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CD and BBC Gangbang 1
My name is Mike, as a "Gurl" I go by Fiona. I am a gay man, mid thrities, white, 5' 9' 165, reasonably handsome, both in and out of women's clothes. One of the ways I express my sexuality is to dress as a woman and get fucked by other men. Preferably in a humiliati... Read full Story
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The Making of A Sissy Part 4
After an exhausting evening Bella was made to wait at the door and humbly kiss the guests as they left; some of the males groping her pretty arse as they departed. She was glad of the alcohol she had been treated to as this masked from her the ugliness of some of the brutes she had been forced to en... Read full Story
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Diary of a Sissy
Dear Diary, This time I fucked it up for good... I am completely lost in the viscous cycle of sissy hypnosis. My beta girl nature was starving to be controlled by superior men. The desire to be owned was so intense that made me do something I have never done before in my whole life.. this time I ... Read full Story
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Sissy Slut: Gang Favored
I confess I am a nymphomaniac shemale slut who loves being the object of a man’s desires. That's why I was out here with these hookers trying to hook up with somebody to have sex. I'm either having sex or I'm thinking about having sex most of the time I like being a honey. I love having sex with men... Read full Story
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Sissy Ghetto bitch part 1
-The Guys 4 ghetto guys was inside a porn site looking at random sissy babe pictures when they accidently found a picture of someone they know. Like every album they clicked it that specific one with a tranny dressed so girly with mouth open. The guys had such a stone hard erection by watching al... Read full Story
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A Sissy's New Daddy Chapter 2
I hope you enjoy this second installment of 'A Sissy's New Daddy'. I worked hard on it and hope that it brings all of you the same pleasure reading it that it has brought me writing it. There are some extreme moments in this chapter but also some very tender ones. There was a line in the first piece... Read full Story
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HELPLESS TO MY CRAVING FOR BLACK COCK
This is a totally true account of my addiction to meth and its hand in turning me into the he[pless sissy I've become to my weakness for BBC. My name as a regular male is Richie Budd. But by reading this you'll soon realize that nothing is normal. Not only was I Richard Budd. I spent an equal, if ... Read full Story
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A Series of Perverse Dreams, Part 3
After my last couple dreams, I began to watch a ton of gangbang and bukkake porn. I had jerked to this kinda stuff before but now I was watching it constantly and this time around, it was to the thought of being the girl in the scene. Something about watching a beautiful woman taking numerous cocks ... Read full Story
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Sissy Slut Reunion
Rob had moved back to town and called me. He had just moved into his new place and he wanted me to come by and talk. I knew what he really wanted from the tone of his voice, because I wanted it too. He said he had been thinking and dreamed about me the whole time he was away. My spirits lifted and ... Read full Story
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Slutty Sissy's 2 Loves
Tonight was young and I was already hot and bothered, my ass-pussy was on fire, and I could hardly wait for Bob and John to come over. I had invited them over to fulfill those erotic dreams I am constantly having about the two of them using me like a tool, and I wanted that so bad. I fantasized abou... Read full Story
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Boat Trip
I waited five minutes, took off the trench coat and began to descend down to the dock/pier. The conservative people on their yachts and groups of guys BBQing on the backs of their boats had to pick their jaws up off the floor at the sight of me. I wasn't certain whether they knew I was a guy or t... Read full Story
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The Slave and the Sissy Part 5
Ella took the chain from their collars when they reported to her, together for the first time, in the morning. Pepper’s eyes were exceptionally bright this morning, and slave looked full of vigour and ready to carry out any command that befell him without the slightest hesitation. Pepper gripp... Read full Story
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Fat Indian Crossdresser Slut Gangbang
I am your typical sissy bottom guy who loves mature men. My proportions being large, club me into the BBW category so only the daring types can enslave me. Mature men in the age group 35-60 attract me. Only young guys with very huge dicks are an exception. This is about a naughty adventure of min... Read full Story
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Ginger's First Gangbang
I had been enjoying regular meetings with my older lover, Mr Webster, for some time and the routine typically consisted of meeting up and heading off in his car for sex at some secluded spot in the countryside. He liked me to dress as femininely as possible, in pretty dresses, skirts and heels and a... Read full Story
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A Natural Sissy Part 2
The Party Just before we reached the entrance, which was manned by a doorman, I said, "Now remember, Stacy, you just do what I tell you, and everything will be fine." "Ok... okay." His nervousness was showing, but that was to be expected. He had no idea what was going to me... Read full Story
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Sissy slut gang bang Part 1
I hear a knock at my door and go to answer it even though I'm only wearing a little black see through lace top, black lace assless panties, thigh high fishnets and stiletto heels. I open the door to see all the men from this group I started on kik. "Guess this is my lucky night. Come on in... Read full Story
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Sissy marathon session
I had a message come through on my Fabguys account from a Dom guy who was looking for a sissy Crossdresser to attend a private address for a group session he was trying to arrange. I eagerly responded and within a short period of time the date, time, and place was arranged. So last Friday the 25t... Read full Story
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The sissy dreams
Everyday I wake up in a state , halfway between a happy sissy and a closeted white boy. My mind is constantly trapped in that state. Suffering in silence, the people in my life seem to be oblivious to it, I have it well hid. 48 years of fist fights and weed, long hair and leather coats, Oilfield job... Read full Story
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A Sissy (S)exercise Fantasy
I stopped going to the gym about six months ago, when money got tight and I had to find ways to reduce my expenses. I usually don't get to the gym much in the spring or summer months anyway, so it was an easy expense to cut. I hate going into the office all sweaty, so I avoid working out in the morn... Read full Story
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From manager to sub sissy
Cindy was a co-worker; well actually I was Her manager. Even though I was Her manger, W/we were very close friends. As a matter of fact I still consider Her my best friend. Everyone in the office was sure that we were having an affair, but we were just friends. I must admit that I would have loved t... Read full Story
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Proud To Be A Sissy Chapter 7
"You're being really dirty little sissy slut today," daddy chuckled and asked, "What's gotten into you?" "Making up for the last few days I guess," I giggled hugging him tightly, "and I missed you too." "I missed my little sissy too." He repl... Read full Story
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ÊTRE UNE SISSY POUR VIV ⚧️ ⚧️
"Même moi, j'ai dû gronder ma fille pour avoir consulté un site de sexe sur Internet hier. Dommage, ça avait l'air plutôt intéressant. Mais même si elle a presque vingt ans, je ne pourrais vraiment pas lui dire maintenant, si." « Oh, qu'y avait-il de si intéressant là-dedans ? J'ai demandé. Vi... Read full Story
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The Making of A Sissy Part 2
As Bella blossomed physically, Jane ensured the girls took control of her; she was made to know her place amongst females and was still subjected to their choosing her outfits. Bella was habitually made to pose before a full length mirror as Jane and the girls scrutinised her feminine shape; the gir... Read full Story
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The Making of A Sissy Part 3
Before the audience at Aunt Jane’s house, Bella cowered before the man, who gently put his hand behind her head and pressed against her soft hair as he coaxed the sweet pale complexion of her pretty face and pink lips toward his stiff and excited member. The man so wanted to slap Bella’s... Read full Story
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Darling Nikki
Chapter 1 - The Setup "I'm going to catch him!" Samantha thought to herself as she looked at her disheveled panty drawer. She now had proof that her roommate, Nick, had been wearing her clothes, but had to catch him in the act. She did a search online for ideas on how to catch him. She ... Read full Story
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Proud To Be A Sissy Chapter 5
I awoke in almost total darkness, only a soft glow came into the hall from the kitchen. At first wondering where I was, my bed at home wasn't as soft as where someone, probably my new daddy had carried me after falling asleep on the floor. I shivered in delight remembering how my daddy had shared me... Read full Story
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Sissy Crissi Chapter 1
Chapter 1 -- One Dreamy Night Like most Friday nights, my roommate Erika would be gone tonight. She and her new boyfriend, Leroy, were taking off for a private weekend. Erika and I had met about two years prior, when we were introduced by a mutual friend. Being fresh off a divorce, I was in need ... Read full Story
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SISSY GIRL POUR TOUJOURS
L'appel de Maîtresse Andrea a fait ma journée. Je ne l'avais pas vue depuis plus d'une semaine et j'avais hâte de jouer avec elle et de voir enfin ma chasteté retirée. Vous devez savoir que Maîtresse et moi nous connaissons depuis de nombreuses années et j'ai toujours aimé être son poule mouillée. ... Read full Story
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Betrayed by Her
I am surprised when Her husband answers the door and mumble hello awkwardly as He smirks at my discomfort. "Come on in," He offers expansively letting me in the door. He stands close while I shut the door steadily forcing me into the corner. "She told me about you," He whispers. ... Read full Story
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A Sissy's Reward
Every time he does this to me he drives me crazy, keeps me addicted to his hand. I feel my sissy-like penis strain to escape from between my legs. I'm very small, only about 3" when hard. I keep it tucked for him, hold it tight between my legs at all times...except for when he does what he's ab... Read full Story
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The Slave and the Sissy Part 6
After watching the African depart with his new sissy, Ella turned to Slave. “On the subject of Africans, you have an appointment to honour with Mistress Ayesha the day after tomorrow; make the most of your sissy tonight, I shall cage your manhood again in the morning in preparation for your... Read full Story
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The Developing of Emma Part 5
As Kurt caressed Emma’s sweetly pronounced bottom, she realised she had never felt so feminine before, despite her newly freed cock standing stiff in nervous anticipation. She looked at the powerful male and the leering male audience; the few females there would now witness her being used as a... Read full Story
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Professor to Sissy Slut
I had just turned thirty-four and I was miserable. My wife of twelve years had left me for another man and was living with him. We were not yet in the process of filing for divorce and I was hoping she would have a change of heart. I was still in love with her but I understood why she had left. We h... Read full Story
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HOW MY AUNT AND SISSY NEPHEW CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! (fictional
It was the very first night of my month long North Carolina July summer vacation stay when my Aunt Meg suddenly entered the bedroom that I was temporarily sharing with my younger cousin Rudy. Being so openly effeminine in his body language,voice and looks, I had already planted such dirty thoughts ... Read full Story
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Black Man's White Sissy
I started jerking off to ejaculation when I was around 18. Once I started doing it, it was all I thought about, 27/7 it seemed like. I collected fuck mags and porno tapes wherever I could find them, to use as visual aids. Just looking at those sexy nude women being loved up by their hot men made my ... Read full Story
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A Working Sissy Girl
I look up at my boots. Cute! Received delivery just day before yesterday, my boy friend hasn't even seen them yet. He'll like them, know he will. 3" spike heel ankle boots, very shiny patent leather, I look up at the one on my right foot. I run my hand down the thigh-high lace top seamed nylon ... Read full Story
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Del's 1st sissy
Sometimes an occasion just pops right up for me to satisfy my sissy side. My wife had decided to take the kids on a mini weekend vaca up the coast. I had a lot of daytime work to do, but I remembered her friends Del and Ceci were around. Del is so horny all of the time, he's a bit of a perv, but I f... Read full Story
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Comment sissy apprend à aimer le goût du sperme
La plupart des poules mouillées veulent entretenir une bite et apprendre à la prendre dans leur précieuse petite chatte de poule mouillée. Ils ont aussi besoin de goûter, voire de manger, le sperme. Bien sûr, comme toute autre chose dans la vie, cela nécessite une formation. Manger du sperme conc... Read full Story
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A Sissy Boy is Made
By any measuring stick Greg Martin was a wimp, and a very submissive wimp at that. His wife of 14 years, Jaclyn, had discovered this even before the two of them were married. Actually, Jaclyn wouldn't have taken a second look at Greg, as most women didn't, had it not been for his submissive nature. ... Read full Story
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Fringe Benefits
Shawn showed his employee badge to the TSA agent and was waved through to the metal detector. He quickly slid off the lanyard placing it into small bin to take a ride down the conveyor belt. Once he was fully cleared, he collected his belongings and headed away from the security checkpoint to the Of... Read full Story
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Paola, una nuova amica
Ho conosciuto Paola sulla chat di questo sito, dopo alcune sere passate a chattare assieme ci siamo accorte che abitavamo nella stessa città. Decidiamo di incontrarci, Paola mi aspetta a casa sua. La sera dopo mi reco da lei, mi aspetta, profumatissima, indossa una lunga vestaglia bianca, i lunghi ... Read full Story
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2nd date with Latina Sissy Destiny
So this was my second time with Destiny, a really cool Latina CD/Sissy who had just turned 22. You might want to read my first goaround with her title, “Deflowering Latina Sissy Destiny” as it will give background and context here. After our first encounter, she signaled that she was definitely... Read full Story
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Black Man Becomes A Sissy Maid
My name is Anderson James Crawford. I'm a big and tall young Black man living in the City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario. I presently attend Carleton University, where I'm studying Criminal Law. I originally hail from the City of Atlanta, Georgia. Yeah, there are African-Americans living in the Conf... Read full Story
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New Job, New Life as as Sissy Slut Chapter 2
I was left lying on the floor, my face completely covered in cum. I was wearing lingerie and a dog collar and I had just been fucked long and hard by my "boss." My virginity had been forcefully taken. The thing is that I loved it. I loved being manhandled by this muscular man and I really ... Read full Story
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The first sex! A dream for a little sissy slut!
We decided to meet at your place, I enter quickly and immediately go into the bathroom to get ready for our spicy evening. I'm already shaved and wearing stockings, leopard print panties matching bra. In the rush I'm doing makeup, I get dressed in little black dress, barely covering my bum! I put a ... Read full Story
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HOW ONE PEEPING TOM MORNING TURNED ME INTO A SHEMALE SISSY BITCH
It was while cutting across his back trailer park lawn around 7pm on misty July Saturday evening, when I first discovered that Mr. Parker was really a fag. How else could you describe a man wearing a long blonde wig on his head while below he wore only a large somehow stuffed pink lacey woman's bra ... Read full Story
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The Accidental Sissy
My girlfriend and I live in an apartment in small town in Texas. She a good looking 31 year old babe with a great body and sex drive to match. My girlfriend, Suzy is full figured but not fat, just a big girl and I love every inch of her. Me, I'm 6', 185, starting to put on a little of that middl... Read full Story
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Ivana Pushing Sissy's Limits
"You look ravishing," my wife Ivana said as I stood before her in a short red velvet dress with white tights and black Blahnik mary janes heels. She walked over to put a hair band in my long black hair. It was down to my shoulders now, flat-ironed straight. We stood together in front of... Read full Story
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Becoming a Sissy Cocsucer
I always loved feminine things. I'd wear my s****rs panties as often as I could. I loved the way they felt, the soft fabric, the high cut legs, and especially the frilly lace edging! I graduated to bras and padding them and wondered what it'd be like to be a girl. I always loved watching porn whe... Read full Story
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Sissy Experience - Episode 1: The Beginning
Hello All, Hope you’re all doing well!! This story narrates the beginning of my crossdressing and sissy adventures. Before I begin I’ll tell you somethings about my family. We are a family of four consisting of me, mom, dad and an elder sister. I am currently 20 years old and in college. My da... Read full Story
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What a sissy crossdresser really craves and fantasizes about
(This is non-fiction) Lots of attention. To be seen and watched. I want the neighbors to see me as I stroll in my yard wearing white vanity fair panties and bra, heels, with a lacy top and a cute bob wig. With my cock raging hard thru the pretty lacy panties, struggling to be free, bouncing around... Read full Story
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LE PROGRAMME D'ÉCHANGE SISSY ⚧️ ⚧️
Kristy a travaillé pour Le Matriarcat. Cela semblait plus officiel que ça ne l'était vraiment. Comme si c'était un "Nouvel Ordre Mondial". C'était en fait un club dirigé par des femmes spécialisées dans certains services que les hommes paient grassement. Cela pourrait être appelé prostitution selon ... Read full Story
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The Gang
I had always thought of myself as female in spite of the fact that I was born with male genitlia. Even in my earliest memories where I had witness sex, I identified with the female in the relationship. As a small young child, I had always longed for womanhood each time I heard a woman sing or especi... Read full Story
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DE BRO À SISSY ⚧️ ⚧️
Mon ami Magnus et moi nous sommes connus presque toute notre vie. Nous nous sommes rencontrés en pré-maternelle, quand nous vivions à un pâté de maisons et demi l'un de l'autre. Nos familles étaient proches et nous avons grandi côte à côte. Nous nous connaissions depuis si longtemps; nous nous appel... Read full Story
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Lover Delight
Lover's Delight Ebony was a delight for Brian… and Lovers Delight is what the guys called Ebony down at the local. She was a hot babe that everyone wanted but Brian was the one she chose as her full time lover and friend. She knew how to please him and he knew how to tease her and what ... Read full Story
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Sissy Maddie's New Apartment Gangbang
I’d just moved into the big city. Me on my own in a cheap apartment block. The flat was nothing special by any means, and the room next to mine seemed to be noisy with parties. But I was glad to be on my own. I had almost finished unpacking my belongings when I came across my stash of female clothi... Read full Story
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My Fantasy Came True
Hello all I'm a trap or a CD or a Sissy anything you can call me.I can be your trap or Sissy. Here is my first BBC Gangbang. When I got my fantasy fuck.I'm a Sissy Bitch of my friend.He make my fantasy came true.So here's the story. Last week I got my First BBC Gangbang.It's... Read full Story
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Wie sich schlagartig mein Sex Leben änderte... Teil 1
ich war nun schon einige Zeit heimlicher Crossdresser. Nie wurde ich von meiner Freundin erwischt, auch wenn es manchmal wirklich knapp war! Ich hatte ein sicheres Versteck für meine schönen Sachen und meine Sextoys und konnte hin und wieder meine geheime Neigung ausleben wenn sie nicht da war.Trotz... Read full Story
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Francis Meets a Black Stud Part 4
After I got back to my camper, I packed a bowl and took a few quick hits. I then quickly straightened myself up. My dick was rock hard and I really needed release and desperately wanted to return to my man and worship his cock some more. I needed to cum so bad, but I did not want to until he said th... Read full Story
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All Right I'll Do It Chapter 3
The door closed and the four of them were gone. I stood there overwhelmed with the dried and drying cum on my face and in my hair. Dave's pee and cum was still deep inside me and my throat ached from Robert's cock. But Dave had me really scared so I decided to clean up the house as he said despit... Read full Story
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Click, click, click....
Click, click, click…the sound of high heels contacting a hard surface has always attracted and aroused me. Whether it’s on tile floors in a hallway, the concrete of a parking ramp or the asphalt of a mall lot, I turn in anticipation to drink in some pleasing eye candy. How short will th... Read full Story
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MARIAGE CLASSÉ ADULTE ⚧️ ⚧️
1. 'Alan à Alisha...' La salle de bain était embuée et le miroir s'embuait alors que je me dirigeais vers la baignoire. Là, dans toute sa gloire, était assise ma magnifique épouse Liz qui occupait déjà un coin de la baignoire, seul le haut de son torse était visible avec toute la mousse qui l'ent... Read full Story
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SOUS LA DIRECTION DE MAMAN
Jaime n'avait jamais eu beaucoup de chance avec les filles du lycée. C'était venu et reparti, et maintenant il en profitait un l'été dernier avant de partir à l'université avec sa virginité intacte. Ce n'était pas vraiment sa faute, il n'était pas un crétin ou un crétin, c'est juste que la vie et la... Read full Story
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SOUS LA DIRECTION DE MAMAN ⚧️ ⚧️
Jaime n'avait jamais eu beaucoup de chance avec les filles au lycée. C'était venu et reparti, et maintenant il profitait d'un dernier été avant de partir à l'université avec sa virginité intacte. Ce n'était pas vraiment sa faute, il n'était pas un salaud ou un douchebag, c... Read full Story
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DU VILAIN PETIT CANARD À LA PRINCESSE SISSY ⚧️ ⚧️
Être un mec très petit 1 mettre 60 avec une petite carrure a été un handicap majeur dans ma quête de compagnie féminine. Avoir un micro pénis était le clou de mon cercueil. Tout au long de ma jeunesse, j'ai été ignoré ou rejeté par les filles. J'ai eu ma première petite amie à l'unive... Read full Story
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Sabbatical or Continuous Gang Bang?
My twin sister Laura had already left to go back to college this fall season, but I had decided to take off a semester as I was totally burnt out on school and needed a break. We were twins but not identical though we did look a lot alike and roughly the same size me being a few inches taller. My... Read full Story
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DISCOVERING BLACK COCK
To the greater Boston general public it was simply a small little known quite private night club located in the back part of Roxbury called The Black Rooster Bar. While in local Gay Community circles, insiders called this private by membership only pub, THE BLACK COCK CASTLE! When first learning... Read full Story
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Escapade
I'll never forget Homecoming this year. My boyfriend, Blake, came by my dorm to pick me up around 6 pm. He was in a very excited state and I could tell something was in the works. I asked him why he was so hyper and he told me that he was about to win the sex escapades, which was an annual challenge... Read full Story
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When Fantasy Comes True 2
After my first threesome encounter with Jenni and her friend, getting a golden shower from three trans women was a bonus. Being drunk and now four of us snuggled in bed, i thought the night had ended but i did hope for more. I was not disappointed as Jenni's friend (Sasha) who had been sleeping d... Read full Story
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Gemini Sluts and Gang
My good friend Renee and I had set up a double date gang bang for tonight now that she was finally out of the closet and ready. She has decided that life is too short to remain in the closet and miss out on all the fun. Renee and I have so much in common. Besides loving sex, we both have a fetish f... Read full Story
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White sissy used by black Masters
I’m booked into a London hotel and, after you text me to say you’ve arrived, I text you back the room number. It seems like ages before I hear a firm knock at the door and I jump up, excited but nervous about what’s about to happen. I walk over and unlock the door, careful not to m... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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Slut indiscretion
At 17, I had reputation among the people in my world. I had sucked more dicks than the average hooker. I had slept with men of every race creed and color. You can even throw in a mentally challenged lad or and autistic child as well. All because I loved getting sex. I think that a penis is the sexi... Read full Story
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A Perfect Cuckoldress Wife
My wife rose slowly, before lowering herself down his length again. Her head tipped back, she squeezed her breasts, playfully teasing her own nipples. Her eyes opened, lustfully admiring the chiseled ebony body of her lover. Balanced skillfully on her stockinged toes, she began picking up the tempo ... Read full Story
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Fucking Insatiable
* Draenei futanari, as many of us have become intimately aware, are fucking insatiable. For many of the same reasons, they also have a tendency towards entitlement and ego issues. This is hardly surprising, being a magically-fueled blue-skinned space-babe with positively porn-star T&A and a d... Read full Story
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Interracial Sissy Story
(Some prior notes about me, this story and my writings: If MALE bisexuality, crossdressing or interracial sex bother you, don't even bother reading this further, much less commenting. Many have had secret fantasies about what it would be like to be the opposite sex, during sex. Some of my influences... Read full Story
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I got anal creampied at the beach!
As soon as we got onto shore, I knew it was the perfect place. The hot sun was beating down on us and my body was tense with anticipation. Finally, we were going to be alone out in the wilderness with nobody around and could enjoy each other thoroughly. My hunky date and his monster cock were going ... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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LE GRAND PASSE-TEMPS DE MAMAN ⚧️ ⚧️
Je me souviens d'une époque plus simple, avant d'être ce que je suis maintenant. Malheureusement, je ne saurai jamais ce qui aurait pu être. Je ne pourrai jamais revenir en arrière. Je ne pourrai jamais revenir à ce qui était autrefois. C'était il y a seulement 2 ans. Je suis Harvey. J'étais à l'... Read full Story
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Black Master, white sissy Part 1
Every one who saw me at work used to think I was Mr. Clean, Mr. Respectable. I work in advertising and I used to model my appearance on the sort of guys you find between the pages of GQ. Very American, very preppy. I was a nice middle-class boy with a nice expensive haircut and a nice expensive suit... Read full Story