A Little Payback

I'd gone out drinking with my buddies one evening and we were at a great little singles bar and I was hoping to score. Unfortunately there weren't many women there so I'd started to get pretty drunk by the time a total knockout walked in and sat down at the counter. She ordered a martini. Yeah, she was going to be mine.

It should have gone through my head as I walked over and patted her ass that she could easily slip something into my drink but it didn't. The whole thing hadn't quite caught on yet. My friends and I had seen the news footage every once in a while. Some big hulk of a guy's picture next to the new, weak version of him telling his story. Most of them would cry. They'd be sitting there in tight-fitting women's clothes usually because that's all that would fit, they were like sticks. The news never showed pictures but they talked about what happened downstairs and it didn't sound pleasant. A quick google search would resolve that though. Nubs they were called.

Anyways she obviously didn't take too kindly to my touching her the first time, or maybe it was the second or third time; or maybe it was when I grabbed her breasts and went in for a kiss before I'd even asked her her name. Whatever the case I must have upset her because at some point she managed to drop one into my beer.

She walked out of the bar and I walked back to my group of friends, all of them football players surprisingly, and sat back down. They started to make fun of me for not scoring but I didn't mind. There'd be plenty of other opportunities. I took a swig of beer.

Kieth, who was a lot bigger than I was (in the crotch department too, he always wore tight jeans and it was no secret that he was packing a monster) reached over and took a long swig of my beer as well. He'd run out and the service hadn't gotten there. It was perfectly normal behavior.

We kept chatting about school and girls and whatever it was that we were interested in at the time for about 20 minutes before I started to feel really dizzy and my dick got half hard and felt like I really needed to pee. I stood up and went to the bathroom, still not realizing what had just happened.