The Greatest Lie Part 13

I typed up an outline quickly, inspired equally by Spenser's text and the Dudley Moore/Peter Cook classic, "Bedazzled." Then I shot it all over in an e-mail to Allenina.

Feeling flushed with that first success, I knocked out another script, based on a transsexual's fifth anniversary high school reunion, and sent that to Allenina, too. Later that night, I logged on to AOL and IM'ed Allenina

Virtual_xx: Hi.

AlleninaW: Hey.

Virtual_xx: Did u read my story?

AlleninaW: Your story works swimmingly.

Virtual_xx: Thx. u like it?

AlleninaW: It's straightly a fantasy of yours and not mine. However, I see the beauty of your brainiac craft. I like the little toss of dichotomy.

Virtual_xx: I like a little ying in my yang.

AlleninaW: Or a little Yang in your Ying. LOL

Virtual_xx: What do u mean?

AlleninaW: Laugh out loud.

Virtual_xx: I didn't. u hurt my feelings.

AlleninaW: U R 2 sensitive. Not ready 2 b in my pornos.

Virtual_xx: OK, I can take it. Anywhere, anytime. u like the bedazzled thing?

AlleninaW: written like a literary Pygmalion. It's a beautiful story. yes u r a literati Pygmalion

Virtual_xx: how do you like the class reunion porno scenario?

AlleninaW: it's very porn, so it's very cheesy. U have penned it deftly.

Virtual_xx: u mean keyboarded.

AlleninaW: of course. I will put in shots, rent location, hire talents and crew. U write more dialogs. I will email you with dates. About two weeks. I can get you and your friend fee of at least 4,000 4 this script. OK?

Virtual_xx: u had 2 remind me. I'll be my own whore on screen. can porn be art, or is it commerce?

AlleninaW: if done right, it can be anything u want it to be.

Virtual_xx: like Romeo and Juliet, porn in its time, also now kiddie porn.

AlleninaW: we've always lusted after kiddie porn babe, the erotic Eros, scantily clad, baby face and body, god, if it wasn't classical, people will have sued already

Virtual_xx: that's why they call it greek