And Then There Was Eve

"See, that's the thing. I don't think its bad...anymore."

"Okay, something happened. Wait, you said you have never cheated on her right? So what made you realize it wasn't bad or gay.

"Eve, you can't tell anybody what I am about to tell you."

"I was a boy scout. Duh. Look, you have my word."

"I ran across these websites of shemales. Do you know what that is?"

"I also don't know what toast is either."

"Alright, look, this is hard."

"Let me make it easier. You soon found yourself jacking off to pictures and videos of girls with cocks. And after a while you just got tired of feeling guilty about it. And none of this you can tell Lara. So you're sex life in real life vanishes but in fantasy you discovered who you are and what you really want. Am I close?"

"Everything you are saying is true, but there is more."

"There's always more sweetheart."

"Alright. I ran across this website that's kind of a facebook for sex. Sort of. Anyway, people post pictures and share fetishes and stuff. Well, I just started going there to download pictures. But then I realized you could have an account. I signed up and the stared to upload my own pictures and art. I started to make fans like facebook has friends. And well, I actually met somebody."

"In person?"

"No, oh no. online. But she and I have become really good friends outside all the sex stuff."

"Well an inline romance is better and safer than none. I think it's sweet."

"She, uh, she is...uh,"

"What? In jail?"

"what?" no, no, she is uh, transgender."

"Wait, you're having an online romance slash "friendship" with a tranny?"

"I knew I shouldn't have said anything."

"What? Oh man, no, no, no, its fucking sweet as hell. Oh gaz, don't feel bad about that with me. Jesus. So tell me about her. Is she nice?