Moon Probed at Hen Party Part 1

Of course the head went ballistic. Although we were officially in what they called a 'Sixth Form College' it was run as part of the main school. But because we were older we enjoyed the privilege of more relaxed rules. We were supposed to be more responsible and this was not going to look good in that way. And what really annoyed the rector was that his name was still under the image. He probably associated my bare bum with previous jokes about his rectum! Anyway only the four of us knew whose it was and we made a pact to keep it a secret.

Speculation got very intense and some even said it was one of the girls. I suppose my bum does look a bit feminine. Anyway despite many threats and investigations, the rector never discovered anything.

Now all this had happened only at least 6 months previously, but the whole affair had taken on a sort of legendary status. The girls were all crowding round the bar whispering while glancing at me from the corner of their eyes. I couldn't help going bright red with embarrassment. I guess it was that which partly gave the game away.

"Come on Sheila tell us how you knew" one said.

"Or does she? I think she's guessing. Could be your bum couldn't it Sheila; or are you just trying to take the credit?"

"Oh come on Sally it's a boy's bum can't you see; you can practically see his balls".

"No you can't! Hey do you think he's got any? He's quite a dandy isn't he?" then turning to me this other girl who I didn't even know added "You're not offended are you darling?" then patting my head and turning to the others; "He's such a pretty boy isn't he?"

Sarah was showing everyone she picture from her phone but just about everybody had downloaded it from the website before it got removed.

"What are doing with this ridiculous jacket? It's far too hot in here and anyway it doesn't show your figure well" said Sally calmly taking it off me. She had re-joined me behind the bar amid a lot of laughter then with an expression of being calmly in command served every one with more drinks.