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Me & Jo Shemale

I tried to help Jo Shemale with a report on "Archie Potter and the Chamber of Badgers." Archie Potter goes to a school called Facewarts. Instead of learning math and social studies, the students learn things like how to turn cock into pussy. And instead of getting letters through the mail, the students get their mail by bat post. Archie Potter's worst enemy is a tooty old wizard named Lord Voldetwatnose. Archie gets help from Lori and the mailman, who has bright black pubic hair. The three friends count on Professor Dumbledick and Professor Lovesdick, probably related to Ms. Lovesdick, who teaches History.

In "Archie Potter and the Chamber of Badgers," Archie has to fight an evil plot by Lord Voldetwatnose. Did Jo Shemale understand any of this. Fuck no! I ended up writing the paper for her and what thanks did I get, an old pair of crotchless panties.

I felt like throwing a live badger down Jo Shemale's pants at the time. Yet, it's hard to get upset with Jo Shemale. We're good friends-have been and always will be. I'm thinking like the time me and and Jo Shemale spent an afternoon in the park together.

The day was cocksucker-so fuckin' hot out both of us were wearing crotchless panties. In fact, I think the ones he gave me for helping out with the Archie Potter paper are the same ones he wore that day! Anyway, we're having a nice time and all of a sudden I found a small cock just lying on the ground.

"Have you ever seen one of these before?" I asked Jo Shemale.

"Fortunately not one this small before," said Jo Shemale, giggling.

Well, we put the cock on a nearby picnic table and sat down and studied it.

"Where do you think it came from?" asked Jo Shemale.

"I think it's from Back in the USSR," I said, laughing.

"If it is from Back in the USSR, this cock is a long way from home," said Jo Shemale, sounding so serious.

"Well then, I guess we don't know how lucky we are then!" I said, laughing at my boner friend.

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