Free Stories

100%
HOW ONE PEEPING TOM MORNING TURNED ME INTO A SHEMALE SISSY BITCH
It was while cutting across his back trailer park lawn around 7pm on misty July Saturday evening, when I first discovered that Mr. Parker was really a fag. How else could you describe a man wearing a long blonde wig on his head while below he wore only a large somehow stuffed pink lacey woman's bra ... Read full Story
100%
Big Dick Alessia Visits Dallas
Alessia Hung Mature MILF travels to visit a Big Dicked Man and his Sexy Household If you like Transexuals, big cocks, bondage, BBWs, big clits, deep throat, fisting, 69, ass fucking, sounding, piercing, cum swallowing and big loads this story is for you. If not don't bother reading. If you fav... Read full Story
50%
A Fantasy - Part 3
Sharon put her cell phone back into her purse, turned to Paula and I and said "I'll be right back, with the Chinese food!", gave us a wink and took out her wallet, grabbed some money and then went off to get our dinner. Paula was sitting on the floor, she leaned back on her left elbow and started... Read full Story
94%
Flight cancelled
I was on my way back from a long business trip to Chattanooga, Tennessee and deciding to hit the airport bar during my layover. As I walked up to the bar I noticed there was only one seat open. I took it. I ordered my favorite drink, an old fashioned neat with makers mark. As I sat there waiting for... Read full Story
96%
Shemale fun
Recently I've been chatting with a very feminine and beautiful shemale named Lisa. We've been trading photos and dirty talk over chat lines and emails. I've always fanatsized about a cick with a dick and unexpectedly the opportunity came that we could potentially meet. Being married I had to conc... Read full Story
80%
Shemale fun
Recently I've been chatting with a very feminine and beautiful shemale named Lisa. We've been trading photos and dirty talk over chat lines and emails. I've always fanatsized about a cick with a dick and unexpectedly the opportunity came that we could potentially meet. Being married I had to conc... Read full Story
100%
Shemale Bar
Ich habe in der Vergangenheit viele Fehler gemacht, während ich betrunken war. Ich fickte, alle die ich für eine heiße MILF hielt, aber am Ende war es eine viel ältere Oma und sie war nicht einmal im Entferntesten heiß. Ich habe mit einer sehr fettleibige Frau gefickt, die mich fast zu Tode ge... Read full Story
87%
First Time - Surprise Shemale
I'm an eternal masturbator. I've always like wanking and playing with myself. At a young age I worked out that I likes playing with my ass hole, sticking things in it, walking round all day with something in it. With the advent of the internet I was like a pig in shit. So much porn to be had and so ... Read full Story
87%
Encounter with a dominant shemale
One night I was feeling really horny. I just came back from the gym and I wanted to release and relax. I then began my search for some fun on the personal ads section. I have always been into shemales especially verse aggressive ones. I found this one particular post about Asian bottoms. I was c... Read full Story
94%
My first Shemale
“Curious? Bi?” Well, yes, but only with a shemale. Beyond that I’m a firmly planted heterosexual. For many years I longed to have sex with a shemale but never did anything about it. (I’m not much of an initiator). The community I live in has lots of shemale beauts; maybe that started my intere... Read full Story
50%
mi primer scort shemale
Hola me llamo Antonio, por mucho tiempo tuve la curiosidad de experimentar el sexo con una shemale, asi que me di la tarea de cumplirme y quitarme esa curiosidad. Busque una pagina de scorts muy conocida aqui en mexico, una shemale que me gustara; y que creen la encontre. El siguiente fin de sema... Read full Story
50%
Being Shemale Part II
After sometime the driver left. Night Two I was again ready by 10 Pm as usual wearing make up and sexy night outfit. My push up bra helped my breast look very attractive looked perfect with my slim body I was standing as usual in the balcony around 11 PM and the driver stopped by again.... Read full Story
50%
My Shemale Sex Adventures
Fresh meat Kevin Judd submits to hot top Korra Del Rio in this sexy Valentines Day special. Sensual domination is Goddess Korra's forte and oh boy does she deliver once she gets her hands on this new submissive slut Kevin. Decked out in seductive, strappy black lingerie, thigh high stockings and hee... Read full Story
100%
I Give Up
The following story is the first of four parts of a tale that explores the theme of transformation. It is thematically similar others that I have submitted but has a larger narrative arc. I hope you enjoy reading the first portion, Act One & Two. I continue to work on better editing and someone h... Read full Story
100%
Amanda and Me Chapter 2
I rolled over after reading Amanda's note with a big smile on my face. I couldn't believe that after all the time I had spent masterbating to shemales and fantasizing about meeting one it had actually happened. Not only had it happened but it had been the most amazing sexual experience of my life. ... Read full Story
100%
Lady and the Cop
A cab pulled up to the front door of the Orbit Lounge bar and three curvaceous figures, Regina, Alice and Rita stepped out, paid the cabbie, and moved gracefully towards the main entrance. They were all so jubilant and any observer would suspect correctly that they were already under the influence. ... Read full Story
66%
Dirty Business Trip
Chapter 1: The Transsexual Hotel Encounter "Yes, I am checking in," I said, putting my credit card on the desk. The woman behind the desk took the card and looked at the name. She was about 5 feet 10 inches tall with dark black hair and brown eyes. Her skin was beautifully tanned and he... Read full Story
100%
Tight Spot
XtinaSmith2017 Cody bit his lip as he looked over towards the shop, a little anxious about their planned endeavor but not wanting to come off as uncool to his friends, "Are you sure this is a good idea?" he asked. His friends grinned and laughed, playfully nudging him as they made their way ... Read full Story
100%
La Mujer Trans más feliz del mundo.
- Porfavor, no pares Gaby! - Le gritaba yo, completamente llena de placer, mientras a 4 patas aguantaba sus grandes embestidas, a la par que mis grandes tetas chocaban entre sí. - Ya casi me voy a venir Juanita! - Dijo ella, mientras trás de mi daba todo de si para hacerme sentir en el paraiso, s... Read full Story
100%
Me encanta ser mujer.
Me gusta verme y sentirme mujer. Me encantan las prendas femeninas y de encajes, los vestidos de tela suave y ligera, la medias veladas, los sostén de encajes, las ropas interior delicadas y de encajes, me gusta maquillarme y pintar ,os labios, me encantan los aretes grandes y con pendientes, los ... Read full Story
78%
A Little Girl Forever
Since I was a little girl I dressed in my sister's clothes, she knew it and she kept clothes for me and sometimes she bought clothes thinking about me. She was my accomplice and still is. When I was alone I dressed totally as a woman and I felt totally satisfied and realized as such, this included m... Read full Story
80%
Una giornata in piscina con Paola e Lilly
E' domenica mattina, mi sveglio, sono nel grande letto di Paola, guardo l'orologio sul muro di fronte al letto, sono da poco passate le 11,30. Alla mia sinistra Lilly, alla mia destra Paola, completamente nuda. Anch'io e Lilly siamo praticamente nude, solo calze e reggicalze, ci siamo addormentate... Read full Story
50%
lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops
Frenzied lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops; between dream and reality I had never fantasized of a manly man, even after offering my virginity; to a fabulous sissy. Before my new Era, my fantasy preferences were always with glabrous he-she’s, same about my relationships after… BUT BUT BUT… My last t... Read full Story
92%
My Dream pt 3
Our first invitation arrived at the end of September. Sydney spotted it first and tossed it into the trash with out looking at it. She didn't tell me what it was and I didn't bother asking. The next invitation arrived two weeks later. This one Sydney opened and after reading it she passed ... Read full Story
100%
Ho incontrato una Dea
Era una tiepida sera di primavera, erano da poco passate le 8 di sera ed io avevo già cenato, era tutto il giorno che mi sentivo eccitata e la voglia aumentava dentro di me, volevo divertirmi un po' con i miei giocattoli anali, però era troppo presto, la serata era troppo bella ed invitante per rima... Read full Story
100%
The Game 2
That next morning again Ada and I went down for breakfast and the table was smaller, It wasn't as grand as it had once been and to every guy at the table was now at least two girls. We had our normal breakfast and for once there seemed to be a little more chat between everyone, I think after bei... Read full Story
83%
Wife Left Me so I Could be a Girl
I Am The Girl My Wife Did Not Want As the only child of a single mother I grew up around all things feminine. Having lingerie and stockings drying in the bathroom was normal for me and I always loved how pretty the full cut nylon panties and slips with tons of lace looked. I lived at home with... Read full Story
50%
La pistola NEGRA del Tío, entre Las Bragas de Mi Tía LA PUTONA
Aaayyy.. Yo sabía que la Tía había sido Flor de PUTONA.. pero, jamás me imaginé que me iba a tocar a mí 'hacerme cargo de sus cosas'.. su 'herencia'.. la casa ya vieja, por reordenar destinar y.. LAS COSAS que una descubre ya con los años! Todo estaba igual, pero HORRIBLEMENTE ARRUINADO.. más, e... Read full Story
100%
Gangbanged at the beach
My BBC friend took me to the beach, where people make sex. We arrived in his van. I was in the back of the van, chained blind folded, with my mouth wide open and a huge horse dildo in my sissy pussy. Suddenly I hear the van door opening. I hear many voices of other men. My BBC friend was telling oth... Read full Story
50%
Histoire d'une fille qui n'en est pas un
Les années d'enfance Je suis née le 25 décembre 1993, à 11h45 du soir. Je commençais donc par gâcher le réveillon de mes parents. Non ils étaient heureux disent ils. Ma sœur était née depuis 2 ans. Je ne me rappelle plus mais j'ai du être choquée quand j'ai vu tout ce bleu pour m'habiller, dans... Read full Story
78%
Getting dressed one second, cum dripping from my thong the next.
So, I was going to write a cute little story of how excited I was to see my friend tonight. We hung out last week and didn't do much, but cuddle. But, ever since that night I have been craving a hard cock inside me. All I've thought about is sucking his dick until his cum is running down m... Read full Story
100%
Bimbo Bombshell
Bimbo Bombshell - Chapter One: Singled Out! Even though it was Friday, the bar wasn't particularly crowded that night. I never knew what hit me. This Gorgeous Blonde bombshell, starts flirting with me right a my table. I found myself wondering why this glamorous beauty, had chosen me. I was... Read full Story
75%
Aunt trip
In 2013, after almost three years of service in Afghanistan, George Madsen, a gay Royal Navy communications petty officer, retired. His experience in the distant deserts had left an indelible mark, the memories of friends lost and challenges faced still burned vividly in his mind. Coming home was n... Read full Story
91%
HOW MY AUNT AND SISSY NEPHEW CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! (fictional
It was the very first night of my month long North Carolina July summer vacation stay when my Aunt Meg suddenly entered the bedroom that I was temporarily sharing with my younger cousin Rudy. Being so openly effeminine in his body language,voice and looks, I had already planted such dirty thoughts ... Read full Story
86%
Alex’s Bottom Slut
So when I was younger, I worked at a pizza place as a delivery guy. It was a pretty boring job for the most part but that all changed one night. I got a delivery to just outside of our range but decided to take it anyways because we were slow. When I got there a very tall and muscular black woman in... Read full Story
75%
So good fuck with me and my klients.
Hello, I am Francesca, and I offer company to couples and women. A few days ago, a couple hired me for two hours.The woman was fucking me with her strapon while I was stroking the man's cock. She was pushing her hard cock deeper and inside me, I could feel my ass dissolving more and more. I turn my ... Read full Story
100%
Bangkok Night with Thai Ladyboy Dancer
I was visiting Thailand back in the 90s and was blown away by the “Potpourri” of sites, sounds, and smells (not all of them good) of this city. Beautiful women were at every corner and very friendly to foreigners. I went out with a group of guys on the town after dark to check out the go-go bar scen... Read full Story
91%
Southern Hospitality Ch. 02
XtinaSmith2017 Laura felt herself lifted lazily from the arms of sleep, her body relaxed and floating on a small cloud of pleasure, her mind filled with images, sensations, not pulled from whatever dream she had just been having but instead, memories, memories from the night before. Memories of... Read full Story
100%
Alessia Travestita Hung Mature Blonde British Porn Star
Alessia Travestita Hung Mature Blonde British Porn Star If you like Transexuals, big cocks, bondage, domination, deep throat, fisting, spit roast, 69, ass fucking, cum swallowing and big loads this story is for you. If not don’t bother reading. If you like my story please leave comments and ... Read full Story
100%
A Fantasy - Part 2
Paula begins to grown, ohhing and ahhing. I suck hard and swirl my tongue around on the head of her cock. Sharon has pushed her dildo all the way into my ass and begins to pump my ass with a slow, steady rhythm. Paula holds my head in place and begins to thrust her cock into my mouth harder. "I'm go... Read full Story
50%
Being Shemale
Every night I wear make up and dress up in a sexy lingerie. I stand in my balcony late night trying to lure men and women driving on the road. Last night a truck driver stopped near my house to inspect his vehicle. During his inspection he suddenly saw a long legged booty women in the balcony inf... Read full Story
97%
Purple Kiss, part 3
Continued... As I reached out for Tiffany's hand, she snagged the towel I had wrapped around my waist and threw it to the floor, “no need for that, cumslut.” The group of women surrounding the doorway applauded once again then dispersed. Most of the women headed downstairs, but Janet, Kimb... Read full Story
100%
one of those stories i wish i was in.
Tim stepped into his new college dorm room and breathed in the possibilities. The sun illuminated the simple tile floor and the simple room furnishings. Freshly cleaned desks and wardrobes neatly lined the walls. The beds had thin blue mats and pencil graffiti etched into the legs. He noticed that t... Read full Story
85%
Gilding the Lilly
It was a dark and stormy night. Oh, wait, I was taught NEVER to begin a story like that. (Snoopy can get away with it, but he does all his writing with a typewriter balanced on his doghouse). OK, getting back to important things. It was actually early Autumn out in the Desert, cool weather was s... Read full Story
77%
Slut indiscretion
At 17, I had reputation among the people in my world. I had sucked more dicks than the average hooker. I had slept with men of every race creed and color. You can even throw in a mentally challenged lad or and autistic child as well. All because I loved getting sex. I think that a penis is the sexi... Read full Story
100%
The Next Level
Nitromethane It's been a couple of weeks now since I sucked my last shemale cock and swallowed her load, and with enough distractions, it hasn't been too difficult keeping myself preoccupied and my mind off of satiating my new fixation. Still though, I do have my moments when I sit back and imagi... Read full Story
100%
The game show,
One day i was looking through a number of competitions and trying to find a way to make some easy quick money. A number of applications were sent, mostly for junk i didn't need or for competitions I knew I had no chance of winning. For example, the types you get $30,000 for answering the easiest que... Read full Story
100%
New Orleans TS dream come true..
In was on New Orleans running water for the victims of Katrina in 2005. I went down to Bourbon St several times an one night I walked into adult fetish store and as I was looking around there was what appeared to be a very beautiful black woman bending over with a very short skirt on. I was admirin... Read full Story
95%
Halloween Night Again
Last October my girlfriend Kelly and I were drinking wine and playing cribbage on a cold, rainy night. After dating her for six months we usually stayed in on weekends. I consider myself very lucky to be dating her. She is an incredibly beautiful brunette and has a perfect 36C-24-26 figure on her 5'... Read full Story
80%
Wrong Vampire
I consider myself a fairly tolerant person. I judge each person on their merits, not their skin color, gender or even sexual orientation. I'm even in favor of the Vampire Rights Amendment, but I must admit, unlike other groups people discriminate against, they make me uneasy. They claim that all the... Read full Story
100%
Meeting Amanda
I’m a happily married man. My wife Tess and I have been together since we were teenagers. We were each other’s first real lovers and being in our mid-thirties by now, we still madly in love with each other. Tess and I always are very honest and open to each other. Both in normal life and sexual... Read full Story
100%
Male or Shemale, Still a Slut
Part 1 My name is Brandon. I'm 18 (still in high school), 5'5", white with black hair, and rather feminine. I'm really slim with barely any body hair. All this has combined so that I'm not so popular with the ladies, which sucks cause I am one horny son of a bitch. Luckily, I'm rather fond ... Read full Story
96%
A Night of Lust
I was out at a night club with a few friends, and we were there for for a while before I noticed this sexy, rather short girl across from me at the bar looking over. I could tell, even from this distance that there was something special about her, I wasn’t sure what that was quite yet though. The mo... Read full Story
100%
Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club
"Can you wear a dress tonight?" "I can't crossdress in public, I'm not 'out' and don't want to be seen that way." "That's okay. We're going to a gay-only club that has a drag queen show tonight, so you'd fit right in." "Cool, but I'll have to change when we get there." "Awesome! See you tonight!... Read full Story
50%
HOSPITALITÉ DU SUD
Ash regarda sa mère, incrédule quant à ce qu'elle venait de dire. Il comprenait la prémisse de base de ce qui s'était passé, mais le raisonnement qu'elle avait dû le déconcerter. "Pourquoi ?! Pourquoi ferais-tu ça ?!" Il a plaidé, la voix légère et désespérée. Elle haussa l... Read full Story
100%
The Day I Went SheCock Crazy
I summed up courage to meet up with my old shemale flame Fransicca (she is a Malaysian but living in indonesia) ... messaged her, she sounded excited and asked if i minded her friend joining us. 'Why not' i said. It was settled. we booked a villa for the next day. I checked in early. cleaned up ... Read full Story
95%
My TS Journey
I'm a straight, married guy in my 30's, at least that how I appear to everyone that knows me. I have an intense obsession with Trans women that I have been indulging since I was a teenager. Over the years this fixation has grown into something that ranged from watching porn initially, to having my a... Read full Story
100%
Alessia and the Twins
Alessia and the Twins When the politician David Smallwood awoke that morning his thoughts immediately turned to Alessia, and he started to daydream about her, as he was wont to do now. He had several meetings scheduled for that day, including a rally promoting restrictions on gay and trans-gender... Read full Story
100%
Becoming a Chrissy - Chapter 2
I had always felt like I had a hot body for a girl. I was naturally blonde and smooth; I guess I had been blessed by my parents’ Scandinavian genetics. My pubes were always just a small fuzz—easy to shave and keep a clean bikini line. Same thing with my armpit hair. And my ass? Completely smooth and... Read full Story
90%
It been extremely too long
For me, the ultimate feeling of femininity happens when a man is inside me, and It had been far too long. Over the last few years, my wife had effectively shut down my indulgence in the hobby of crossdressing in public - mainly at bars frequented by the transgendered and their admirers. She only sus... Read full Story
100%
Santa Likes Shemales Femboys
Did you know Santa Clause is real....and he likes shemales femboys??!I It happened last Christmas Eve. I fell asleep watching the snow fall just outside my window. I was comfy under my layers of warm blankets I clutched tightly, in the black lace panties and red lingerie night dress or nighty I wear... Read full Story
80%
fuck by my best friend's family
= Part 1. Alice's father = My name is Onikky 28-year-old Shemale from ASIAN, this story only shares the first experience of making love. The story begins when I first moved to a big city, looking for a new atmosphere, I don't have a place to live that I know is only my friend's name Alice who ... Read full Story
100%
Did I Do Right By Taking Money For Sex?
I first properly dressed when 14. (I did do the knickers and stockings and pantyhose thing previously from when I was 11). I first had sexual contact with a friend when we were both 14, i.e. wanked each other then I sucked him off and drank all his cum. I then waited until I was 16 for sex with... Read full Story
41%
My first date with a "shemale"
I met a guy whom i worked with and found out he was bisexual,it didn't bother me nor did i care because i know who i was.I realized he was trying to date me without asking me if i was that way.I flat out turned him down and told him i didn't go that way! I was still young and new to this. I was coo... Read full Story
69%
Pune crossdresser Night Girl
Hi friends, I hope you liked my earlier stories. This is my new story about a lady boy / crossdresser / sissy boy. Around 2 years back I came across a profile on Planet Romeo with name Nightgirl. I sent her message that i found her sexy and attracted to her and wanna meet her. I am alway... Read full Story
100%
Threesome fun
We had invited friend over who has big cock --he arrived and we sat around for awhile talking about sexual encounters of the past --I'm a bi part time shemale cross dresser who is very kinky --anyway it got around to looking around the house and as it happened we stopped in the bedroom , and all o... Read full Story
100%
CD/TS Shemale Chrissy Fucked On the Ranch
I met John on the swinger site AdultFriendFinder. He was everything I was looking for: old, in his late 60s, and not rich, but financially stable and independent, owning a ranch that has been in his family for generations. Maybe he could become the Sugar Daddy I am looking for? I am a shaved-smooth ... Read full Story
60%
Shemale Chrissy Fucked by a Demon
I wanted to write this the night it happened, Halloween, but I was still so traumatized. I was at my fictional fantasy Sugar Daddy's house alone and already spooked out by the noises of this old hundred-year-old wooden house in this loud thunder storm on what some call "Devil's Night." I had to turn... Read full Story
100%
C'EST LA PATRONNE
Le rêve est mort. L'écriture était ma passion, mais cela n'a jamais servi à rien. La réalité a une mauvaise façon de vous rattraper, déchiquetant vos désirs dans son sillage. Ce cycle d'épargne et de vie de ces économies s'est progressivement révélé intenable et maintenant, à ving... Read full Story
100%
ENFERMÉ HORS DE L'APPARTEM ⚧️ ⚧️
Je m'appelle Layton McGuire. Quand j'avais 22 ans, je vivais à New York et je partageais un très petit appartement à loyer contrôlé à Greenwich Village avec deux autres colocataires pendant que nous fréquentions le City College (qui est un vrai collège, pas seulement un nom générique, cherch... Read full Story
50%
AMANDINE ⚧️ ⚧️
Le lycée n'était pas un endroit amusant pour moi. Étant plus un outsider geek, plus intéressé par la science, les ordinateurs et la culture pop associée à ces intérêts, cela signifiait que j'avais peu d'amis. Cela signifiait aussi que j'étais si loin de l'échelle sociale que je n... Read full Story
0%
Latex succubus
The lights of the city obscured the supposedly brilliant starlight in the night sky, leaving only dim and scattered scattered stars adorning the gloomy night sky half-covered by dark clouds, and the crescent-like crescent moon guarding it in the distance makes the night seem less empty Lonely. Mayb... Read full Story
57%
Transsexual Actresses Part 1
The adult entertainment market includes thousands of videos and DVD's featuring transsexual actresses. Some of the more popular of these celebrities have their own web pages. Brief profiles of some of these actresses, including a list of their films, appears after the initial list. Adriana Ventur... Read full Story
100%
Mi aventura brasileña
Por obligaciones profesionales viajo con frecuencia a Brasil, donde la empresa donde trabajo esta construyendo una importante infraestructura marina. En algunas ocasiones cuando terminamos la jornada salimos a cenar algunos compañeros y habitualmente nos hace de cicerone Joao, un joven ingeniero bra... Read full Story
25%
Transsexual Actresses Part 2
On the way to Florida, in 1992, Meghan stopped in New Orleans, Louisiana. Her visit to this city lasted an unexpected five years, during which time she began her transformation into a transwoman. A popular nightclub, Papa Joe's, was looking for a replacement for a transsexual who had played Madonna,... Read full Story
50%
SOUS LA DIRECTION DE MAMAN
Jaime n'avait jamais eu beaucoup de chance avec les filles du lycée. C'était venu et reparti, et maintenant il en profitait un l'été dernier avant de partir à l'université avec sa virginité intacte. Ce n'était pas vraiment sa faute, il n'était pas un crétin ou un crétin, c'est juste que la vie et la... Read full Story
100%
A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
100%
DÉBUTS INNOCENTS
"Avez-vous pris votre vitamine, ma chère ?" Ellen a appelé de la salle de bain. Je me frottai le sommeil des yeux et ramassai le flacon de pilule, roulant un gros comprimé dans ma paume. "Ma pilule de cheval ? Je le fais maintenant." "Avez-vous déjà remarqué une différence ?" "Non. Les vitamines ... Read full Story
66%
A Girl's Best Friend
The party was in full swing when Ryanna and her friends arrived. Of course, they were an hour late, since Glenys had gotten lost on the way. The house was out in the back woods; the owners didn't exactly go out of their way to make it easy to find. Their fellow townspeople probably would have frowne... Read full Story
100%
Weekend Fantasy
have so many fantasies....the one that gets me lately, is having access to a house out in the middle of nowhere, for a week or weekend, where i can dress up, all day. No one knows of my lustful secret....so the idea of being able to stay this way without thought, gets me so hard and such in the moo... Read full Story