The Football Jock and Chrissie

I made up my mind to arrive at the party just prior to the end of the game. I
really didn’t want to sit through a whole football game even it did mean I might get laid.
I arrived at Thor’s apartment building and managed to gain entrance as a
group of “well lubricated” people were leaving. The guys all gave me a good gawking as I squeezed past. One of them yelled out “You’re late honey, games over……where were you earlier everyone’s leaving.”

Perfect timing! I thought, perhaps I could have Thor all to myself? Upon reaching the door to his apartment another small group were leaving and I just slipped in past them. Once inside I noticed there were only 3 people left in the apartment and the last couple appeared to be leaving.
“You made it! But the games over and looks like the party is as well.” Thor said. “You’re Lori’s friend right? She already left.”
“That’s OK, I’m Chrissie by the way.” I told him.
“Let me get you a beer Chrissie, you missed a good game.” he said as went to find me a beer, saying goodbye to his last remaining guests.
“No problem.” I said “I really just came to see you.”
Whoa! Chrissie, are you moving too fast here. I thought.
“Really.” “You know I’ve been thinking about you ever since I saw you in class.” he said as he slumped back down in his reclining chair.
I thought to myself, Well, here goes nothing, as I walked over toward him.
“My name is Christopher by the way.” He said.
I laughed and said “That’s funny, my name used to be Christopher.”

“So that’s what Lori meant when she said that there was something special about you.” he said.
Then he reached out and took hold of my hand, gently pulling me onto his lap. My tiny little 5’4” frame must have felt like a teddy bear or a rag doll perched on his lap.