A Little Payback

Of course we'd all heard about it, how couldn't we? Apparently the drug had been invented originally for couples who were into the whole dominance/submission thing. Women who had more submissive boyfriends could make them look more like they felt on the inside or something like that, anyways that's the way it was described when it was invented.

Unfortunately, something powerful enough to emasculate a man in just one dose was bound to be a bad thing. And then of course there were the side-effects. Having all those nerve endings in one little place, not to mention the constant rush of hormones keeping your body from going back to normal? How could they have ever thought it would be a good idea; the men who took it were perpetually horny and would get their fill any way they could.

Well anyways, that's how it started. One pill to make unusual couples' love lives more interesting. Then some girl got the bright idea to spike a guy's drink with it. Apparently he'd been molesting her at the strip-club she worked at in Alabama for months, against policy, and no one was doing anything about it. One pill in his beer before her set and halfway through he'd rushed into the bathroom out of dizziness and discomfort.

That's how it caught on. Men had been slipping roophies in women's drinks for ages, now they were slipping this little pink pill into ours if we got unruly.

I can tell you first hand what he experienced - no I'm not the molester, but unfortunately I've had a hit of the stuff and it's not entirely pleasant. I'll start at the beginning.

It was my Senior year of college and everything was going well. I didn't play any sports or act or anything like that, I was just a typical business major. I worked hard for my body though, hitting the gym 14 times a week for hours on end, I was a pretty muscular guy. I liked that I wasn't big per se, but I was definitely ripped and the ladies loved it. Unfortunately I had let it all go to my head. I'd always been like that I suppose, attractive and muscular, who wouldn't be? Of course, now that Kim has pointed out the error of my ways it all makes perfect sense.