And Then There Was Eve

"Want to buy a dive-bar?"

"What you talking but wullus?"

"Oh I'm just fooling around. I own a bar and I would give my left tit up to sell it." she motioned for me to follow her outside to the courtyard for a smoke.

"Ever heard of Titties and Deeppockets?"

"Isn't that a strip club on the west side?"

"Yes it is indeed" she said slowly exhaling in a way that was too sexy to bare. "And like I said, it's a dump."

And that's how it all began. Eve had an accountant who squandered two and half million of her dollars away. The only asset he had was his share in a tittie bar he owned with his wife, who never worked a day in her life. The wife was as vapid as she was beautiful and as lazy as she was sweet. And this Sothern Belle was so sweet it made your teeth hurt.

So our entire relationship was talking shop. We knew very little about each other's personal lives. But we became mutual sounding boards for work woes. Mine hardly existed. But hers were monumental. Titties And Deep Lockets was a dive-bar turned strip club in the meat packing district. The account nor his wife ever put any effort into the place because it was essentially used as a tax write off. Eve only wanted to bring the club up to standards that would make it marketable to buy. And the only way to do that was to make it profitable.

In the three years she owned it, she did indeed do just that. Sweet trophy wife was easily persuaded to let Eve do whatever she wanted to resurrect the place. This child actually wrote eve a check for 1.2 million dollars to renovate the interior. As happy as this made her, it also pissed her off.

Eve shut the place down for three months while they transformed the "dump" into a sleek modern nightclub. Within a month it was the hottest strip club In the five boroughs and remained that way. Eve stopped in every night after work when we were closing for a latte. She never knew that I was done with work two hours before and that I waited until she came in. yes, I had a secret crush on her from the beginning.