Bimbo Bombshell

"Will Bingo be okay without you? Do you need to stop there for anything?"

(And now here comes another whopper)... "No,no,no!.. He'll be fine...I had him put down"...

( What the hell was I talking about? I didn't know but, I kept on,) "

"Oh no!",Bambi said.

"What I mean is that I had him taken out..." " I mean, taken down, yeah, taken down....to the kennel....?"

"You're not making sense, Jake. Maybe I should just call it a night.." she sighed.

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"NO! He's gonna be fine, I mean, his fine. The finest. Yep, my Bingo is at the kennel to be bred, I mean, for breeding. H's a champion show dog!" Even I didn't believe my bullshit now.

"Wow! That's amazing! What breed is he?"

"Quickly, Jake!" I told myself. He's a rare breed." I searched my brain for an answer... "A long haired, Armenian/Danish Weiner Hound..."
"Really?", she inquired. I think I've heard of those!" "How delightful! Can we go see him?"

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!

"But you're allergic!"

"Oh, its not that bad, I'll just have to bring my allergy kit, just in case."

"I don't....think that's wise, Bingo gets very nervous right before breeding."

"Well, that's a shame, but you know something, Jake?

"Hmm?"

"You'll have to show me your Weiner sooner than you expect."

I smiled, laughing nervously.

"Oh, I ordered you another round. You drank that last one so quickly, you Big Stud."

"Good thinking. My head was starting to swim. I'd already had a few drinks before her arrival. The next sequence of events is still unclear.

I recall tossing back my shot and chasing it with the beer.... The rest is fuzzy at best. I was helped into what I think might have been a limo. The journey was even less discernable. Memories of winding roads, loud voices and laughter. Feminine laughter. And a single voice assuring me that everything was going to be alright, and that I was going to have an experience like never before, ......


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