Magician's Assistant - Friends & Lovers Part 2

"Hey! Tell you what! How about I go ask Magatrix to lay a little of that hocus-pocus, presto-changeo, guyo-girlo magic of hers on the two of us, you know, to change you into a girl and me back into a guy again? That way, I can show you just how much fun you can have out of being a girl, and thereby return the favor."

"I really don't think that's a good idea, Mikey."

"How come? Are you afraid that you just might like it as much as I do?"

"Well," John uneasily replied, "it suffices to say that becoming a girl, even if it is only for only a couple of hours, doesn't hold any appeal for me whatsoever."

"It doesn't?"

"No way, man! I like being a guy too much to ever like being a girl!"

"You mean to tell me that you never once entertained the notion of what it would be like to be a girl?"

"No!" John was emphatic.

Challenging his friend's assertion, Mike impishly responded with a chuckle and a sarcastic, "Yeah, right! You don't actually expect me to believe that line of bullcrap of yours, do you? Remember, pal, it was only a couple of months ago when you and I caught a rerun of 'Switch' on one of the cable channels. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I do believe I remember your saying something about how you wouldn't mind the opportunity to feel yourself up if you somehow ended up decked out in the bodacious body of a girl."

"Okay, wise-ass!" John fumed. "So what if I did say something like that! You aren't going to hold me to some offhanded comment that I made a couple of months ago, are you?"

"No, John. I'm not. All I'm saying is that you really ought to think about it, given that the opportunity will probably never present itself ever again."

"Okay!" John was clearly flustered. "Tell you what I'm going to do! I'm going to take your advice, and think about it."

"Good! But, you better make it snappy, owing to the fact that you don't have a lot of time if you're going to avail yourself of this very unique opportunity.