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SUMMER VACATION by Spanky de Bautumn
In our house, it was a well-known secret that my mother kept her change in the top drawer of her dresser. The same drawer she kept her slips, chemises, panties, and all other satin, nylon, or lacy ladies undergarments. During the summer, my brother and I would run to that wondrous drawer when... Read full Story
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The Big Mature Shemale Next Door
The Big Mature Shemale Next Door SugarandSalt "Please can I just wear my old swimming trunks?" Warren begged. "No!" his mom yelled back from the other room. "Barbara purchased that for you. It was expensive so you better remember to thank her." Warren looked at himself in the full length mir... Read full Story
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mushrooms in all shapes and forms
Mushroom season is open! Yummy! I love mushrooms, in all shapes and forms. We were about fifteen mushroom lovers who only get together to pick mushrooms, without any other friendly gatherings! For this last outing of the season, our splendid instructor was accompanied by her cousin, who was sup... Read full Story
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delicious virile male flesh
Tasted delicious virile male flesh… The breeze caressed my swollen nipples giving me pleasant shivers. The two glasses of Riesling had also contributed to my excitement. My crotch was burning as if the disappearing sun had blown all its thermal energy into me. Under my fine lace panties, purple o... Read full Story
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La bonne chair masculine…
La bonne chair masculine… La brise caressait mes mamelons gonflés me donnant des frissons agréables. Les deux verres de Riesling avaient également contribué à mon excitation. Mon entre-jambe brûlait comme si le soleil qui disparaissait avait soufflé toute son énergie thermique dans mon intérieur... Read full Story
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Clara Bow's Academy for Ladies
Peter had had no choice in the matter from an early age. As he car drew up to the huge ivy clad castle-like building, having entered through electronic gates in a ten foot wall, he felt doomed yet excited. His cock was erect in the tight panties his Stepmother has chosen for his introduction, his an... Read full Story
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From a 50's virgin to a Mature good for all
***Prologue - Confessions: Every day since I offered my virginity, I put myself in the shoes of a woman. The little town where I live forbids me to show myself socially. However I made myself an accomplice, my epilator who receives me after closing. Since my new beginning, male masturbations are not... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE - PART 4
TO BE OR NOT TO BE - PART 4 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 3. Everybody was working hard for opening night when tragedy strikes and Sunny has to make a decision. Walking back to the hotel, I was lost in thought. I was excited but at the same time scared to death, confused and clear of mind, think... Read full Story
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My story; don’t know which one... English version (1)
I notice that the're not many french language readers so have I decided to publish an English version End of the 80s; a tough time for a young reporter travelling thousands of km's for a crumb of titbit. A new event and more pressure every day for me. Seeing me in this floundering state during a ... Read full Story
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J'ai enfin goûté la bonne chère/chair
Dépucelée en bon et du forme... Chose jamais osée depuis que je goûte la jouissance par tous les sens et dans tous ses sens... Je la découvris quand elle m'a sourit en guise de remerciement pour lui avoir cédé le passage dans la superette du bled où j'étais pour affaires. Sandales à ses pieds d... Read full Story
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champignons sous toutes ses formes et façons
La saison des champignons est ouverte! Miam... J'adore les champignons, sous toutes ses formes et façons. Nous sommes une quinzaine d'amateurs qui se retrouvent uniquement à l'occasion des ceuillettes de champignons sans aucun autre rassemblement amical! Pour cette dernière sortie de la saison,... Read full Story
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MILF Alessia Travestita finds a bottom boy
I was several days into a cruise to New Zealand and Australia with my wife. This morning my wife went on an excursion that I had no interest in, so I had the cabin to myself. I hadn't had any sex with my wife in the last 3 days due to the activities such as the various jaunts to Auckland and the sur... Read full Story
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Hot Part 1
I should have realized something was going on when it first started. I was her stepfather and Angela was about 16 years old the first time she started to hug around on me. This went on for several years until she became of age. After her 18th birthday, she started wanting me to kiss her on the lips.... Read full Story
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Exposure, Disclosure
The Greatest Liar, Exposure, Disclosure © Alexandra Rios 2019 Author’s Note: This is a continuation of the narrative which commenced with “My Awkward Phase”, which I posted here previously. Readers may wish to read that before continuing, although I have written them to stand alone. Natives s... Read full Story
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ACROSS THE STREET AND TWO DOORS DOWN by Spanky de Bautumn
Jamie knew he was different. He didn’t fit in with the other boys, but he didn’t feel like he fit in with the girls either, he just knew he was different. He wasn’t into dolls or balls. He was the smallest boy in his class and more than half the girls outweighed him. But the one thing he had going f... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 1. Sunny, Mel, and Shari learn they are going to New York to perform a play off Broadway and are really excited about it. Being a small troupe, we unseen members had to wear many hats. Unfortunately, there was just the two of us, Joe Donn... Read full Story
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Chance Encounter Part 3/7
We were passionatley kissing each other for a while and slowly but surely I could feel her wonderfull cock grow hard again………. I told her how good her cock felt and we continued kissing but now she was rhythmically sliding her cock over mine while we kissed. Her luscious balls felt rock hard as w... Read full Story
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Towel Boi: You're Hired
Kasey Stevens woke up in his new studio apartment. The five-foot-nine, blue-eyed sissy with ash brown hair yawned and stretched before heading into the bathroom. He showered, taking good care to lather his rosy skin with strawberry scented body wash. He shaved his legs and rinsed off. Then, he appli... Read full Story
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Rebecca's Secret Part 2
-5- Rebecca lay in my arms, trembling after the most incredibly orgasm she’d ever experienced. Hell, it was the most incredible orgasm I’d ever experienced and I wasn’t even the one who’d had it! We held one another in the darkness, myself stripped of every article of clot... Read full Story
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Alpha Gamma's Secret
Molly woke up to the sound of her alarm clock beeping. She opened her eyes slowly and looked at the time. It was 7:00 AM. She groggily reached over to shut it off, pulled away her blankets, and stepped out of bed. She walked from the bed room which she shared with her sorority sister Gina to the ... Read full Story
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"Just Treat Me Like A Lady" My First TS
I had just moved to San Antonio for a new job. I only knew a few people from work and asked them where I should go for some night life. They told me to go downtown and gave me the names of a few bars. I was 27 at the time, athletic, a little over 6'0" and about 175." I have a good body and dress cas... Read full Story
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all girls want breasts
All girls want breasts - a lifestyle Sissygurl and her boobs. Let’s start with saying a Sissygurls tits are important to her. Whether you call them breasts or tits it is the same thing. For all women, her breasts are a very important and visible sign of her ‘womanhood’ and regarded as a key a... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 07
Opening my eyes I struggled a little as the residual cum on my face from last night’s show hadn’t been fully wiped off, I felt the dry and crusty leftovers crinkle on my skin, but couldn’t help but smile to myself as I remembered how it had got there. The intensity of that orgasm had been on another... Read full Story
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A Night At the Party Part 1
In case you haven't read about me before my name's Marlene and I'm a 28 year old transvestite. I live in Southern California (actually San Diego). I'm 5'9" tall, weigh about 135-140 and was lucky enough to be born with a thin build, narrow hips and shoulders, long legs and a tight ass that I ke... Read full Story
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The Date
When I left you I had just had my first sexual experience as a girl. I had met Dirk in a neighborhood bar and ended up in his hotel room. After a wonderful night of fantastic sex, I woke, we made love one more time, and then I had to leave for school, as I am a junior at the University. I left Di... Read full Story
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Tabitha at 19
Tabitha’s home from her freshman year of college. She’s gone off to California to a screamingly liberal school and I’m sure she’s been making new friends, learning new things, opening her horizons and fucking safely. After I popped her cherry and we had a very discreet summer of me teaching her a lo... Read full Story
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Chance Encounter 2/7
She turned over onto her stomach and lifted her ass up for me……. I’ve seen some gorgeous asses before but Vanessa’s ass! It was heaven, it was perfectly shaped, it was clean, it was smooth, it was divine and it looked tighter than I expected. I slapped her left cheek and I got an incredibly sex... Read full Story
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a day in the life of Amber SissyZofen 264
And the days had passed one after the other and now it was the day of my date. He sent me a txt at 8.30 on Saturday morning to say he was coming And you remember he was leaving his phone at home in case his wife called You know I had sent him my address, parking advice and left the gate ajar. ... Read full Story
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Three In A Day
Clara felf especially slutty today. She briefly gazed at her long legs shimmered in the smooth, silky black stockings, and black patent leather pumps as she pressed the gas pedal of her car. Her olive skin and black wig were set off by the brightest shade of red lipstick she could find. Driving d... Read full Story
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The Boy and the Fairy
Local folktales warned of Fairies, but such stories were long ignored or thought of as just a source of amusement. It was after all the twenty first century, mythological creatures were almost entirely forgotten in Dagsdown. But that didn't make them any less real. Since the age of five, Gregory ... Read full Story
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Alex
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 08
A familiar sensation greeted me as my eyes opened and a yawn escaped my mouth, that oh so delicious feeling of my morning wood straining against my silk night ware. It was becoming an ever occurring pattern that no matter how large the orgasm the night before I would wake with the hardest of cocks, ... Read full Story
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A taste of Sandy
My phone rang and a husky feminine voice whispered I am here. Trying to hide my hard cock with my shirt I quickly went out to my hotel parking lot and found the Escape with a silhouette waiting. I walked up to the window and introduced myself “Hi Sandy, I’m Zef” Come sit for a minu... Read full Story
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The Seductive Seed of a Tranny MILF
The Seductive Seed of a Tranny MILF SugarandSalt Jackson got home and immediately curled up in bed. He didn't want to move for the rest of the weekend. He'd finally worked up the courage to ask a co-worker out at work. She politely rejected the invitation. Then later on in the day, Jackson spo... Read full Story
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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Hung Trans Lesbians Fuck Two Ladyboys
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Very Impatient on a sex fanstay
Are you ready for this Mish?" "Not really but it's too late to back out now." I stood in a dark alley before a metal door shaking with both anxiety and the cold, waiting for the door slot to open and for the night to begin. I wouldn't admit it to my friend Simone but secretly I hoped we would ... Read full Story
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Karen, My School Teacher Part 1
The Meet By FoxyHosed It all started when we got a new class teacher. Her name was Karen. She was a mature lady and had dark red hair to her shoulders. That first day she wore some short dark blue jeans and a brown blouse. My other classmates started whispering about her. “He-he! Have you seen t... Read full Story
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Tasting the good FLESH
I am no longer Virgin, en bon et du forme Thing never dared since I taste the enjoyment by all the senses and in all its senses... I discovered her when she smiled at me as a thank-you for giving her the way to the small-town supermarket where I was on business. Sandals at her feet of Cinderell... Read full Story
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A different couple
I am Hans, as I already mentioned in my previous story, I am a mature guy (47 years old) who came to the Island of Tenerife more than two decades ago. I am a drinker, a womanizer and a gambler. In these more than 20 years I have seen them in all colors. I have made a lot of money and lost as much, I... Read full Story
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Big Dick Alessia Visits Dallas
Alessia Hung Mature MILF travels to visit a Big Dicked Man and his Sexy Household If you like Transexuals, big cocks, bondage, BBWs, big clits, deep throat, fisting, 69, ass fucking, sounding, piercing, cum swallowing and big loads this story is for you. If not don't bother reading. If you fav... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 01
XtinaSmith2017 Ash gawped at his mother, incredulous as to what she had just said. He understood the basic premise of what had happened, but the reasoning she must have had absolutely baffled him. "Why?! Why would you do that?!" He pleaded, voice light and desperate. She shrugged, looking acr... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 04
XtinaSmith2017 Ash awoke feeling cold, he pursed his lips a little and shivered, curling up a little tighter, nude as he was, the action brought little relief from the cool air. He let out a soft murr of discomfort as his mind shook off the cobwebs of lingering dreams, he could see light throug... Read full Story
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Mom's girlfriend has a fat cock
When I was a teenager, my mother got remarried...to a woman. At first it was odd, because their roles in the relationship were so clear. My mother was the "bottom", and Jamie was the "top". They're great to each other, and I have grown to love Jamie unconditionally. I'm eigh... Read full Story
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Office Policy
“Ok ladies and gentleman, please put your hands together for the beautiful and talented Erika!” the DJ’s voice rang out over the thumping alternative beat as the object of my lust strutted to the stage. Erika’s saucy red curls bounced on her head and on her soft porcelain whi... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club
"Can you wear a dress tonight?" "I can't crossdress in public, I'm not 'out' and don't want to be seen that way." "That's okay. We're going to a gay-only club that has a drag queen show tonight, so you'd fit right in." "Cool, but I'll have to change when we get there." "Awesome! See you tonight!... Read full Story
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More Than a Lady
Doctor Carter surveyed the gathering of ladies before him. Something wasn't quite right, but he just couldn't put his finger on what it was. He had been invited to speak on Female Reproductive Health but the women before him were neither the charity-driven older matrons nor eager young housewives th... Read full Story
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R Is for Rita
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First time Crossdressing
I am a bisexual man, meeting straight, bisexual or gay men for our sexual pleasures. I post messages on various message boards that allow members profiles and posting messages. I also post to local groups in my area that allows one to post messages to a small geographical area or to a distant user g... Read full Story
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Hard Decisions by Elaine © 2020
Hard Decisions by Elaine © 2020 No one in this story is based on anyone alive or dead. It is a work of fiction and should not be read by minors. I appreciate the kind efforts of many of my friends who cast a welcoming glance over the initial writings. I owe you all a big debt of thanks. Prolog... Read full Story
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Becoming Zoe
My soon to be wife Annie had taken a job out of town and I only saw her every two weeks or so. I was so missing her. She and I had become long distance lovers. She was scheduled for a flight home on Friday night. I was going to pick up her son Zakk from his dorm and the two of us were going to p... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 03
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She also conquered my soul...
Initiation in a new era... Almost three months since I offered my virginity to a wonderfull he-woman, Selmi... unfortunately I had to cancel the second day we planned to spend together with my LORDESS because I quitted the town where we met the day before. Since, only few summer fling messages...... Read full Story
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Fluffy Takes a Walk
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