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Nice body slide before tgirl fuck
The other day I visited a new tgirl, Paris, who advertised on an internet site. I was really attracted to her ad because she said 'orgasms are more fun with me' and in retrospect I think she was right :) the thing I really liked was that she started with a body slide with me lying on m... Read full Story
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Threesome fun
We had invited friend over who has big cock --he arrived and we sat around for awhile talking about sexual encounters of the past --I'm a bi part time shemale cross dresser who is very kinky --anyway it got around to looking around the house and as it happened we stopped in the bedroom , and all o... Read full Story
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Threesome goes clubbing
Ft. Lauderdale is probably the most LGBT friendly city on the east coast. So many nice restaurants and clubs that welcome all and have many LGBT employees as well. Lydia and I have been married several months, we had met Joanne an absolute amazing transgender girl during a weekend trip to the Baha... Read full Story
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My REAL life as an amateur cd superstar
Earlier,I wrote about what real cd sex was like.What I'm gonna say now isn't fiction.See my galleries.The turning point for me was my 1st 3some.I met Gloria and she came with a professional makeover.She turned me on to a salon in Staten isl called fairplay that catered exclusively to cd's.I'll never... Read full Story
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Threesome - Tara Strong and Mae Whitman
The Avatar panel had just finished. I went to go to the bathroom, when I ran into Mae Whitman, who plays Katara. We started talking and I mentioned how I had to leave early because I had no where to stay, and she kindly offered to let me stay at her place. Later that evening, we met up outside of... Read full Story
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Fantastic threesome w/ Miranda Pinocchio & Danielle Albuquerque
Today taken by the craving for something really big I call Miranda who answers me immediately and despite the language barriers and her way of speaking not always understandable we agree for 70 and a quiet thing. I sling in Naples, central area, the usual low in the alleys between via Marina and the... Read full Story
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Best girls night ever!
Recently I had a meet up with a couple of CD girlfriends at a hotel for drinks. We had planned on taking some pics together, having some fun, changing outfits, etc. But, I kind of accidentally got drunk on rum real quick (I don't drink but once or twice a year, but I was super nervous about meetin... Read full Story
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The Girl Next Door Ch. 01 by derezzed ©
Michael was your average 21-year-old college student. He was on his way home from college for summer break after finishing his finals and looking forward to a few months of relaxation. Driving home Michael reflected on his past three years of college. It had been a great junior year. He met a lot of... Read full Story
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My body became a gift for them
My name is Lely Bella Calistia, I am a shemale and I once had a boyfriend named Reza, she was handsome, muscular, sexy, and romantic, I was dating for a year. And a few years ago I broke up with him, because he made me a bet. At that time me and he planned a vacation to the villa where my boyfri... Read full Story
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Huge black cock
A person with a huge black cock asked what I would do to him to make him feel good as well as make me feel good and I told him I would start by licking it all over lick, lick, lick, with lots of saliva to masterbate you at the same time as I lick your big long fat cock -then I rub your saliva licke... Read full Story
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I love cock!
• Hey guys I’m Jay, let me tell you how I learned I love cock. My first time was in college, and I know they say it’s a time to experiment. But boy did I learn a lot about myself. Like most kids I had a part time job for some extra cash. One of the guys in my department was an older heavyset guy nam... Read full Story
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The BIG COCK that I will eat.
ENGLISH: Hello friends. In the link below, you can see the tranny cock that will fuck me in the days to come. I saw her advertised on the internet, I picked up the phone and called, I will see her when her clinical tests are negative for sexually transmitted diseases, because I will surely swallow... Read full Story
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No hand cum,being pegged by girlfriend, wishing for real cock
I'm a vers guy and / your typical BI guy, but mostly I prefer being the top. I am crazy about gurls, with their thick hard cock ( or flopping dick) riding me . You could say this is a story about me. It describes me, since there's not alot of room in the description column. Like I was explaining ... Read full Story
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HELPLESS TO MY CRAVING FOR BLACK COCK
This is a totally true account of my addiction to meth and its hand in turning me into the he[pless sissy I've become to my weakness for BBC. My name as a regular male is Richie Budd. But by reading this you'll soon realize that nothing is normal. Not only was I Richard Budd. I spent an equal, if ... Read full Story
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My introduction to tits & cock
I was just 18 and working maintenance at the Florida condo complex always curious and super horny. It was a Friday and I was sent to 2032 to do a minor repair, I knocked but nobody was home so I used my master key and entered. The condo was very clean but right on the coffee table where some porn ma... Read full Story
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2 Traileros
Una noche buscaba divertime con alguien y publique un anuncio donde buscaba a un hombre mayor que me hiciera su putita y le gustara verme vestida. A los 20 minutos un hombre me envio un mensaje diciendome que es camionero y estaria esa noche en la ciudad. Eso me exito mucho y le pregunte donde podri... Read full Story
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Mi primo y yo (parte 3)
Hola otra vez hermosos!!!, hoy les contaré la siguiente parte para que entren en contexto lean las historias anteriores nenes :* así entenderán lo que a continuación les relatare. Bien una vez llegando a mi casa después de una noche riquísima con mi vecino Chris tome mi celular el cual había olvi... Read full Story
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De la pucelle quinquagénaire à la mature disponible...
***Prologue - Confessions: Depuis que j’ai offert ma virginité, je me mets chaque jour un peu plus dans la peau d’une femme. Le petit bled où je vis m’interdit de m’exhiber socialement. Totefois je me suis faite une complice, mon épileuse qui me reçoit après la fermeture . Depuis mon nouveau début,... Read full Story
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Mi primo y yo (parte 1)
Hoy me anime y les voy a compartir una historia que nadie más que yo y mi primo sabemos, espero que les agrade. Primeramente debo confesarles que a pesar de ser 3 años menor que yo siempre tuve mucha afinidad con mi primo, él era el menor de 3 hermanos de los cuales 2 son de mi edad, sin embargo nu... Read full Story
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From a 50's virgin to a Mature good for all
***Prologue - Confessions: Every day since I offered my virginity, I put myself in the shoes of a woman. The little town where I live forbids me to show myself socially. However I made myself an accomplice, my epilator who receives me after closing. Since my new beginning, male masturbations are not... Read full Story
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Reshooting the Scene, Chapter 1
I have been a porn aficionado since I was a teenager. My first dabblings were with Hustler magazine and a *very* hardcore mini-novel called “Her Busted Asshole,” which told the raunchy story of Ginny Cummings’ sexual coming of age. In addition to the very graphic story, it had full color glossy p... Read full Story
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La Mujer Trans más feliz del mundo.
- Porfavor, no pares Gaby! - Le gritaba yo, completamente llena de placer, mientras a 4 patas aguantaba sus grandes embestidas, a la par que mis grandes tetas chocaban entre sí. - Ya casi me voy a venir Juanita! - Dijo ella, mientras trás de mi daba todo de si para hacerme sentir en el paraiso, s... Read full Story
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My 1st Time was Not the Only Time.
One late night after hitting the slopes and partying I left my friends birthday party feeling extra horny. It was about 6 or 7 in the morning now and after having no luck finding an escort I responded to an ad on craigslist posted by a trans woman. I figured two things, this dick isn't going to suck... Read full Story
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EL MARIDO DE MI AMIGA 2
Mi amiga no se imagina lo que su marido y yo hacemos. Ella y yo seguimos siendo amigas, pero compartimos el mismo hombre y ella no lo sabe. Yo soy la que le apaga el fuego a su hombre; a ella no le gusta que la penetre por atras, mientras que a mi me encanta sentirla toda. En la cama somos do... Read full Story
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Surprise while exploring dressed
I had been dressing at home for a while, taking pictures and enjoying myself. Usually whenever I had any sexual encounters I was not dressed and had a mixture of experiences as top and bottom. This is the day it all changed though. For the first time I decided to get myself dressed and head out.... Read full Story
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Lucia_001
Cuando descubrí que me encantaba vestirme de mujer, la verdad no supe que hacer, no solo era una fantasía, era lo que quería desde muy dentro de mí, fue un shock muy grande, del porque siendo hombre me encantaba vestirme de mujer..comprendí que no era normal al promedio de los hombres, porque siendo... Read full Story
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Intense
Holding to my word, I didn't let the incident with Billy and his friends scare me away from Bailey; I kept seeing her, even after the beating I took. To be honest, I'm not sure if he was trying to lay low or what, but Billy seemed to keep his distance from me for a while...thankfully. Bailey and ... Read full Story
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Shemale Solo Tube And Practical Jokes
"Dude, you know I mean you good", my friend John was saying while he was dragging me out of bed, "You're spending way too much time inside and I have a treat for you!" I hated John's surprised - he had all sorts of crazy, stupid ideas, like painting my dorm room in black while... Read full Story
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lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops
Frenzied lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops; between dream and reality I had never fantasized of a manly man, even after offering my virginity; to a fabulous sissy. Before my new Era, my fantasy preferences were always with glabrous he-she’s, same about my relationships after… BUT BUT BUT… My last t... Read full Story
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La primera vez que me hicieron mujer
Desde mis mas lejanos recuerdos, siempre sentí la necesidad de lucir femenina...recuerdo que de niña me encerraba en el cuarto de mi mama y me probaba las medias panty y los tacones, sobre todo unas sandalias doradas que me encantaban...podía pasar horas en esa habitación imaginándome siendo toda un... Read full Story
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Mi Primera Vez
Como les había contado en mis post anteriores, desde joven este instinto femenino me consume cada día mas, esta sensación de ser chico con una hembra por dentro es una de las mejores sensaciones del mundo. Usar ropa femenina es el éxtasis al universo, como les dije soy travestí de closet al 1000... Read full Story
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Nunca se Olvida
He tenido la oportunidad de tener sexo con varios hombres, algunos mayores que yo y otros muy chicos, no me fijo en estereotipos o personalidad, solo me gusta disfrutar del sexo..... Pero siempre hay uno que te deja enamorado, Daniel su nombre una persona que conocí por medio de un chat. No pas... Read full Story
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Me encanta ser mujer.
Me gusta verme y sentirme mujer. Me encantan las prendas femeninas y de encajes, los vestidos de tela suave y ligera, la medias veladas, los sostén de encajes, las ropas interior delicadas y de encajes, me gusta maquillarme y pintar ,os labios, me encantan los aretes grandes y con pendientes, los ... Read full Story
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La Entrevista (trabajo de mesera)
LA ENTREVISTA (Trabajo de Mesera) Esta historia es una gran fantasía que tuve por años, pero que ahora aunque a medias es una realidad. Krystal, una de las chicas que me ayuda con el maquillaje, varias veces me había hecho el comentario de que en el bar donde ella actuaba, necesitaban a una chi... Read full Story
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DÉBUTS INNOCENTS
"Avez-vous pris votre vitamine, ma chère ?" Ellen a appelé de la salle de bain. Je me frottai le sommeil des yeux et ramassai le flacon de pilule, roulant un gros comprimé dans ma paume. "Ma pilule de cheval ? Je le fais maintenant." "Avez-vous déjà remarqué une différence ?" "Non. Les vitamines ... Read full Story
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Se vino dos veces dentro de mi.
Lo vi en un video porno. Le hacia el amor a una nena transexual. Recuerdo que varias veces me masturbe sola en mi cama imaginando a ese hombre haciéndome el amor a mi. El es un hombre muy acuerpado y musculoso, bien varonil. Todo un semental. Su enorme verga, blanca y venosa con una cabezota ro... Read full Story
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sex-agenarian's onanic lust
An onanic lust of a sex-agenarian that I am; I'M IN BIG HEAT; it's the season of bodily reunions in nature... I'm like an elephant(e) waiting to be satisfied. My cloaca is starting to titillate at the mere sight (look hah!) of a guy's swollen crotch on the street... I activated all my sensors to sa... Read full Story
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Luxure onanique
Luxure onanique du sex-agénaire que je suis... JE SUIS EN GRANDES CHALEURS; c'est la saison des retrouvailles corporelles dans la nature... je suis comme une éléphante qui attend d'être satisfaite. Mon cloaque commence à titiller rien qu'à voir (regarder hah!) l'entrejambe gonflé d'un mec dans l... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch1
Back in January 2020 I guess I was lucky, I did have a regular job although the pay was miserable and I did have my own place. On my wage all I could afford was a miserable bedsit in a neglected part of town, but on the upside I didn’t have to flat share and it worked well enough for me. The west... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch3
Slowly stirring from my sleep, I stretched under the covers and a pleasant sensation spread across my torso, remembering what I was wearing when I went to bed I smiled at the caress of the fabric on my skin. It was a strangely comforting feeling, the pressure from the bra, panties and nightie felt l... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch5
I was jolted out of my sleep by the phone on my bedside table vibrating, bleary eyed I picked it up and saw a message from the couriers that a package would be delivered today around 4pm. The realisation that this was the package I had been waiting for and I could finally wear something else in my s... Read full Story
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SOUS LA DIRECTION DE MAMAN
Jaime n'avait jamais eu beaucoup de chance avec les filles du lycée. C'était venu et reparti, et maintenant il en profitait un l'été dernier avant de partir à l'université avec sa virginité intacte. Ce n'était pas vraiment sa faute, il n'était pas un crétin ou un crétin, c'est juste que la vie et la... Read full Story
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My First Experience
Preface: A few years ago I was surfing craigslist (back when that WAS a thing) and found a couple looking for a man. I responded to that post and went back and forth until we set up a time to play. I arrived on the night and had a few drinks, We chatted and I noticed that the husband kept touchi... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 10
As the sun beamed in through a gap in the curtains my now familiar morning wood strained at the silk of my nightwear. How was it that no matter how hard I came the night before it would wake up eager and ready to go. As had become customary my mind would be filled with the events of the previous nig... Read full Story
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Shopping plus extras!!!
Hi, so as you can probably imagine I buy a lot of underwear and have a few favourite places to shop. My favourite by far is Ann Summers. The range is great and the staff are so helpful . Anyway back to the story. So I decided to go get some new underwear to see in the new year, I got myself up and d... Read full Story
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My first Theesome
I'd been flirting with Clare for a while in work. I always thought she would be one of the girls that would play around in work, but never actually go through with anything. It was a slow day in work and as usual the subject came round to sex. We were having a cheeky conversation about fetishes a... Read full Story
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Anastasia's Life
Chapter 1: Humbling Beginnings My story starts where most every crossdresser's story starts. It starts somewhere around the time I was an infant. I can remember, not to mention being told several thousand times that my choice of toys as a child was dolls, strollers, dress up and tea parties, Barb... Read full Story
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My First threesome Part 2
After Ray's step-mother put make-up on me and fixed my already long hair she had me looking like a young sissy boy, that's saying a lot because I was 23 at the time. She then had me slip out of the outfit Ray had given and put me in a red throng and matching garter belt and bra. She had me wear blac... Read full Story
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The day i bought my fleshlight and it was better then i expected
We have all been there, you want something bigger and better than just jerking off, not sex but something that you can enjoy solo. We have all seen that famous American Pie scene where Jim decides the apple pie will feel amazing to fuck and proceeds to shove his dick into it and if I really think ab... Read full Story
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How i started feeling like a girl
It was early in my puberty, I was the youngest in my group of friends and many of my them were already dating and having sex with the neighborhood girls. By this time I was beginning to learn more about my body and I noticed more about girls, especially my neighbor's girlfriend, I'll call her Camila... Read full Story
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Primo appuntamento con Sabrina
Non ho mai incontrato un trans prima di ieri pomeriggio. Mi sono piaciute sempre le femmine ma quando ho visto il profilo di Sabrina su aShemale tube non ho saputo resistere. Quel viso di donna mi attira. E, a dire il vero, mi attirano i suoi video. Così spontanei e naturali. Lei, da sola, che si fa... Read full Story
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Weekend Fantasy
have so many fantasies....the one that gets me lately, is having access to a house out in the middle of nowhere, for a week or weekend, where i can dress up, all day. No one knows of my lustful secret....so the idea of being able to stay this way without thought, gets me so hard and such in the moo... Read full Story
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My wonderful life with Pat : The tattoo
Few hours later Marie and Pat arrived, Marie ordered me to stand-up and kiss me hardly with her tongue rolling in my mouth. She say me goodbye and thank you so much for dinner and the marvelous night, Pat is really lucky with you. I was so surprised i reply by a shy thank you. After Marie has le... Read full Story
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Destreza oculta
Pocas cosas me enloquecen tanto de pasión como una buena verga, me gustan de todas las formas, colores y tamaños, desde esas vergas gorditas y cortitas, hasta aquellas vergas enormes curvas y venosas, me encanta tocarlas y hacer que poco a poco se pongan duras, me gusta comenzar por acariciar y masa... Read full Story
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EL MARIDO DE MI AMIGA.
Tengo una amiga con la que hablamos mucho y de todo. Con mucha frecuencia me invita a su apartamento o a fiestas y compartimos junto con su marido. Mi amiga me dijo un día, que a su marido le gusta cogerla por atrás pero que a ella no le gusta porque tiene la verga grande y gruesa, pero que a... Read full Story
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La bonne chair masculine…
La bonne chair masculine… La brise caressait mes mamelons gonflés me donnant des frissons agréables. Les deux verres de Riesling avaient également contribué à mon excitation. Mon entre-jambe brûlait comme si le soleil qui disparaissait avait soufflé toute son énergie thermique dans mon intérieur... Read full Story
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Pa-mie sex-agénaire
Luxure frénétique d’une pa-mie sex-agénaire; entre rêve et réalité Je n’avais jamais fantasmé de mec viril, même après avoir offert ma virginité; mais à une fabuleuse sissy. Avant mon Ѐre, mes préférences de fantasmes étaient toujours avec des lui-femme glabres, idem concernant mes relations d’aprè... Read full Story
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sine qua non: anal/vaginal pleasure
One thing's for sure, my desire is to be fucked and to fuck... And it's in this order of things that I've been wanting to fulfil my fantasies for the last two years. I'm not too fussy about choosing my partners, but luck has always smiled on me when it comes to finding the right one. However, over t... Read full Story
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A Couple and Me
I have obsessions. I have compulsions. I suppose everyone has them but not many of us act on them. I do. Every chance I get. I obsess and compulse on being gang banged, or on anonymous sex or on sex with young guys (sometimes girls too). I get into bondage and being forced and sometimes on violent s... Read full Story
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My wonderful life with Pat : Domi and Morgan
second part of the tattoo ..... I was nervous to be tied and at her mercy.Morgan put on a mask to make me blind and she tightened the ties to keep me from moving. Then with a very soft voice Morgan sussed me, don’t be afraid, i will make this day an unforgettable one. You will have a such intens... Read full Story
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Le rire du « sergent », la folle du régiment
En France, « Le rire du Sergent » est une célèbre chanson du talentueux Michel Sardou, Pour moi c'est plus qu'une chanson, avec quelques variantes c'est mon histoire. En effet autrefois les jeunes français effectuaient ce que l'on appelait le service militaire pendant une an dans une caserne, La... Read full Story
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Cumming and peeing in public while driving.
As I have previously posted, when I have my cock ring on a weird sensation exists, I feel like I need to pee more often than normal, but about 90% of the time I feel like I am going too cum. Weird one today, on way back from checkup at the doc, driving home, I started thinking about taking my coc... Read full Story
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Need A New Keyholder/Daddy
I get an erotic thrill off of the thought of another man "owning" my body and having control over my sexual pleasure. I enjoy having my boyclitty, my cock, locked up in a chastity cage; it represses my erections, hides my cock so I rarely see it, and denies me any of that little sexual pleasure of t... Read full Story
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intimate Cousins
My favorite cousin and first lover, Billy, was just released from prison and I was anxious to see him. I am ecstatic that he is out, and I am thinking about all the past fun we had as I prepare to revisit those good times. Tommy knows all about my relationship with Billy and he understands my need t... Read full Story
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Sexual fantasies on tiptoes
Sexual Fantasy on tiptoes when I was a teenager, I began to like live female gymnastics and ballet, and I had a good feeling about the posture of women straightening their toes and leaning their heads back, my intuition tells me that this is what happens when a woman has an orgasm, and as an adult I... Read full Story
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CD Jinn Caught
Lately I have been having great times with one of my roommates who found me out and found he really enjoyed being with me when I am dressed. However before any of this happened I had met a guy through a friend on the football team at my college and had a couple great times with him while I was dres... Read full Story
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Best friend
Looking back, it seems my early teens were really a time for me sexually. Puberty had set in hard and fast and I was sexually charged. I was constantly touching myself and fantasizing about every sexual explicit act I could think of at the time. Lucky for me I had my best friend Jason. We wer... Read full Story
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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Sissy Experience - Episode 1: The Beginning
Hello All, Hope you’re all doing well!! This story narrates the beginning of my crossdressing and sissy adventures. Before I begin I’ll tell you somethings about my family. We are a family of four consisting of me, mom, dad and an elder sister. I am currently 20 years old and in college. My da... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch4
It was the morning after the night before, and as I stretched under the bedsheets, a smile spread across my face. Remembering last night’s events, I felt myself stir a little and pressure from the panties I had on adding to the arousal. It has been a while since I had morning wood after a big show, ... Read full Story
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Surprise Ending (Part One)
My wife is the picture of professionalism from 8 to 5, but after hours she is a sexual dynamo who loves men and women. Throughout our relationship she has introduced several of her gal pals into our bedroom, hot tub, shower, etc...you get the idea. Anyway, two weeks ago she let me know that one o... Read full Story
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delicious virile male flesh
Tasted delicious virile male flesh… The breeze caressed my swollen nipples giving me pleasant shivers. The two glasses of Riesling had also contributed to my excitement. My crotch was burning as if the disappearing sun had blown all its thermal energy into me. Under my fine lace panties, purple o... Read full Story
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Making my CD slut fantasies become real
Having an open mind and saying yes to a TS friends' idea has lead me to discover things I never even knew about myself. I’ve always been into kink, but my adventures as a CD have shown Me that I have filthy perverse cravings to satisfy with people I’ve yet to meet. I enjoy transsexual escorts and th... Read full Story
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So good fuck with me and my klients.
Hello, I am Francesca, and I offer company to couples and women. A few days ago, a couple hired me for two hours.The woman was fucking me with her strapon while I was stroking the man's cock. She was pushing her hard cock deeper and inside me, I could feel my ass dissolving more and more. I turn my ... Read full Story
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She also conquered my soul...
Initiation in a new era... Almost three months since I offered my virginity to a wonderfull he-woman, Selmi... unfortunately I had to cancel the second day we planned to spend together with my LORDESS because I quitted the town where we met the day before. Since, only few summer fling messages...... Read full Story
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Experimenting with Cock
I was 22 and at the time did not have a girlfriend. I had a habit of jerking off at least once a day if not more. Starting masturbation at an early age made me bored by "normal" porn star videos. Leading me to amateur porn. Soon that became boring and I was experimenting with everything. O... Read full Story
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At Jake's Cabin
Jake and I had been secretly seeing each other for about a year. We took every chance we could get to go and fuck. Jake’s famly had a cabin on a private pond in northern Minnesota. He had asked me to go up there with him for spring break. He told the fam that it was a guy’s weekend to fi... Read full Story
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How it all began.....
It all started 7-8 years ago, coming home after a night out in the town and feeling horny... My shoe's left in a heap by the door and a trail of kebab meat leading up to my bedroom, I was knew that my happy wank time was about to commence. As soon as I got in my room my jacket was flung onto the... Read full Story
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Domination of Bjarne
Dear Diary. At the behalf of my lover Bjarne alias Cigar54, I will ease the curtain of my bodouir and invite the curious reader inside to a little piquant seance that we had together during his recent visit over here. Bjarnes visites always begins with kissing deeply, while my hands find the way to... Read full Story
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MY First Time with a non-binary/cross-dresser
After I had graduated high school but before I had left for college: I was hanging out with a friend and a friend of theirs at their friend’s house. For the story let’s call my friend Dan and his friend Charles. We were watching some movie on Charle’s (parent’s) big TV. Charles gets up eventually an... Read full Story