And Then There Was Eve

"Eve, its pretty personal stuff."

"Ok, forget it."

"No, I want to tell you, but..."

"Remember sweetheart, I am the most open-minded person on earth. And, I have a BA in Behavioral Science. MY doctoral thesis was on BDSM. Okay?"

"Are you serious?" I asked somehow thinking she had told me this before.

"yes, Tulane University and I runs tittie bar. You think you got problems/"

"Okay eve, I started to discover kinky sex and wanted to do some stuff with Lara. Before I could even tell her about anything, she starts with the lord shit. So I keep going deeper and deeper into the world of kinky sex."

"But you have ever done anything?"

"Hey Lara considered blowjobs kinky."

"How did you hook up with a chick that won't go down on you/"

"She used to when we first met. But then...anyway, I went into therapy because I was starting to enjoy things on the internet that I thought I shouldn't."

"Wait, I can't get my mind around this. You mean to tell me you never tied a girl up?"

"Duh, no."

"So err, what kind of stuff was turning you on that made you think you needed therapy?"

"Damn, eve, I don't know if I can tell you this or not?"

"I bet I can guess."

"What?"

"I said, I bet I can guess what it is." I motioned for her to continue. You were looking at porn and realized that the guys turned you on as much as the girls and it fucked with your head because you are straight. Am i close?"

"Wow, you are good."

"Gazer let me explain it to you this way. Every time a man masturbates he is having gay sex. He is having sex with another man, himself. Every time a man watches porno and see a girl give a blow job, it is another man's cock getting sucked. It is the sight of a man's penis that is the turn on. The bigger question is, why is that a bad thing in your mind? Why does it make you gay to be turned on by it? Because in case you didn't know, that does not define homosexuality."