Alexis Season Part 7

"I don't know how old it is, I only saw the cases before. I never exactly had time to look for a year on them."

The popping coming from the microwave was dying down, so Alexis opened the microwave, cancelling the timer, and took the bag out gently with the tips of her fingers. She opened the bag, letting steam blow out, barely missing her face, and shook the popcorn into the bowl.

"Ok, let's go!" she said, and led the way into the TV room, carrying the bowl, John carrying the drinks. She set the popcorn down on the coffee table, John following her lead with the soda. Alexis then led them all upstairs to her parents' room, and into their walk-in closet. At the back of the closet was a big chest. Alexis opened it, and removed a thick quilt from it, revealing over a dozen porno tapes.

"So what do you guys want to see?" Alexis said, shuffling through the tapes. "We've got 'Back Door Sluts 9', 'Crotch Capers 3', 'Naughty Nurses 2'-"

"Naughty Nurses! Naughty Nurses!" John shouted.

Nancy laughed at him, and said "Naughty Nurses sounds good."

"Ok," Alexis said. "What else? 'The Secret Garden'. that isn't 'The Secret Garden' I know. 'The Devil in Miss Jones'."

"Ooh, I like the sound of that. Sounds sacrilegious," Nancy said. 'Sacrilegious' was another vocab word she had just learned in English class.

"Kay. Scott, you pick one now. 'A Midsummer Night's Cream'. 'Slap Happy 3'. 'Rectal Rooter 5'."

"Rectal Rooter, I guess," Scott said, barely audibly.

"Ok," Alexis said, setting them all aside and closing the trunk.

"Hey, you didn't pick one," John said.

"You pick one for me," Alexis said. "Surprise me."

Nancy and Scott followed Alexis back to the TV room while John opened the trunk back up again and picked another movie. When he came back down, he was ecstatic. "Listen to this! 'Date from Hell' it's called, and it says on it: 'You have entered another dimension. and some loser still follows you here!'"