Dress Up For The Girls Next Door

I’m just your ordinary guy, you know the type, women love me, I’m an electrician by trade and there isn’t a single or married woman out there who hasn’t asked me, “Can you really install my ceiling fan for me.” 6’, 200 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, I keep active so I’m not out of shape. So what happens with the ones I hook up with, why do they end up dumping my ass? Usually, it starts out real simple. I forget something. Then, it’s because I just don’t care enough to listen to her. And then it’s because I’m just not mature enough to have a serious relationship. Why, because I like to go to concerts and the ball game? Because I laugh at fart jokes, because I can quote lines from Animal House but I can’t remember to make plans for the weekend.

So I like to fish and play pool. So I like to “waste” money on my 68 Camaro or ride my quad with my buddies in the woods. Hey, I work hard and I play hard. I do stuff with my girlfriends all the time, so just give me space once in awhile and don’t analyze everything I do. Your comfortable going to a counselor, that’s cool. I tried it, it didn’t get me anywhere. So the sex is the best you ever have had, I love pussy and getting you off is my number one priority. But you had to go and ruin it by saying your no good because I won’t cum inside you. I do, sometimes. She likes to suck my dick and that got me off all the time, except for when you would push my hand out of the way, hell, you stopped using your hand all together because you felt like I did that enough. So if it got me off, what’s the problem, oh that’s right, you feel like I don’t need you. Then you wonder why I won’t fuck you anymore, because why bother if your just going to get all emotional when I don’t cum in you. Go to a doctor, blah, blah, blah.

Then I met Lisa, and she changed my life. She was like no other woman I had ever been with. Hot looking, 42, twice divorced, she held up very well. And what was it you might ask that kept me coming back for more, it quite simple, you see she takes control, total control.