Dressed for Success

I’d put a lot of work into this outfit and all I can say is thank goodness for Lane Bryant. They make clothes for bigger women and enough of them fit me that I was able to buy something stylish. They were even able to help me out in the undies department. I’d bought an aqua bra. Nothing like having a little cleavage and a Binicki or butt bra so I’d have a little tush. Over this I put nylons, hi-heels, and a Japanese dress that brought out the highlights in my hair. Now I don’t want you to think I just looked like a man in a dress.

I’d gone to a salon and I’d spent several hundred dollars for the best makeup job I could get. In addition to the shave and the make-up I had had my hair done. It was interesting to watch as the girl shaped my hair into a very feminine looking haircut. I’ve always had long hair but I’ve always had a square cut mane. And then she added color to a few select strands of hair and wrapped them in foil. The effect when I was done was stunning. I got lots of looks on my way home, although whether that was because I looked so good or so bad was hard to tell.

That night was worth the effort. I loved watching my dates jaw drop as I walked in to her apartment. I did a little pirouette and believe me that’s harder than it looks. She was just amazed at how good I looked. She had to admit that if she didn’t know who I was, she might try to pick me up herself.

We headed off for Zeke’s Bar and I had to say I was looking forward to it. As we pulled in and got out of the car I could already see a few guy’s looking our way. I felt her take my hand and we proceeded into the bar. We passed quite a few guys and as we got closer I felt a hand on my ass.

I turned to look and found this toothless guy hanging onto me. I gave him my best smile and pointed at the ceiling. He couldn’t help himself and looked up to see what I was pointing at. My openhanded slap sent him flying, all his buddies laughing at him. As he stood up and started back at me I asked him what his friends would say if a girl kicked his ass. He stopped and rethought his plan.