Me, Myself, and I

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"Just a little further..." Jim thought to himself as he cranked his back into moves fit for a contortionist. His throbbing cock was only millimeters from his mouth. He could lick every drop of precum, and kiss the head, but, try as he may, auto-fallatio was still just out of reach.

Jim longed for the day that his flexibility training would pay off and he could reach his final goal: to comfortably suck all 6 1/2 inches of himself, and bring himself to orgasm with just his mouth, swallowing every last drop of salty goo. Today, however, was not that day. Knowing that it wasn't worth the risk of straining or breaking something, Jim went back to watching video clips of luckier folks sucking themselves off.

"I wish I could just be like them." Jim sighed to himself, as he began rummaging through his extensive collection of guys and shemales blowing themselves. As much as he enjoyed the thought of a cock in his mouth, his preference in watching pornos was to see a shemale with HER cock in HER mouth. It just always seemed so much more delicate and expected to him. Just as the girl in the video began to roll her eyes back into her head, Jim and the video girl came together.

"... Someday."

Every day, Jim would go to work, come home, relax a bit, do some stretches, and go again at his auto-fallacious goal. Bit by bit, he'd advance, first, being able to bend down and lick his dickhead without curling up upside down, then being able to lick and kiss himself with a bit of tugging whilst standing in the shower, and lastly, to be able to get the head in his mouth through some heavy contorting. He was even able to go so far as to cum in his own mouth completely, happily gulping down every drop of the warm, salty load. He knew he was close to his dream.

One night, Jim decided that it would be a good idea curl his legs up over his shoulders and try sleeping like that, to further acclimate his body to the stretch and position, and as he was limbering up pretty well already, he found he could hold the position quite well. As he slept, his head was filled with the most vivid dreams of sucking and cumming, followed by more sucking and cumming, until, at last, he awoke the next morning.