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Car Broke Down
A Fantasy: Car Broke Down My car was running hot so I pulled into a driveway so that it would cool down. I got out and raised the hood and added some water. I then got back inside and smoked a cigarette and sipped on a beer that I had. I listened to the radio and glanced out the window and... Read full Story
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delicious virile male flesh
Tasted delicious virile male flesh… The breeze caressed my swollen nipples giving me pleasant shivers. The two glasses of Riesling had also contributed to my excitement. My crotch was burning as if the disappearing sun had blown all its thermal energy into me. Under my fine lace panties, purple o... Read full Story
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2nd date with Latina Sissy Destiny
So this was my second time with Destiny, a really cool Latina CD/Sissy who had just turned 22. You might want to read my first goaround with her title, “Deflowering Latina Sissy Destiny” as it will give background and context here. After our first encounter, she signaled that she was definitely... Read full Story
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My 1st Time was Not the Only Time.
One late night after hitting the slopes and partying I left my friends birthday party feeling extra horny. It was about 6 or 7 in the morning now and after having no luck finding an escort I responded to an ad on craigslist posted by a trans woman. I figured two things, this dick isn't going to suck... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 5. Sunny and Antonio got frisky at the bar, Sunny moved in with Mel and Shari, and opening night was a success The only other dress that I brought was one that I hoped I would get a chance to wear but didn't think I would. It was a black ... Read full Story
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Exposure, Disclosure
The Greatest Liar, Exposure, Disclosure © Alexandra Rios 2019 Author’s Note: This is a continuation of the narrative which commenced with “My Awkward Phase”, which I posted here previously. Readers may wish to read that before continuing, although I have written them to stand alone. Natives s... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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ACROSS THE STREET AND TWO DOORS DOWN by Spanky de Bautumn
Jamie knew he was different. He didn’t fit in with the other boys, but he didn’t feel like he fit in with the girls either, he just knew he was different. He wasn’t into dolls or balls. He was the smallest boy in his class and more than half the girls outweighed him. But the one thing he had going f... Read full Story
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Epic weekend with stepbrother
Ok so me and step brother both graduated and where ready to celebrate we decided we are going to Vegas. We where both virgins so we couldn’t think of a better place to loose it. How where supposed to loose it was supposed to be a much different story. His was supposed to be like any young handsome ... Read full Story
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Playfull Sexy Shemale LindaTgirl
The overwhelming passion will start. When you date me... it will all start with kisses and wrapping with my legs around your body and showing of her gorgeous smal tits.The, while sitting on your lap I will whisper in your about what will be next.. About what turns me on... about sucking, licking,... Read full Story
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A Series of Perverse Dreams, Part 3
After my last couple dreams, I began to watch a ton of gangbang and bukkake porn. I had jerked to this kinda stuff before but now I was watching it constantly and this time around, it was to the thought of being the girl in the scene. Something about watching a beautiful woman taking numerous cocks ... Read full Story
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Nunca se Olvida
He tenido la oportunidad de tener sexo con varios hombres, algunos mayores que yo y otros muy chicos, no me fijo en estereotipos o personalidad, solo me gusta disfrutar del sexo..... Pero siempre hay uno que te deja enamorado, Daniel su nombre una persona que conocí por medio de un chat. No pas... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 1. Sunny, Mel, and Shari learn they are going to New York to perform a play off Broadway and are really excited about it. Being a small troupe, we unseen members had to wear many hats. Unfortunately, there was just the two of us, Joe Donn... Read full Story
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Lake Surprise
After finals of my first year in college in a northern university, I was ready for some real relaxation back home in the warm south. During finals I had started thinking how nice it would be to borrow my brothers boat and hit the lake for a week. I talked my roommate into making the trip home ... Read full Story
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The New Housemate's Secret
https://chyoa.com/chapter/Introduction.150836 The New Housemate's Secret How will you discover the hot new tenant's secret? Chapter 1 by Bauer1 The doorbell rings, a soft knocking accompanies the bell to break the silence of the house. You look up from your laptop nestled snuggly in your la... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 3
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 3 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 2. At the hotel in New York City, Sunny meets the bellhop, Antonio, and they go out for a drink when he gets off of work. The call came at exactly seven. I had woke up about five minutes before and was watching Antonio sleep. All of the oth... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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Susan's First Time Part 3: Susan's First Party
The chauffer passed through a gate in the high brick fence just as the sun started to slide behind the distant snow capped mountains. The cobblestone driveway that wandered toward the main house must have been a mile or more long. Susan admired the immaculately landscaped grounds as they drove throu... Read full Story
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Florida TG Experience
I had known Jan from High School, we always had an attraction for each other but were dating someone else or married at the time. Jan had actually married a friend of mine and I was envious of course. She at that time had sandy blonde hair, and a body to die for. One evening we had them over for dr... Read full Story
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One night Transtand ;)
One Night Transtand By BalkanMan990 Published on Lush Stories on 05 Oct 2019 I had no idea she was a trans.. I didn't stop kissing or fondling her when I found out. I went out for a drink at one of the many bars at Croatia,where my girlfriend Sabina and I were staying.Sabina and I had been drin... Read full Story
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TG girlfriend is my new neighbor
With Christmas and New Year’s over, the weather here in Florida has become cooler, 45 degrees last night and it will be in the mid-sixties for the rest of the week. We live in a sub-division right off the waterway, very private. My neighbor usually comes down around Christmas and stays until tax ti... Read full Story
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Sweet Encore
I was alone tonight and feeling just a bit paranoid as I listened to the soft music. The soothing sounds put me in a seductive mood, but It seemed that all my lovers were too busy for me, or they had other plans. Uncle Barney and my detective were probably home being dutiful husbands. Bo was under h... Read full Story
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Hot Part 1
I should have realized something was going on when it first started. I was her stepfather and Angela was about 16 years old the first time she started to hug around on me. This went on for several years until she became of age. After her 18th birthday, she started wanting me to kiss her on the lips.... Read full Story
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A NIGHT WITH A TRANSEXUAL
Since my passionate weekend with a shemale and just getting my ass fucked for three days almost by a beautiful black transexual with a 13" she meat,my fantasy for tranny cock was finally fulfilled,a couple of weeks after that weekend i went to a local gay bar called Crusing 7,it`s was sunday ni... Read full Story
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Shemale සුසී
සුසී කියන්නේ Shemale කෙනෙක්.එයා ජොබ් එක විදියට කලේ ඇග විකුණන එක.සුසී ගැන කියනවා නම්,එයාගේ දෙමව්පියෝ නෑ.හැදුනේ වැඩුණේ ආච්චි ගාව.අවුරුදු 15 වෙනකොට ආච්චි අන්ත්‍රා වුනා.සුසී තනි වුනා.එයා කඩේක වැඩට ගියා.කඩේ මුදලාලි අතින් සුසී අතවරවලට ලක්වුනා.ඒත් කඩේ මුදලාලිගේ වයිෆ් සුසීට හුගක් ආසයි.සුසී කෙට්ටු කොල්ලෙක් ව... Read full Story
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azdim galiba
azmak ne fena Bir erkek istedim!!! Olgun kıllı erkeksi sıcak, sexy sahiplilik tavırlı bir erkek ve tabii ki büyük bir aleti olan bir adam.....! Böyle bir fantezim ,beklentilerim vardı, ve bu deneyim için can atıyordum. Tam bu noktada bu yüzden internette küçük bir tarama yaptım ve bir Transexual... Read full Story
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The Greatest Liar, Date With The Devil
The Greatest Liar, Trans Erotica With A Purpose © Alexandra Rios 2019, all rights reserved Disclaimer This is a work of fiction. All characters (including the narrator), firms, business entities, organizations, teams, products, medical providers, medicines, governments, government officials, c... Read full Story
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a day in the life of Amber SissyZofen 264
And the days had passed one after the other and now it was the day of my date. He sent me a txt at 8.30 on Saturday morning to say he was coming And you remember he was leaving his phone at home in case his wife called You know I had sent him my address, parking advice and left the gate ajar. ... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – FINAL ACT
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – FINAL ACT by Spanky de Bautumn Part 7. Sunny spent the night with Antonio and the next day they went to Mel and Shari’s for some fun. Antonio had school, so he was up and out early on Tuesday. Mel was in the shower and I was laying in bed, my mind wandering and not real... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 04
XtinaSmith2017 Ash awoke feeling cold, he pursed his lips a little and shivered, curling up a little tighter, nude as he was, the action brought little relief from the cool air. He let out a soft murr of discomfort as his mind shook off the cobwebs of lingering dreams, he could see light throug... Read full Story
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Tight Spot
XtinaSmith2017 Cody bit his lip as he looked over towards the shop, a little anxious about their planned endeavor but not wanting to come off as uncool to his friends, "Are you sure this is a good idea?" he asked. His friends grinned and laughed, playfully nudging him as they made their way ... Read full Story
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First Cross-dressings Loosing Anal Virginity
It happened after a month of me blowing that guy twice...I mean I was so damn excited and was craving for his cock....I was blowing him every weekend in his car after the school...his cock was almost 7 inches and was so thick and that I like so so much the gagging he was giving everytime, that chock... Read full Story
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La bonne chair masculine…
La bonne chair masculine… La brise caressait mes mamelons gonflés me donnant des frissons agréables. Les deux verres de Riesling avaient également contribué à mon excitation. Mon entre-jambe brûlait comme si le soleil qui disparaissait avait soufflé toute son énergie thermique dans mon intérieur... Read full Story
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Robbed And
I was in the ensuite off the bathroom applying the last of my make-up to complete my transformation from Martin to ‘Michele’ when I heard the disturbance. My wife Kerry was waiting for me in the bedroom nursing a gin and tonic. We had just returned from a boring party and I had convinced... Read full Story
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Hard Decisions by Elaine © 2020
Hard Decisions by Elaine © 2020 No one in this story is based on anyone alive or dead. It is a work of fiction and should not be read by minors. I appreciate the kind efforts of many of my friends who cast a welcoming glance over the initial writings. I owe you all a big debt of thanks. Prolog... Read full Story
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Stepdaughters Pleasure Daddy
As I was showering, I was thinking about Anna coming. What would I say to her? How would I act? I felt very uncomfortable and I was getting extremely nervous. I finished washing, then shaved. As I was getting dressed, Dawn came in. "I know your hungry, Daddy, but let's go out for breakfast.&... Read full Story
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An Unexpected Surprise Part 1
Mark's search for 'local color' ended when he entered the neighborhood bar called simply Sam's. It was going on 7 pm as he sat at one of the small tables near the back of the establishment. He was hoping to see some women in pantyhose in a place like this. The hotel bar he had come from was filled w... Read full Story
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TG Girlfriend moves in (part 2)
My wife Lydia and I have been married about 9 months, we have a very close TG friend, Joanne, that lives next door and every once in a while, we get together, and all go out and enjoy. We have had sex together, and when Lydia is away Joanne, and I are together at every opportunity. Joanne and I work... Read full Story
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First Time I Experienced Eating a Tgirl Out
So this is likely going to seem tabboo for some and if this is not your thing, I respect that but everyone is different. Eating pussy came natural to me like it does for most guys once they start having sex with girls. Other than one time 69ing with a female and having what I would call "incidental ... Read full Story
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Lady In The House Chapter. 01
A story by MicheleNylons ( Man in jail is transformed to prison slut.) How had it come to this? I was dressed as a woman and standing in the far corner of a darkened cell on E Block of Chelmsford Correction Facility for Men, and waiting for the most dangerous inmate in the jail. How had a mild... Read full Story
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A Couple And A Shemale Encounter
Not long ago I was sitting home alone on a Friday night with nothing much to do and feeling horny so I decided to go out. I showered, misted myself with my favorite perfume, put on a sexy black bra, rolled on a silky new pair of jet black sheer to waist pantyhose, slipped into a tight, very short, l... Read full Story
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The Next Level
Nitromethane It's been a couple of weeks now since I sucked my last shemale cock and swallowed her load, and with enough distractions, it hasn't been too difficult keeping myself preoccupied and my mind off of satiating my new fixation. Still though, I do have my moments when I sit back and imagi... Read full Story
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A Downtown Moment
I had reason to head downtown for a meeting with some industry colleagues and after my meeting I dropped in to see a friend of mine who I used to work with. Loretta and I worked together for about a year on similar project as contract workers, I moved on to other things and she stayed with the compa... Read full Story
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A Real Fantasy
It was a boring Wednesday evening. I was away from home on business. With nobody to talk to and nothing good on the TV I decided to go for a walk. I walked for a few blocks and noticed the neighborhood was changing from hotels and bars to strip clubs and adult bookstores. I had never been to a strip... Read full Story
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Karen, My School Teacher Part 1
The Meet By FoxyHosed It all started when we got a new class teacher. Her name was Karen. She was a mature lady and had dark red hair to her shoulders. That first day she wore some short dark blue jeans and a brown blouse. My other classmates started whispering about her. “He-he! Have you seen t... Read full Story
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TG Neighbor
With Christmas and New Year’s over, the weather here in Florida has become cooler, 45 degrees last night and it will be in the mid-sixties for the rest of the week. We live in a sub-division right off the waterway, very private. My neighbor usually comes down around Christmas and stays until tax ti... Read full Story
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First Time Being a Woman
My heels clicked on the concrete path as I made my way toward the secluded toilet block in the southern parklands. Tonight would be my first experience being with a man whilst I would be dressed as a woman. I had been dressing now for some time and had fantasised about what it would be like. I didn'... Read full Story
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TG Girlfriend moves in
Monday morning 6:00 am and I am just awakening, and I realize a naked body beside me has her arm around me, we are both naked. My wife Lydia is out of town to a seminar, and this adorable brunette perky tits and lovely eyebrows, beautiful lips slightly pink, sleeping beside me. Joanne and I had spen... Read full Story
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Duel With the Devil, Chapter 20 of The Greatest Liar
Duel With The Devil This is a work of fiction. All characters (including the narrator), celebrities, places, residences, neighborhoods, restaurants, legal agreements and proceedings, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any r... Read full Story
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Lola Chapter 5
Lola chapter 5 Summer vacation was coming to an end. Most of the time we had been to ourselves, mostly at home but also a couple of shorter trips. Beer tasting in Stockholm's archipelago, a trip to the west coast, overnight stays in hotels, everywhere we were received like any other couple. A fam... Read full Story
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A Little Girl Forever
Since I was a little girl I dressed in my sister's clothes, she knew it and she kept clothes for me and sometimes she bought clothes thinking about me. She was my accomplice and still is. When I was alone I dressed totally as a woman and I felt totally satisfied and realized as such, this included m... Read full Story
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Shemale Fantasy - Suck Fest
This story is completely fictional - in fact it is a fantasy of mine that I will describe in great detail, contact details are at the bottom if you want to make this a reality! I arrive at your house on the evening. You let me in and show me to the spare bedroom. I walk in and close the door behi... Read full Story
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Different 3some in Acapulco
My job in a large travel agency takes me every march to Acapulco for the Tianguis Turistico, (Mexico tourist fair) that takes place in this nice resort. I very much enjoy those trips, and especially the pole dancing bars, were I would hang out at least 2 or 3 times during my stay. Those places ar... Read full Story
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From accidental trans porn addiction to a cum filled booty
One night when I was around 30 or so I was watching some porn, nothing unusual for a guy like me, aka a sex addict. Sex addiction is great if you’re Tiger Woods and swimming in poon, but for guys like me - regular, awkward, slightly handsome in a very boyish way, weirdos — it’s not that fun. We... Read full Story
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Emily's First Daddy
This is a story how a curious male can become a sissy slut seemingly overnight. So I was in an online adult chat just talking with random people and happened to mentioned where I live. Then all of sudden, I got a message from a man calling himself bear daddy. He introduced himself and said he was ... Read full Story
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Lola Chapter 4
We sat at the table. I had made the effort to cook a small three-course French-inspired dinner. I was in love, but Lola’s mind seemed elsewhere. - How nice… She was chewing absent-mindedly. - I have to ask you something. - Shoot baby. Ask away! Lola looked deep into my eyes: - Could you ima... Read full Story
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Afternoon Delight Chapter 2
The week was very busy getting ready for the party. All of Auntie's staff was invited, plus several students and professors that I didn't know. Well, this presented me with a small problem: Not all of them knew I was transsexual. I asked Auntie if I could wear a wrap skirt in order not to freak anyb... Read full Story
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First time in Key West
I've always been fascinated by shemales.  Aside from having an overall appreciation for how the male member in general functions and, when properly stimulated, pulses and pumps...cum spewing from the tip.  I've watched any number of webcam shows where guys jerk off.  And yeah, I've wa... Read full Story
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Lola Chapter 2
Lola Chapter 2: A couple? It wasn't as if we were together. We had jerked off together once, and of course we slept in separate rooms, but I slept restlessly that night. Dreamed something scary that I couldn't remember in the morning. I didn't have work scheduled that day so I took it easy. When ... Read full Story
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I am a Shemales' Bottom Slut Part 2
I have been with Nancy and I have moved in and quit my job and I run around her house naked 24/7 so she can take me whenever she wants and I love her cock. She has taken pics of me naked with her cum inside my ass and posted them on the web. Nancy said," We are going to have a party to... Read full Story
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Mall She-Curiousity
I was ushered into the security office where I was greeted by a tall, dark-haired woman. She was dressed in a violet silk blouse with the top two buttons undone. I could see the tops of what looked like very nice breasts. She also had on a short, black skirt with a slit on the side, dark pantyhose, ... Read full Story
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First time out of the closet
I had always been more than a little interested in the world of cross dresser and she males. Since I was a teenager I had experimented with cross dressing. Usually just small stuff. As the years progressed whenever I was out of town on a business trip I would sometimes dress up in my hotel room. I a... Read full Story
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A Turkish Delight
My export business was beginning to take off as I was now on my second over sea's trip. I was doing business with the Turkish government and I also saw it as an opportunity to explore more my fascination of cross-dressing. I would be visiting a country where I was not know and I would blend in with ... Read full Story
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Fender Bender Chapter 4
My name is Robert, but when I am dressed I call myself Vicki. I am 5'9" 160 pounds, blonde hair and blue eyes. I had just turned 18. It was Tuesday evening and I had stayed home alone all day. I had a lot to think about. I was relaxing and listening to some music on the stereo. Mom had just ... Read full Story
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Fender Bender Chapter 7
The main Characters are as followed: My name is Robert, but when I am dressed I call myself Vicki. I am 5'9" 160 pounds, blonde hair and blue eyes. I turned 18 a few months ago. Gary is almost 6', 185 pounds. He has short blonde hair and dark blue eyes. He has a nice tasty 7 1/2 inch cock... Read full Story
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Masturbation fantasies: Amanda, queen of the peep show
A guy visits a peep show with unexpected results. As he gets to watch a girl with something special, he discovers his hidden desires. This story contains: peep show – voyeur – gloryhole - fake tits – group masturbation – male masturbation – shemale – frottage - titfucking When William finall... Read full Story
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Whatever Your Heart Desires Part 2
I would love to say I had The Grand Plan: How To Transform Your Husband Into A Ravishing Fem-Toy, A To Z. The fact was, I didn't have a clue. It wasn't a topic normally covered by the Multiple Listing Service. I really didn't think the community library was going to be much help, either. I couldn't ... Read full Story
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That night....
I was extremely nervous when I pulled out my phone and dialed the number. Never before, in my wildest dreams, had I thought I would act on one of my strongest fantasies. I knew I would be nervous when I first met her, but after exchanging pictures and seeing that big, fat cock of hers, I knew I ha... Read full Story
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Bimini (part2)
Emily was introduced to me by my friend Jan at a night club. ‘Em’ is a 19 y/o t-girl and absolutely adorable figure and very sexy legs. Well after leaving me at the club with Emily, I had invited her to fly to Bimini the next day for a long weekend . If you read part 1 you will know. Waking up... Read full Story
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How it started
What got me started off watching shemale porn was actually meeting a very beautiful shemale at a beach party. I already knew she was a guy but she was so beautiful. So at one point I asked her if she wanted to go for a walk and after a few minutes and let her know that I was down. Her response was ... Read full Story
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The Tip for A Tip
I love to write Erotica. For story requests please send me a private message or email noirenoire10@gmail.com Thank you. Now Enjoy! COVID had shook up my world pretty bad. Furloughed from my day job, I had to make ends meet. I started doing food delivery for the local ride share company... Read full Story
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Lucia_001
Cuando descubrí que me encantaba vestirme de mujer, la verdad no supe que hacer, no solo era una fantasía, era lo que quería desde muy dentro de mí, fue un shock muy grande, del porque siendo hombre me encantaba vestirme de mujer..comprendí que no era normal al promedio de los hombres, porque siendo... Read full Story
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My Dominate Spanish Mistress Parts two and three
I wasn't going to write anymore for this story but i posted the first part of the story on 99chan's elit board which a recommend going to. Maybe with the help of some of you people writing or encouraging more writers on their stories the board might return to its former glory. After all some guy sa... Read full Story
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Mi comienzo como Tv
Desde muy joven me atraía la ropa femenina, tal vez a mis 14 años ya sentía esa atracción no normal que nos hacen creer a los "hombres". Para ese tiempo no existía como hoy en día estas redes o paginas sociales, les comparto un poco de mi.... Como les decía a esa edad comenzaba mi interé... Read full Story
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Continua mi mundo Tv
Como les decía a mis 20 años ya era otro mundo, ya compraba mi propia ropa intima femenina mas que todo ropita muy chica, pues siempre he sido muy delgad@, a esta edad aun era virgen pero con hombres ya que aproximadamente a los 17 le robe un consolador a una tía, "les admito que ha sido uno de ... Read full Story
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Mi Primera Vez
Como les había contado en mis post anteriores, desde joven este instinto femenino me consume cada día mas, esta sensación de ser chico con una hembra por dentro es una de las mejores sensaciones del mundo. Usar ropa femenina es el éxtasis al universo, como les dije soy travestí de closet al 1000... Read full Story
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Destreza oculta
Pocas cosas me enloquecen tanto de pasión como una buena verga, me gustan de todas las formas, colores y tamaños, desde esas vergas gorditas y cortitas, hasta aquellas vergas enormes curvas y venosas, me encanta tocarlas y hacer que poco a poco se pongan duras, me gusta comenzar por acariciar y masa... Read full Story
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La pistola NEGRA del Tío, entre Las Bragas de Mi Tía LA PUTONA
Aaayyy.. Yo sabía que la Tía había sido Flor de PUTONA.. pero, jamás me imaginé que me iba a tocar a mí 'hacerme cargo de sus cosas'.. su 'herencia'.. la casa ya vieja, por reordenar destinar y.. LAS COSAS que una descubre ya con los años! Todo estaba igual, pero HORRIBLEMENTE ARRUINADO.. más, e... Read full Story
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Sissy Acceptance *
La primera vez que vi porno interracial algo recorrió mi interior de una manera que nunca antes había experimentado, era como un hormigueo que pasaba por todo mi cuerpo….. hasta llegar a mi ano. No sé que fue lo que me motivo más si la insaciable obsesión por probar una verga negra, ó el hecho de... Read full Story
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Devastating and dominating
Tracy drove the black SUV with her friend Miss K in the passenger side, both of them struggling not to be bored to sleep with the monotonous countryside I-64, the scenery broken up only by the occasional road sign or truck stop. The Madonna CD thumping in the stereo helped matters though, the t... Read full Story