The High Bidder Gets Chrissie

My BFF Kelly belongs to an Alternative Lifestyles Club and her being a member always seems to affect me.
Several times a year the club hosts what they refer to as a "Slave Auction". The rules behind the auction state that
certain members who are selected by random draw are required to bring a date or guest to the auction. The members'
guest/date for the affair must agree to become participants in the evenings "slave auction." Agreeing to participate in the
auction means that at the close of the evening the newly acquired "slaves" are the property of the person who bid the most
for their services. There are clearly defined rules as to what type of services the Master may request of their new "slave".
The potential "slaves" must agree to these parameters prior to the bidding. A potential "slave" may clearly spell out in writing
any activity which they absolutely refuse to engage in. These exceptions are available to the bidders prior to the bidding and
usually determine the degree of interest in a potential "slave' as well as how much money a potential Master might be
willing to pay. I was surprised to see that most of these would be "slaves" placed very few limits on what they would be
willing to do. You can imagine what the most prevalent taboos expressed might be.

When Kelly received her invitation to the next "Slave Auction" she informed me that she wanted me to be her date for the evening.
Anyone member intending to bid at the auction was required to pay an entrance fee and there were always more bidders then
participating "slaves". The money that each successful bidder paid for his evening's "slave" was split between the "slave" and their member. Kelly convinced me that we could be splitting several thousand dollars before the evening was through. Kelly
told me that the "slaves" supplied by the club members are sometimes other club members, sometimes members' girlfriends, often
a member's wife and she even remembered a guy who presented his sister for auction.