April Fools!!

I looked up timidly to see Bob peeking in one of the small windows at the
top of the door. We both stood frozen, staring at each other, while our
brains soaked in what was happening. I was in shock and trying desperately
to think of some way out.

But, of course, there were none....... I was caught.

BIG TIME

My heart was pounding so hard, I swore they could hear it down the
street..................................................................... As
I stood there dumbfounded, Bob made the first move.. He opened the door and
stepped right in..

"Uh..... hi" I stammered.

Bob had a big smile as he eyed me up. I fidgeted around uncomfortably while
listening to the moans from the video in the other room.

"Wow! Is this your costume?" Bob asked excitedly.

"Uh..... Yeah, I thought I would try it on to see what it looked like." I
responded.

"Man, that's awesome! You said you were going to pick it up so I dropped by
to see it, and, Holy Shit! That's Fucking Awesome!" he said
enthusiastically.

"Uh..... Thanks" I said with a blush as I popped my beer and took a drink
to calm my nerves.

"Got another?" Bob asked looking at my beer.

"Uh..... Yeah...... Hang on....... I'll get you one" I stammered as I
absently turned and headed back to the kitchen.

I got another beer from the fridge and turned back to the door. I blinked
with surprise when I saw that Bob was no longer standing there. I hurried
back to where we were standing and looked around quickly.

He was easy to find. He was standing in front of the couch watching porn on
the big screen. I walked into the living room and stood next to him.

"Uh" I stammered, holding out the beer.

"Thanks" he said and sat sideways on the couch.

I looked around nervously for the remote so I could shut off the porn, but
didn't see it anywhere. So, I sat sideways on the couch facing Bob, like we
had done a million times before.