The Greatest Lie Part 2

"I have a couple of days leave in Denver, then I report to an air base in Colorado Springs, which sucks!" he said. I smiled inwardly. Soldier, you’re gonna have a leave in Denver that both sucks and fucks. I mentally rearranged my travel plans to defer my arrival in Minnesota.

By the time we pulled into Denver, we had made plans to get together for dinner and a night out exploring the city. We split up to get our hotels, but I was so sure of myself that I changed in the ladies room at the bus station and saved my hotel money. I hadn’t eaten since LA, but I still wasn’t hungry, so I popped another black cad and couple of Premarin. My estrogen level felt high, and my nipples and breasts ached with sensation when I pulled off the patches, but they had never looked bigger. They quivered and jiggled as I sponge-bathed in one of the ladies room toilet stalls. I felt better after I had cleaned my ass and cockette with a damp towel, and spritzed more Eau de Cologne all over. It felt cool and shriveled my balls nicely. Then I moisturized and lubed myself lightly.

It felt good to get out of my dirty-kneed Levi’s and into a pair of Capri’s and my mules. None of the ladies batted an eye as I preened in the mirror, adding lipstick to my gloss, and color to my cheeks. I popped some dainty gold hoops in my ears to match the necklace. The woman next to me noticed my self-inspection and commented "Don’t worry honey, you look great!" I was so thrilled. I thanked her, wondering how I would tell Jake about my special problem.

We had agreed to meet at one of those beer and burger places, and I arrived first and ordered a diet coke. Like clockwork, one of the local losers sidled up. Blowing cigarette smoke toward my face, he began pestering me. "Where r’you from, what’s your name, what’s your sign, I’m Cancer." "Right," I agreed. "You do remind me of a cancer: lung cancer," I replied haughtily. He stupidly mumbled "fuck you, cunt" and walked back to his lonely table. I was thrilled at my bitchy brilliance, and delighted that he had thought I was a girl.