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“Why don’t you just ask her out?” Kelly insisted.

“Hey, I’ve tried. Really, but she told me she doesn’t date guys, even the ones as nice as me. She said that she prefers girls,” I responded.

“How can you be sure that she isn’t telling you that just so that you will stay interested enough to keep coming back but giving up hope of a date,” Donny asked.

“Honestly, I don’t know for sure. You could be right,” I agreed. Then I added, “I do know for sure that she does like the ladies. I have seen her with some of the other girls there, and if she was acting, she deserves an Oscar.”

“Did you see her up close?” Donny pried.

I shook my head, “Not too close, I would have had to be at the same table.”

“What is it about guys and lesbians?” Kelly asked with an annoyed scowl.

“Well, instead of one, hot, sexy woman in heat, you get two, it’s very visually stimulating…” I started.

“It was a rhetorical question,” Kelly answered. “This one here tried to get me to seduce another girl for a threesome,” she continued, pointing at Donny. Donny had a cheesy but guilty look on his face. I looked at him intensely as if waiting for a response.

“The answer is no. I did not,” Kelly jumped in, sensing my curiosity. I knew better than to pry any further. For some reason, Kelly felt that she had to keep volunteering info. “It’s not that I have any thing against it. I don’t! I am pretty sure that I could be comfortable with another woman, if she was pretty cool. I admit that I have thought about from time to time. I just didn’t do it for you, because it was your threesome fantasy, not mine. We were a couple and that would have been totally about satisfying your ego,” she ranted towards Donny. He obviously did not want any more of that fight and thru his arms up in mock surrender. They still had some hidden issues, but I was still stuck on Kelly’s words about being comfortable with and thinking about having sex a woman.