Wife and BFF Set Me Up!

I was married to a beautiful woman a few years back...I'll name her Tammy in this story (or she would kill me otherwise).

Tammy was very sexual as we were dating and for about a year after we got married, but after that, she was pretty much untouchable. I thought it was me but as it turns out, it was her seemingly new attraction to her new BFF Janie.

Janie was married to one of my childhood friends, not a close one, but close enough. These two lady's were totally inseparable. They were together every day to where Tammy and I would start to fight about the lack of time she spent here at home. Needless to say, I was really starting to feel neglected, I mean they went shopping together, hung out every day for hours together...one, literally, wouldn't make a move without the other one there.

I came to resent Janie for this, although she was a hottie, but because of the situation, I started to hate her none the less.

One thanksgiving day, after our meal together, Tammy wanted to go to Janie's house and hang out with her. Instead of fighting her about it and trying to get alone time with her, I suggested that they both come spend the time with me if they absolutely had to be together.

Tammy said that I couldn't possibly hang out with them, that it's just "a girl thing", so if I were to hang out with them, that I'd have to be a girl...aha!! she thought that would discourage me so she could go off and do her thing...the look on her face was priceless when I told her that I would do whatever it takes.

Tammy then went to the phone and called Janie and after about 3 minutes (living on the next street), Janie was knocking at my door. I was sitting in the living room and they quickly went into the bedroom to chat. After about 10 minutes, they both came back out to me and said that if I wanted to hang with them tonight that I needed to let them do whatever they wanted to me without a single word of objection on my side. I was like whatever...

Janie suggested that I should have a few drinks for us all and it seemed like the night was going to be ok...we hung out together for a few hours and laughed and joked a while and I thought ok, this can be pretty cool. Why wouldn't they allow me to enjoy this kind of time with them together?