Finally

It started when I was a little kid.

In first grade, we had to put on a show for our parents - we all had to dress in bunny costumes, like the one in "A Christmas Story", and sing "do the bunny hop" on stage.

Even though I was only five, I was mortified - how sissy!! But there was no getting out of it. And to make matters worse, we all had to wear red lipstick!! Oh, no!!

I tried to hide behind other kids - maybe they won't notice. But one of the mothers saw my lips UN-red and grabbed me by the arm. She knelt down and opened her tube of lipstick and gave me a really heavy coat.

I had the strangest feeling - I didn't recognize what it was until years later, but I was actually horny - a kind of tingling in my nuts.

For the next few weeks, I'd sneek into my parents' bedroom, open my mother's purse, and put on a coat of her lipstick. Then, just as suddenly as it started, it stopped.

Years later, when I was in my teens, I went to visit a friend who was house-sitting. I went to use the john and noticed a tube of lipstick on the counter. All those feelings came back as if they happened yesterday. I put on about ten coats of lipstick over the course of the afternoon.

After that, I started to expand my horizons, mostly with my mother's clothes, but also a few things I managed to lift here and there. All this time, I'm totally straight I loved girls - I just enjoyed the feeling of dressing.

Then I married my first wife - a beautiful girl, who loved clothes. Whenever I'd have the apartment to myself, I'd dress up in her stuff, (and she had great stuff - just a little small for me.)

It was about this time that I started thinking to myself "If it feels so great to dress like a girl, I bet it's even kewler to act like a girl".

From then on, whenever I'd dress, I'd fantasize about blowing some guy and eating a big load. Over the next 30 years, it turned into an obsession.

That marriage didn't work out. But my next wife was closer to my size, which was great. I actually looked better in some of her clothes than she did!