On School Grounds

It’s amazing how good the cloth feels against your bare skin. I had never thought of myself as anything but a straight and regular Joe. I didn’t think that I’d get a stiffy wearing woman’s clothing like this.

I looked at myself in the mirror, just to see if my padding was well, there. I had borrowed one of my ex-girlfriends bras and stuffed it with a pair of socks. The purple dress that I was wearing didn’t fit me at all, but hey, that was borrowed too. This was all for a college prank, and most of the guys in the dorm were doing it. My roommate thought that I, and the rest of us, were all freaks and summarily I couldn’t get him to talk to me for the rest of the semester.

I wanted to go sans panties, and just let my dong hang out if you know what I mean, but I did have classes to go to on this fine day, and I didn’t really want any of my professors to see my package and then have my little old self end up getting hauled off to the slammer for indecent exposure or something.

I hefted my satchel around my shoulders, being careful to align the shoulder strap of the bag right in between my “cleavage” area, and therefore set off my “breasts”

My roommate who didn’t have any classes that day – lucky bastard – considered me an abomination, but I didn’t care; I was always one to set off the status quo - I hated being labeled as different.

I loved showing off, and since we weren’t allowed to streak, than this was the next best thing.

My professors for the most part were very understanding, as I had chosen to go to all of my classes in a dress, now I knew what boy George felt like. Several of the “girls” or was it guys (it was gender bending day, you know) were hitting on me. But, for the life of me I didn’t know if it was just the novelty of being the opposite sex, or if they really DID like me.

My blonde hair was tied up in a ponytail, and I’d made sure that I’d managed to shave off my mustache the night before. Several of the girls (uh men) were sporting eyeliner mustaches and beards, and had taken the opportunity to hit on me.