Make that Date

Chuck: "What did you think Rebecca?"

Rebecca: "I thought she was delicious. By sheer force of will I didn't fuck her right there."

Chuck: "Watch your language. You don't want us to bleep it out later."

Rebecca says, "Well, I did want to make love to her. I like my other word better. Anyway, I stopped because I thought we should have something to eat. I was sure we would need all our energy later on."

Chuck: "Where did you two go for dinner?"

Rebecca: "Go? I took her to the dining room. I only had a day, and I wasn't going to waste precious time driving to a restaurant."

Chuck: "How did you feel about that Paul?"

Paul: "I really didn't like the way she was treating me at first. I mean it was our first date and she didn't even take me out. She kept invading my personal space the whole time - especially my ah- butt."

Rebecca: "Can you show a clip Chuck?"

Chuck: "Certainly."

The clip played showing the two women walking down hall. The dark-haired woman placed an arm around the blonde cupping her ass. Once there, it didn't just rest, but massaged, lifted the smooth round globes, occasionally delving beneath her white cotton dress and exposing her naked bottom.

Rebecca: "Just look at that ass Chuck, can you blame me?"

The video continues to play.

Chuck: "Not in the least. Now, what's going on here? Why are you sitting and sending Paula- I mean Paul to the kitchen?"

Rebecca: "I asked Paula be a dear and serve the food. Oh, and I told her to put on an apron so she wouldn't ruin her clothes."

Chuck: "Why on earth did you make her serve the food when she was eating at your house?"

Rebecca: "I like being in charge."

Chuck: "Oh . . . didn't that seem strange to you Paul?"

Paul: "Strange? *You* turn me into a woman and then you have the gall to ask if I felt it was strange to be asked to serve food?"