Make that Date

Rebecca "Not unless you want to grow a pair of tits Chuck."

Chuck: "What a shame. But what about you Paul? I don't see any tits on you either."

Paul: "That's why I'm so pissed off. One minute I'm here, talking to the producer and signing a bunch of forms and the next thing I know, I'm at Rebecca's doorstep with my finger on doorbell. I almost fainted when I saw my fingers. They were a woman's fingers with painted nails and the whole works."

Chuck: "The whole works?"

Paul: "The works. Long hair, long legs, heels, and tits. Worse, you guys sent me out without underwear and wearing a flimsy dress. Jesus, I looked like a prostitute. I still don't know how you did it."

Chuck laughs: "It's TV magic Paul. *TV magic*."

Audience: "????"

Chuck: "Sorry, inside joke. Anyway, Rebecca, what did you think when you saw Paul, er Paula the first time."

Rebecca: "I thought she was gorgeous. She was tall, thin, blonde, full lips, with a pert pair of breasts. Everything I asked for in the survey you sent. When she opened the door and the morning light displayed her gorgeous body through her thin cotton dress, I knew I had to have her."

Paul: "And you didn't waste any time did you? Let's see a clip."

On the TV monitor, two women met at the door, on blonde and one brunette. The blonde looked very unsure of herself - almost as if she were ready to bolt at any moment. There was a polite shaking of hands, and the blonde was ushered into the house. Once inside, the brunette caught the blonde's hands, held her against the door, and kissed her deeply. The blonde struggled at first, but succumbed to the ravishing of her mouth.

Chuck: "Paul, how did it feel when she pushed you against the door? What is she doing there? Was she kissing you or performing a body cavity search?"

Paul: "Kissing I guess. I wasn't expecting it at first, but I liked it."