Healthy Behavior

"Here's another $100,000 on top of that. If I'm counting correctly, that's $360,000 on your desk. Come on. Help me out. I wanna do this. Plus I'm sickly right."

"Uh, you know that isn't healthy. Speaking of which, those silicon injections are mighty dangerous. I don't recommend…"

"You know what? Fuck it. Take all the rest of this money. One million dollars. Cold hard cash. Count it if you don't believe me. It'll buy you all the ethics in the world, plus a new Beemer."

"You know, this isn't healthy. But since you are, er, aware of the risks…"

"Fuck healthy. I'm rich enough to buy the healthcare systems of half the world's countries. So are you with me or not?"

"Ummm…ok. Let me make a few calls and make some arrangements. Can I have your number so I can contact you when things are ready?"

"Sure, no problem."

*** The next few months were quite interesting. I ended up having to pony up a few more thousand to go to Antigua to get the surgery done. The airfare was cheap, but the local police cost a few bucks. I was in constant pain, recovering from one surgery to another. But it worked out pretty nicely. Mmm…just thinking about the changes they made to me is getting me so hot. Fuck the rest of this story. Let me stand up.

You see these juicy lips? Mmm…those collagen injections sure did the trick. Anyway, you've seen these unnatural wonders on my chest. Or should I say natural. After all, these seem to fit so naturally on my body. And these nipples…lemme suck on one for a quick sec. Ohh, yes! Lemme stop that right now. Now is a perfect time to show ya the rest. Just lemme pull this down. Ah, here we go. See that toned l'il belly of mine? A product of a surgeon's scalpel. It does look sexy in the right baby tee though. Now lemme get this dress over my hips with a tug and…there we go. See how wide my hips are now? Thank those silicon injections for that.