After Church

Mike continued to look for the remote but he was now watching the screen quietly with me. The woman's head bobbed up and down on the big, sloppy fat white cock and winced as the guy behind her drove deep into her asshole with one big shove. All of the dialogue was in French. "That's the French for ya," Mike said. "They like to stick it in the backdoor."

"Whatever makes them happy," I said not looking over at him. "I'd stick it in about any hole I could get a hold of at this point."

He laughed and nodded in agreement. "Yeah, it's been a long time for me too. But most women are just more trouble than it's worth. A couple hours of fun turns into several weeks of misery. And that's if you're lucky!"

We laughed and went back to watching. The woman on the screen was really moaning now and tears were leaking out of the corners of her eyes. The shot panned over to someone else walking into the scene. It was a tall woman wearing black thigh highs, heels and a short satin robe. She placed her hand on the back of the woman's head and pushed her deeper onto the cock in her mouth while kissing the guy fucking the woman's ass.

"Huh," Mike grunted. His face had gone as beet red as mine. "This could get good. Only thing better than one naked chick is two."

I caught a string of saliva that was trying to leak over my bottom lip and swallowed hard. Everything that I had ever wanted to see was right in front of me. The woman in the lingerie and robe stood on the bed and lowered her panties. To both Mike and I's surprise, beneath her big hairy late 70's bush, a big uncircumcised cock bounced up, hard as a rock. The woman guided her cock to the buttfucker's mouth and began pumping his face.

"Nah, we can't have that," Mike grunted and went into a frenzy looking for the missing remote.

I should have said something like, "Holy shit, it's two dudes. Fucking turn it off." But I didn't. I remained transfixed, face red, and cock leaking cum down my leg inside my blue jeans. I didn't care if she was a guy, she was hot. Hotter than the chick with two dicks in her. Hotter than any woman I'd ever seen.