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cindy and r.sissy
I meet cindy online we organized to meet at a motel l got there first l got ready l put on my black latex half cat suit my black with red trim latex blouse l put on my red platform thigh boots l was starting to get a hard cock but lhad makeup to put on did that and a great long shoulder length blond... Read full Story
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All Woman and More
It was one of those soft southern nights you hear about in movies and old soft rock songs. I could smell the long leaf pines and the moon was nearly full. I had been on my own for so long that it rarely bothered me as it did in my youth. That lonely feeling that never quite goes away. Now it came on... Read full Story
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A Downtown Moment
I had reason to head downtown for a meeting with some industry colleagues and after my meeting I dropped in to see a friend of mine who I used to work with. Loretta and I worked together for about a year on similar project as contract workers, I moved on to other things and she stayed with the compa... Read full Story
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bi to sissy caught and turned
It was during a Wednesday nite supper this past April when Penny my wife of seven years, suddenly looked me straight in the eyes while calling me a GAY COCKSUCKER ! Instantly while I swallowed hard and quickly looked away from her, my worse dreaded fears in life had somehow just become reality! So ... Read full Story
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Andy In Pantyhose
He had the house to himself for a few hours. Andy slid his older sister Kelly's taupe nylon pantyhose slowly up his nice, smooth legs, wriggled them up around his narrow boyish waist the band snapping in place. His penis was so stiff against the wispy fabric! He sighed happily. Sitting down on ... Read full Story
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A Sissy (S)exercise Fantasy
I stopped going to the gym about six months ago, when money got tight and I had to find ways to reduce my expenses. I usually don't get to the gym much in the spring or summer months anyway, so it was an easy expense to cut. I hate going into the office all sweaty, so I avoid working out in the morn... Read full Story
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From manager to sub sissy
Cindy was a co-worker; well actually I was Her manager. Even though I was Her manger, W/we were very close friends. As a matter of fact I still consider Her my best friend. Everyone in the office was sure that we were having an affair, but we were just friends. I must admit that I would have loved t... Read full Story
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Sissy's Baby Ch 1-4
A CHILD FOR SISSY BY MISTRESS DIEDRE DAMON A submissive sissy whore who misses her “period” is forced to carry a baby for a full term as punishment for the transgression. CHAPTER ONE: SISSY’S BIG MISTAKE A friend of mine had a live in sissy awhile back who was required to... Read full Story
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Mommies little sissy slut
I have been crossdressing for years now not known to my mother (or so I thought). she is the only person I live with at the moment. when she was going to be out for a few hours I went to her underwear drawer and inside was the most sexy, silky, feminine underwear set I had ever seen complete with ca... Read full Story
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A Natural Sissy Part 4
The Next Day I was up early, and called to set up a surgery for Stacy’s breast enhancement. The hormones were working but his tits seemed to have stopped growing at a B cup. I wanted him really top heavy. At least a D cup, maybe a DD. I let the exhausted sissy sleep. As I was finishing u... Read full Story
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How I Became the Sissy Slut
It all started when I was about 11. I was a very petite and short and had long straight brown hair with whispy bangs as a child. I was often mistaken for a girl. I have a sister who was 6 years older than me about my size she used to dress pretty sexy with the tight jeans and the skin tight sailor b... Read full Story
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UN EXERCICE SISSY (S) FANTASY ⚧️ ⚧️
J'ai arrêté d'aller à la gym il y a environ six mois, quand l'argent s'est serré et que j'ai dû trouver des moyens de réduire mes dépenses. De toute façon, je ne vais généralement pas beaucoup au gymnase au printemps ou en été, donc c'était une dépense facile à réduire. Je déteste entrer au bureau e... Read full Story
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My best friend turned trans.....so I fucked him - Part 1
Theres a bit of history to this one so strap in! I started hanging out with this group of kids in my area when I was 12 years old, we did all the typical stuff you can imagine young kids getting up to (played football, chased girls etc...) over the years I became really good friends with one of the ... Read full Story
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My First Blowjob As A CD
My experience with giving a BJ to a friend in need all started when a buddy of mine was going through a divorce . We got together a few times and got drunk and he was feeling down in the dumps and very sad . the one time he told me the worst part of it all was he wasn't getting any sex anymore and t... Read full Story
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Deflowering Latina Sissy Destiny
A real life story of my one and only time deflowering someone and being their first real encounter, I was 27 at the time and she was 21. I am absolutely convinced that Trans girls and CDs have a bit of a 6th sense when it comes to perceiving which guys are into them even in a public situation. I ... Read full Story
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Filthy Little Beast Part 2
Chapter 8 The first thing that struck me was pink! More pink satin than I thought existed in the entire world. The walls were covered in baby pink satin curtains, the plush carpet was also baby pink. Like all the other rooms in this house of the bizarre the ceiling as a full mirror. There was a h... Read full Story
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Filthy Little Beast
I had very few memories of my early childhood. The ones I did have were anything but pleasant. I did remember my mother and her blind hatred of my father and myself. She was very tall blonde woman with cold blue eyes named Monica. My mother always dressed in the most expensive leathers and satins in... Read full Story
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Which Are You?
Which are you? A, B or C? A) You treat me well. You insist that I look stunningly pretty 24/7. You insist I always wear make-up, care for my hair and nails. You pay for me to go to a beautician once a week. You buy me sexy lingerie. You get angry if I wear slacks or jeans. You prefer dresses in p... Read full Story
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Birth of a New Sissy Part 1 Encounter
I met Jeff one day at the nearby tennis courts. I could never have imagined what the result of that meeting would be. I suppose I should tell you a bit about me. I'm a happily married 34 year old. About average in most respects. A little spare tire trying to form around the middle but in decent ... Read full Story
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Birth of a New Sissy Part 3 Completion
I suppose at some level I knew it would happen. Or at least I should have. After nearly a month of servicing Jeff's cock and fucking myself silly on my dildo lover things took a turn. I came home from work a little early on a day Laura was off as well. When I got home she was out, but as soon ... Read full Story
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The Greatest Lie Part 15
I think that if you could get honest answers, a lot of heterosexual guys would probably admit to having had at least a passing desire to be a girl. If they were honest, they would probably admit they thought of it "when I first noticed a girl's breasts" or "when I first felt a girl or... Read full Story
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Karen, My School Teacher Part 2
Just Staying a bit By FoxyHosed “Don't mention it. Now let me start on the pasta with meatballs!” She stood up from her chair “And besides, it will be nice to have someone to eat with, for a change!” She went to the kitchen to start dinner. “Make yourself feel at home!” I watched some TV ... Read full Story
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How I became a cute femboy CD
Chapter 1 Hello, my name is Natalie…well that’s what I named myself when I dress. Before I get started with my story about myself and when and why I started dressing and my first sexual encounters, I would like to give what I hope will be a brief rundown of myself. As I mentioned my name is Na... Read full Story
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LE PROGRAMME D'ÉCHANGE SISSY ⚧️ ⚧️
Kristy a travaillé pour Le Matriarcat. Cela semblait plus officiel que ça ne l'était vraiment. Comme si c'était un "Nouvel Ordre Mondial". C'était en fait un club dirigé par des femmes spécialisées dans certains services que les hommes paient grassement. Cela pourrait être appelé prostitution selon ... Read full Story
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The Greatest Lie Part 17
They say that life is about making choices. But we humans don't get to choose the two most important factors in our lives. We don't get to choose our genes, so I got stuck with XY chromosomes. And we don't get to choose our natal families, so I got stuck with my mother and father. My father, Edua... Read full Story
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Fellatio in pantyhose fantasy fulfilled
As those of you who have read my stories know, I love pantyhose. I'm also quite heterosexual in that I'm extremely turned on by femininity; thus the pantyhose fetish. I have no desire to "be" a female as I love my big penis and I love the way it feels in pantyhose. I also love shooting spe... Read full Story
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On the Run
“Your first mistake was stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from me. Your second mistake was thinking you could get away with it.” As I stood trembling before his desk, Mr. Atwater regarded me as if I were a bug on the windshield of his Lexus. “Do you have anything to say for... Read full Story
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Karen, My School Teacher Part 4
Meeting my other teacher By FoxyHosed Next morning as I woke up, I jumped in my clothes and got myself a coffee, and went to school. I got in 15 minutes early because I didn't want to run into Karen. As I entered the door to the school, I saw some of my classmates. I thought the coast was clea... Read full Story
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Karen, My School Teacher Part 5
The Bus Station By FoxyHosed I looked around, but no one was there. It was dark and pretty cold night outside. I felt the air blowing around and up my pantyhose encased legs and ass. Mmmm nice. I started walking to the bus stop a few blocks further down from the school. I felt very attractive g... Read full Story
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UNE POULE MOUILLÉE POUR SARAH ⚧️ ⚧️
Sarah et moi avons grandi ensemble dans le même voisin en tant qu'amis d'enfance. Nous menions tous les deux des vies assez protégées, chacune avec des mères célibataires qui nous élevaient et suivaient un enseignement à domicile. Nous n'avons pas eu les cours d'éducation sexuelle ou les commérages ... Read full Story
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I am Baaack! Part 11
Now Rose upped her sincerity level. "I want that kind of friendship with you, Joan! I believe we are kindred spirits. If two manipulative bitches like us CAN be friends, I think we should be. I did this little scenario today as a show of skill, inclination, and sincerity. Could I do to other me... Read full Story
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The Greatest Lie Part 13
Does Life Imitate Art? I love technology, in spite of the stereotype about girls. Although I was a guy, at least outwardly, until a year ago, I think I was always inwardly a girl. According to the stereotype, we girls are supposed to be indifferent to anything more technical than the designer cov... Read full Story
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Adventures In Hose
I gently rolled the pantyhose on my legs, marveling at the exhilarating feeling that they gave me. My imagination soared as I contemplated the humiliation of being caught wearing them in public and I felt my cock begin to stir in its nylon prison. My face slowly flushing in absolute pleasure, nothin... Read full Story
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Discovering Mistress Sarah's World Part 2
Chapter 4 : Introducing Miss May! Miss May's arrival seemed sudden and quick to Joe. He heard the door close downstairs. Then there was the sound of somebody running up the steps. The bedroom door flung open and before Joe could look up to see anything, he heard an excited voice exclaim, "ki... Read full Story
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I Love To Love You
I Love To Love You Baby By Sabrina G. Langton Author's note: I have published this story on two other sites. I always said it was slightly aurobiographical, but reading it back it is a pretty accurate account of my summer of '88. There are only 3 things that I changed. 2 are itsy bitsy tiny deta... Read full Story
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ÊTRE UNE SISSY POUR VIV ⚧️ ⚧️
"Même moi, j'ai dû gronder ma fille pour avoir consulté un site de sexe sur Internet hier. Dommage, ça avait l'air plutôt intéressant. Mais même si elle a presque vingt ans, je ne pourrais vraiment pas lui dire maintenant, si." « Oh, qu'y avait-il de si intéressant là-dedans ? J'ai demandé. Vi... Read full Story
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Darling Nikki
Chapter 1 - The Setup "I'm going to catch him!" Samantha thought to herself as she looked at her disheveled panty drawer. She now had proof that her roommate, Nick, had been wearing her clothes, but had to catch him in the act. She did a search online for ideas on how to catch him. She ... Read full Story
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LE GRAND PASSE-TEMPS DE MAMAN ⚧️ ⚧️
Je me souviens d'une époque plus simple, avant d'être ce que je suis maintenant. Malheureusement, je ne saurai jamais ce qui aurait pu être. Je ne pourrai jamais revenir en arrière. Je ne pourrai jamais revenir à ce qui était autrefois. C'était il y a seulement 2 ans. Je suis Harvey. J'étais à l'... Read full Story
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Encounter In The Park
It was near the end of my junior year in high school and my parents ere in the midst of their big divorce drama so I was spending most of my time at my best friend Kelly's. It was just Kelly and her Mother because her dad left the picture several years earlier. Kelly’s mom was a great surrogat... Read full Story
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A Crossdresser Gets Fitted
Not long ago I was out shopping and stopped at one of the clothing outlet stores that I frequent when looking for sexy clothes and shoes to wear when I go out clubbing or to wear in my adult videos. I was looking through the display rack of my favorite brand of pantyhose, trying to find the colors I... Read full Story
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Alex One: House Sitting for a Friend
Sorry, this is a little rough. I've tried expanding the original version but ... i dunno. Anyways this should be a continuing series of some sort. Alex One: House Sitting for a Friend. By Alex Shouse. My friend Karen had worked her way through a somewhat bitter separati... Read full Story
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Fender Bender Chapter 4
My name is Robert, but when I am dressed I call myself Vicki. I am 5'9" 160 pounds, blonde hair and blue eyes. I had just turned 18. It was Tuesday evening and I had stayed home alone all day. I had a lot to think about. I was relaxing and listening to some music on the stereo. Mom had just ... Read full Story
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Fun With Friends Chapter 4
As I stepped into the shower the warm water hit my body and felt great. I relaxed my ass and let Greg's cum stream down my leg. I could not believe that in the last couple of hours I had been shown to one of my best friends as a cross-dressing slut and had now taken his cum in both my ass and mo... Read full Story
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Karen, My School Teacher Part 3
Regret... Hmm Maybe Not. By FoxyHosed My excuse for a cock got hard again. My horniness got the better off me. I went to lock the front door. I took my shoes, pants and sweater off. I stood in the hallway only in pantyhose and t-shirt. ‘Don't do this. Walk away from this now. But you go to boa... Read full Story
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Date With A Mistress Part 2
The week went rather slow for Patrick and he was anticipating Friday night. He didn’t know what would happen as he picked up the phone. He dialed the number with trembling hands. When the phone rang the person on the other end told him to call back in an hour as the Mistress wasn’t at ho... Read full Story
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Lana: Second Encounter
Well, you may remember the satisfaction I felt at the end of my first encounter with Lana. I had not really expected to find a CD with whom I felt so comfortable. Usually, I had left my experiences with some discomfort about the surroundings or the person I had been with. Not in this case, she was... Read full Story
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How I Learned To Love Drag Part 11
At the bull session to begin the week, we kicked around a lot of different skit ideas. Dave brought up the topic of gay marriages. We ran with that concept for awhile. Then we took a stab at the film Spiderman. The possibilities were enormous, though potentially expensive. I suggested we do... Read full Story
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The Greatest Lie Part 3
My weekend escapade with my first real lover, Jake, convinced me that I was destined to live as a girl, despite having been born a boy. Unfortunately, it was my male persona to whom the University of Minnesota had extended admission and a scholarship, and I wasn’t quite sure how they would rea... Read full Story
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Darling Nikki Part 2
Chapter 1 - The Morning After The next day, Nick awoke thinking it was just a really messed up dream. When he got out of bed and found that Samantha had unlocked and removed the dress, panties and shoes, but everything else was still on, he was pulled right back to reality. He looked in the mirro... Read full Story
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Rubber Ball
Hi All, This is my first ever real attempt at writting a story to post. It is ALL fiction, and most of it is just made up and what I think it would be like but never experianced. I was inspired to write this after looking at some pics from a friend. I have an overactive imagination which is proba... Read full Story
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Discovering Amber Chapter 2
My life is a never ending cycle of tease and denial since I was discovered by Ms. Allison. When I wake in the morning I am curled up in bed with Ms. Allison's naked body while I am dressed in a satin nightgown. I slip out of bed and walk to the guest bathroom where I have to lift up the long nightgo... Read full Story
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White fuckslut Tgirl & 3 BIG BLACK COCKS Initiation
You lucky, slutty BBC Tgirl fuckslut, I envy you soooooo much. This is the most erotic and best BBC story on this web site. Pleeease keep writing about your BBC fantasies. What a bargain to get gangbanged by about 30 big black studs for only 15 Euros. I loved it when you begged them to fuck you.\r\n... Read full Story
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Crossdressed Lana - Hannover, Germany
Crossdressed Lana - Hannover, Germany Very Sexy & Compliant Sub-Slut Is Searching For Kinky BDSM Live-Dates At Hannover, Germany!!! I Am Bisexual And Want Men, Woman, Couples And Trans For Outdoor, Swingerclub, Porncinema And Public Sex. I Love To Wear Very Hot & Sexy Clothes Like Lingerie, Stoc... Read full Story
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CRÉER GINGER ⚧️ ⚧️
Comme vous pouvez l'imaginer, je suis contacté par plusieurs personnes concernant des histoires. La plupart d'entre eux sont des poules mouillées qui ont du mal à trouver un Domme, et pendant que je joue avec eux pendant un certain temps, ils disparaissent généralement après environ 6 mois ou parten... Read full Story
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How I became a cute femboy CD part 4
My legs finally started to work again and I turned and was about to walk to my bedroom when Kevin’s voice stopped me. “Come on, Natalie, you know you want to. You have been crushing on David ever since he moved here.” “You’re an asshole, Kevin. You know that. You are a total asshole! I tho... Read full Story
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TROUVER LA LIBÉRATION EN TANT QUE SISSY ⚧️ ⚧️
Je voulais éviter le brouillon de poule mouillée et j'étais célibataire depuis cinq ans. Je ne pouvais pas leur permettre de penser que j'étais l'échec d'un homme incapable de satisfaire une femme. J'avais pourtant un plan. Mon amie de longue date Emma a pu témoigner que nous avi... Read full Story
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DE BRO À SISSY ⚧️ ⚧️
Mon ami Magnus et moi nous sommes connus presque toute notre vie. Nous nous sommes rencontrés en pré-maternelle, quand nous vivions à un pâté de maisons et demi l'un de l'autre. Nos familles étaient proches et nous avons grandi côte à côte. Nous nous connaissions depuis si longtemps; nous nous appel... Read full Story
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Night With A HOT Sissy!
June 28th, 2009. End of senior year of high school. I, Angus Corleon, actualy graduated. I wasn't a model student. I've been a leather jacket wearing, rebel rousin, beer drinkin, hell raisin son of a bitch since middle school. My parents didnt care about me, after all my brother is a cop and my sist... Read full Story
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The Greatest Lie Part 7
The horrible memory of my crackhouse ordeal faded much as the lurid surgical site on my abdomen faded to a faint pink smile at my bikini line. I went off the AIDS cocktail after one awful month of constant nausea, and was pronounced antibody-free. My surgeons pronounced me healed and recovered. Natu... Read full Story
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L'INVESTISSEMENT SISSY ⚧️ ⚧️
La fin d'une autre longue journée. Près de 19h00 et Colin Spencer travaillait toujours dans son box, presque terminé avec le dernier des papiers que l'un des associés principaux de la société d'investissement dans laquelle il avait effectué un stage depuis près d'un an maintenant l&#... Read full Story
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My shemale GF Part 5
If you read my last story, you know that Ashley said she was going to dominate me, well that's exactly what she did. So today after work I went back to Christy's place not actually thinking she was going to fuck me. Christy was home before me and asked me to clean up, which is the universal sign ... Read full Story
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Beryl's birthday suit
I tried on my sister's panties when I was 12. They looked so cute, so sexy.. I couldn't help myself. I tucked my dick between my legs and pulled them over my hips, delicately positioning them just like a girl. They felt yummy! When I saw the shiny, lacy pink briefs in the mirror - snug, flat pu... Read full Story
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My Choice
A scream vibrated through the mall. "My wife must have just woke up from her hypnotic trance," a man said to himself, sitting on a bench near the ladies bathroom. I was the one who let out this loud scream. I awoke from a sleep looking at someone I had never seen before. Staring back... Read full Story
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Being Twins
I knew something wasn't quite right but I couldn't be sure. My life for the past 10 years with my wife Jane was great. My name is Richard. Jane was 5'8", 120 pounds, lean trim body, 38D breasts, beautiful blonde hair and stunning features. I was 5'9", 148 pounds, and little chest or body h... Read full Story
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Magician's Assistant - Friends & Lovers Part 6
Magician's Assistant - Friends & Lovers takes place in the Magatrix the Magnificent Universe, which was first introduced in my serialized seven-part story, Magician's Assistant. The premise upon which both that story and this story are based revolves around the fact that Magatrix the Magnificent... Read full Story
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How I Learned To Love Drag Part 9
Standing in front of a full-length mirror in my private cubicle, I was almost ecstatic! Looking back at me was a buff, naked Sharon Stone. The blonde hair was pulled back neatly into a bun. She had that beautiful sultry smile, those perfect teeth, full lips, dark immaculate eyebrows, smoky smo... Read full Story
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How I Learned To Love Drag Part 12
Sometimes when you hear a song on the radio, you like it immediately. You turn up the volume to full blast! The melody, the lyrics, and the beat just make you feel like dancing! Whenever, Wherever is such a song. I played the CD whenever I had the chance and wherever I could. Moreover Shaki... Read full Story
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Young Sissy Chapter 1
I don't know how long I was under...days, weeks...who knows, maybe even months. Reality blurred with nightmares as I felt my flesh being cut into by cold scalpels and stuck with needles, filling me with horribly persuasive dreams of a beautiful new body. I tried to imagine myself as a man, just to s... Read full Story
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Daddys Little Slut
I have been living with my dad for the last year after my mum who is Indian, found out that I was doing lots of drugs, and that I was bi and also a cross dresser. We never talked about it as for me, the cross dressing was on and off and usually when i was high. When i turned 25, I tried meth, and fo... Read full Story
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Two CD's the first time we meet.....
We are meeting for the first time since talking online. I want to dress for you gurl, I want to feel as you do, I want to be your slut, your slave of desire. My panties are a sheer white, my hard cock can be seen ever so pressing against them, I rub myself for you as you watch, drooling now. Hand... Read full Story
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Black Master, white sissy Part 2
I was a romantic despite the cynicism I projected in my job. This tough black skinhead yob had abused me - he had shaved me, humiliated me and yet for the next week what I remembered most was the kiss. Sure, the abuse had touched something in me but until I had met him it was unacknowledged - someth... Read full Story
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Uncle's slutboy: the attack of the black men
On the way home from Grandpa would I through a park. Or I would not. but the road outside was sooo long and I felt frankly a bit sore and spent in the ass after being violated by gramps. so I shortcut through the park. After all it was not that bad. Not like those dank places without light and a lot... Read full Story
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My Mistress, My Slave
I first met Robert as I was moving into my new apartment building. He was just one of the several men who appeared out of the thin air and offered to carry my furniture and boxes up to my new second story apartment. Most of these manly he-men only appeared because they wanted to get to "know&qu... Read full Story
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Beginnings
While here I am, totally in the mood, dressed up, and a dildo up my ass. Now is the perfect opportunity to write the first signs on this behavior and the moment that actually started off this little escapade. So lets start with childhood. At first there was nothing worth mentioning, but just as a... Read full Story
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A Fetish Doll For Mommy
There is a very old saying," Be careful what you wish for because you might just get it." My fathers name had been James Bradley. He had been a CEO of a top Wall Street investment firm. My father didn't climb to the top by being a good guy. He was a total prick who would stab anyone he had... Read full Story
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Fifi La Femme: A Pansy at Last Chapter 2
Coming Out Telling our wives wasn't easy especially for me who had seduced Shirley's gorgeous hetero husband by dressing up in my wife Doreen's lingerie and make-up and offering him full homo sex as a limp wristed effeminate lady-man. It was my first experience as a queer and when Frank asked me ... Read full Story
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SISSY AWAKENING
- Trou de gloire du sex-shop - "Hey bébé, quand est-ce que tu rentres à la maison?" le message texte bourdonnait doucement. Sortant discrètement le téléphone de ma poche, je tape "Même heure que d'habitude, juste après 5 heures, pourquoi... quoi de neuf ?" C'est mon amante Sarah, ma meilleu... Read full Story
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SISSY AWAKENING ⚧️ ⚧️
"Hey bébé, quand est-ce que tu rentres à la maison?" le message texte bourdonnait doucement. Sortant discrètement le téléphone de ma poche, je tape "Même heure que d'habitude, juste après 5 heures, pourquoi... quoi de neuf ?" C'est mon amante Sarah, ma meilleure amie et une femme que je connai... Read full Story
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Edging lessons for Hannah
Hannah and I began spending our weekends together. She didn't have a job and I was always free those days so every Friday or Saturday night became sleep over night where we could be two 18 year old sissies, doing each others makeup, playing dress up and sharing our deepest desires. Now that our rela... Read full Story
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Satan Shemale Bimbo Sissy Doll Chapter 2
Sindra rolled down Routs 666 and 12 miles later pulled up to a big black gate. There was a cop of sorts at this gate too. It was Betty page with gigantic boobs. Betty was all in black leather and wore a leather cops hat. She strutted on over with a bump and a grind and demanded to see Sindra's toon.... Read full Story