Whatever dreams may cum

"I usually just blend in, " I mumbled burying my face into his chest, smearing some makeup, "damn it, I'm sorry!"

"Thats okay, anyway, let me continue. I think I have a surprise for you too, just let me finish what I'm saying to you.

"What was I saying, oh right, I spent weeks looking in clubs and online, but then I came onto xHamster, and was checking out shemales for crossdressers. I looked through several profiles and friended lots of people. I asked many of them if they had been at a halloween party, but hardly anyone answered. If they did answer, all they said was sorry that they usually had no time to respond. Then I realized that I could search for people in my area, no shemales, but there were a lot of crossdressers under Gay males." he said before I interrupted again.

"Could you not call them shemales, " I said quite hotly.

"Whys that?", he said curiously.

"Well, at least say transexual or transvestite", I implored.

"Oh, Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know that. Can I continue?"

"Yes, we are hopefully getting to the good part," I said stifling a yawn.

"Indeed we are getting to the good part of the story, the action picks up again real soon, I promise."

"Great." I said with mock anticipation, "Go on then."

"Right, so, I was looking at crossdressers when I saw your profile. I wasn't sure if it was you though, but I am glad that it was.

Anyway, I am bxgj37 and I-"

"No way," I interrupted yet again, (actually the conversation was flowing much more quickly than this if you can imagine), "YOU are bxgj37? Thats amazing, I guess you know then what I think about your cock!" I said somewhat joking but not flirtatously, " And you've seen my little small pitiful dick"

"Yes, I have ", he continued yet again, " and it isn't that small, and you claim that it does work."