mushrooms in all shapes and forms

The 45-minute journey felt like 2 years. At home, I poured us some beer and disappeared for a quick shower. I didn't want to scare him off, so I put on a pair of sweatpants (but purple) and sports socks (pink, LOL). But my swollen nipples, lifted by a support band, were pressing against my tight t-shirt from the inside. Invisible under my trousers was my triangular thong, which concealed my tiny liberty cap.
I headed for the kitchen to prepare the meal and Berki appeared on the other side of the counter looking embarrassed: "I was wrong to come straight to your place, I've sweated and stunk like a pig"... I didn't let him continue, gesturing towards the bathroom: "everything's there" I said and headed for the guest room to bring him a tracksuit.
I spent a few moments thinking about him again and Berki reappeared... with the front of his tracksuit jacket half-open... I caught a glimpse of his glabrous muscular torso, shining as if to say "come and discover me". At that moment, I'm sure he understood my thoughts and nonchalantly went back to his seat... "Spaguettis à la morille", I chanted, "...whenever you like...". -I'm not hungry yet... and the beer's really refreshing! he replied.
So I joined him in the living. I didn't know how to go about it; besides, he was staring at the floor like a shy teenager about to make his debut with a Mature. Apparently he wasn't used to it... or had never done it with a guy... So I went for it:
-I noticed you didn't have any hair on your chest either, like your head" I giggled.
-I don't have any anywhere! I hate hair, and even less so the beard or moustache...
-You don't have any, any, any?, strange, especially for our race...
He stood up abruptly, took off his jacket and turned to show me his back and his shoulders, stroking them with his hand... not a single young hair. If I didn't hold back I'd have already started sucking and licking her back.
I said again: nowhere, nowhere, eh?
-Yes, nowhere," he said, and suddenly dropped his trousers a little to expose his hairless buttocks, as hairless as a woman's skin...