Below is a transcript of a recent episode of a new made for TV series called 'Make that Date'.
Chuck: "Hi, everyone, this is Chuck Woolery, and welcome to another episode of . . ."
"Make that Date," the audience screams in unison.
Chuck: "I would like everyone to put their hands together for our first contestant, Paul Robinson."
Chuck motions to the unoccupied loveseat in the shape of a heart. "Have a seat Paul, and tell us . . . what brought you to Make that Date."
Paul: "Well, Chuck, I saw your ad in the paper. It said if there was someone I wanted to date, but wasn't able to on my own, you guys could make it happen."
Chuck: "And who was the lucky lady Paul?"
Paul: "Her name is Rebecca. We used to be friends in high school. I've always had a crush on her, and I've always regretted not going out with her."
Chuck: "Did you ask her out in high school?"
Paul: "Well - sort of. But, she always made some kind of excuse."
Chuck: "That's okay, Paul, here on our show, we're not about excuses are we? Cause on our show, we're here to . . ."
Audience cheers: "Make that date."
Chuck: "And we made your date, didn't we Paul?"
Paul: "Yes, you did Chuck, but not like I thought. As a matter of fact, I'm thinking of suing you for damages."
Chuck: "Well, Paul, that's why we have everyone sign a release."
Chuck: "Well everyone, are you ready to meet Paul's date?"
The audience cheers as a TV monitor comes on with a beautiful dark haired girl on the screen.
Chuck: "Welcome to Make that Date, Rebecca!"
Rebecca: "It's good to be here Chuck." She winks at Paul and smiles. "Hi Paula."
Paul: "Hi Rebecca."
Chuck: "I noticed you called him Paula. Why was that?"
Rebecca: "I don't date men Chuck. I'm into women."
Chuck: "Not even game show hosts?"
