New Girl

"Oh, I almost forgot! You know Halloween is a month away, eh Tim? Well, you know Joyce, the owner of the beauty salon I work at? She had a brilliant idea! She wants to host a Halloween party at her place, and you will never guess the theme!'

'All salon workers have to come as French maids?' I said.

'You wish, mister! What is it with men and French maids? Besides, you made me dress as one LAST Halloween, remember?

'I sure do, Olivia! You looked so sexy in that black satin uniform, with your long sexy legs tucked into 5 inch black pumps!'

'Not this year, buster! No, the theme is quite in keeping with a salon. All the spouses and significant others of salon employees have to be made over at the salon into 'women'! All the guys will be made over at the salon by their partner. And there is a quite substantial prize for the top 3! The winner will get $1500, 2nd place is $1000 and 3rd place is $500! Tim, I intend to win us the top prize money! So watch out. on Halloween, you're going to be the prettiest 'girl' at the Party!'

'No way I'm doing that shit! I'm too macho to be made over into a girl! That's impossible! I will be the ugliest woman ever! Please honey, do we have to go? I'd rather stay home anyway and watch you hand out candy to the kids in your sexy French maid uniform!'

'Yes way, Tim! All salon staff must makeover their partners! It is expected of us. It makes us look good to the owner if we are team players! And there are several promotions to come at work! I need the raise a promotion would bring. Do it for me honey! Please? Or I may just have to find a more sympathetic boyfriend!'

''Oh all right! Damn it, do your worst, Olivia! But there is still no way you can make me beautiful. No way whatsoever!"

'Ok tough guy, you're on! That is a challenge! You know I am one of the top cosmetologists at my salon? I'm going to make it my mission to make you into a stunning girl, and win 1st prize!!'

'Haha! Like that's going to happen, Olivia! I'll come in dead Last for sure! You're going to be wasting your time! But, whatever!'