Dressed for Success

I’ve been a professional wrestler for about two years now. And no you haven’t seen me on TV I’m not that good yet. I wrestle in the Ohio Valley Training Center. That’s were all of us kids go to train for the big shows. RAW or SMACKDOWN.

One of the things I enjoy most about this job is the testosterone level of my fellow workers. Everybody has an attitude and everybody is willing to share it. Now there are two real hallmarks in this business, the ribbing (Practical Jokes) and the Bets. If you make a bet in this business you have to pay up. Some of the major bets I’ve won have included making my buddies pay for dinner, eat soap, and wash the car of everyone at the training center. That was over one hundred cars. So over all I’ve done pretty well. I’ve only truly lost one major bet. I was in a match with one of the girls and the testosterone was flying. I thought I’d beat her easily and I told her so. She asked if I wanted to bet and we were off. I said yes if I won she went on a date with me.

She agreed so I upped the ante. She was always wearing jeans, so I told her if I won she had to wear a dress. She said fine if she won so did I. I should have let it go but I’m a little temperamental. I added to the bet saying that she had to get the phone numbers of two girls who would go out with her while we were out. She nodded and informed me that I’d have to pick up two guy’s. I agreed to the bet and we got down to wrestling. I won’t bore you with the details of the match but due to a little outside interference by the guy who washed the cars, I lost the match and the bet.

Everyone was laughing when I lost. The announcers had made a big deal out of the match and all the fans were really into it. It was even worse in the locker room. My locker was strung with bra’s and the guys were gather around to snicker at me. I decided right then and there I was going to do it right.


Well it’s been almost a week since the match and we are going out tonight so that everyone will have something to talk about at the matches tomorrow.