The Wonderful Adventures of Miss K

Miss K began her ritual by pulling out a short, tight baby blue mini-skirt with a matching spaghetti strap tank top with the word 'slut' written in script in glitter across the front and a pair of platform sandals. Then, she sat down at her vanity to get herself ready to go out. First, she dried her long hair, then combed it out and sprayed it to go for that big hair look. After that, she worked on her face, putting on some metallic light blue lipstick and some light blue eye shadow. Next, she removed the polish on her fingernails and toenails and replaced it with two coats of baby blue polish on each nail. Once that polish dried, she went to her lingerie draw and picked out a cotton baby blue thong to hold her manhood under control under her skirt. Tucking her limp member between her asscheeks, she pulled the thong over her legs, then slipped on the shoes, skirt and top. Picking up her purse, she walked out to her living room closet, where she picked out her baby blue fur coat and slipped it on. Miss K checked her purse for her car keys, went over to her CD collection to pull out Ghostface Killah's "Supreme Clientele" and calmly walked out the door.

"Hmm…what to do today?" Miss K thought to herself as she walked towards the elevator. "Well, I could hit up that strip club today and have a couple drinks. Yeah, that's what I'll do." Fishing out her cell phone and checking the time while she was riding the elevator, she said to herself, "besides, it's early. It shouldn't be too wild in there." She patiently waited for her elevator to reach the garage, then ducked her head as she left the elevator and walked to her black SUV. She opened it up, stepped inside, started it up and popped her CD in the stereo. As she pulled out the parking space and drove out the garage, she let a smile creep across her face as the sounds of "Nutmeg" blasted out of her stereo.

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When Miss K made it up to the club, she calmly pulled into the parking lot, then got out of her SUV, locking the door behind her. As she calmly walked around the side of the building to the entrance, she took notice the neon sign shining against the low winter sunlight, then turned to enter the club. As her eyes got adjusted to the darkness and the stage lights, she noticed the doorman calling to her.