April Fools!!

Since I had been trying on panties for so long, I had tried everything to
hide my cock while dressed as a girl. I had recently discovered something
that I thought was just about perfect. One day I was frustrated and taped
my cock to a butt plug and stuck it in. It was great, it kept my cock out
of sight, there was no chance of it getting loose and if I pulled my balls
around just right. It kinda looked like a pussy. I had to be careful about
how I sit so I don't pinch my nuts, but all in all it was pretty decent.

I attached the butt plug to my cock and pushed it into my ass. I pulled my
balls around until it looked just right and smiled. I pulled on the satin
thong and marveled at how good they felt. I put on the corset and laced it
up extra tight. I put on the mesh bra, stuffed in the breast forms, then
jumped up and down to watch them jiggle. I smiled at myself and put on the
mesh crop top and mesh harem pants. I smiled again, put on the satin vest
and blonde wig. I dug the makeup out of my purse, put it on, along with
fake nails and pink polish. Then I sat on the toilet and put on the heels,
but decided against the cap and veil.

I examined myself in the mirror again and smiled. "I'm ready!" I thought as
I headed into the living room. The first thing I did was put in some porn
and stretch out on the couch. I took several seductive poses while watching
the girl take off her clothes while she got ready to suck off and get gang
banged by the four guys that were there.

I decided that since I had all night, there was no hurry and I might as
well get a beer. I pranced into the kitchen and focused on the way my tits
felt as they bounced around. It felt so cool, I envied women.

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I grabbed a beer out of the fridge and began to saunter back to the living
room. Just as I was about to open my beer, there was a knock at the door. I
was about five feet in front of the door and I froze instantly.