Magician's Assistant - Friends & Lovers Part 4

"I kind of got that impression."

"Now, I've got to warn you that I'll probably be one narcissistic, sexy dressing, high heel wearing dick-teaser for quite some time to come, you know, due to the newness of it all. However, with your help, not to mention a whole shit load of patience and a heavy dose of understanding on your part, I do believe that I will make you a damn fine wife, if that is, you still want me?"

"Want you?" John had to chuckle. "Of course I still want you! I've never wanted anything more in my whole life!"

"One last thing. Before I make a final commitment to becoming a girl on a full-time basis, I need to know that you really want me to be the mother of your children, because if I do go through with this, I can tell you right now, I'm going to do it right! If I'm going to become a woman, I want to experience the whole nine yards of what being a woman is all about! That means, not only do I plan to be the best little wife you'll ever have, and you'd better realize right from the get-go that you're only going to have one, and that's me, but I'm also bound and determined to be the best mother there ever was as well! All right. That's my terms! Take 'em or leave 'em! But, be advised, if you leave 'em, once I revert back to being a man again, even though I hope that we'll still be friends afterwards, be advised, your ass is mine!

"In other words, pal, as much as I hate to resort to physical violence, I will beat the livin' crap out of you for putting me through this hell!

"Okay! So, here's the deal. If you accept my terms, you are to give me a kiss to seal the deal. Then, after you've attended to that all-important detail, you are to climb out of this bed and go get me a towel out of our bathroom. Then, after you do that, you are to go over to Magatrix's bedroom and wake her up. Then, after you wake her up, I want you to tell her that I really need to talk to her."

"And what, may I ask, is the towel for?"

"The towel is for me. I'm going to put it on this icky wet spot you've left me laying in all this time."