A Shemale Christmas Carol

I nodded my head. "Uh-huh," I said, drooling into my fake beard.

Sheila's grin widened as she grabbed each side of her panties and started to take them down. What I saw next nearly sent me reeling into a heart attack! She pulled her panties down to her knees and stood straight up. She put her hands on her hips and waited for my response. What should've been a pussy between her legs instead was a big, long dick.

Sheila was a man!

I couldn't believe what I was fucking seeing! What was worse, as if it couldn't get any worse, was that Sheila had an even bigger and thicker dick than I had! It was at least a good two or three inches longer than mine, maybe even longer that that! Her balls, which were as bald as a baby's bottom and were also bigger than mine, hung down lower than her dick! And, probably the most shocking of all, I was actually finding myself becoming even more turned on by Sheila the elf/shemale!

"Do you still like what you see, Santa?" Sheila asked me in that sexy, husky voice of hers.

If I was tongue-tied before, you can believe I was really at a loss for words now! My inability to speak didn't seem to bother Sheila, though, as she took her panties all the way off and stood straight up a second time. She took her big dick in her hand and started stroking it. I couldn't help but sit and stare as her cock grew hard in her hand, making it look even bigger and longer. She was pointing it at me as she slowly walked back over to me. She was holding her dick up to my bearded face as she was gazing down at me. I was gazing back up at her as she said to me, "Would you like for me to give you a present, Santa?"

I could only sit and nod my head.

Sheila stepped forward and laid the head of her massive dick on my lips. Almost as if I were acting on impulse, I parted my lips and let Sheila slide her dick into my mouth. I had never in my life given a guy a blowjob before, and I damn sure never considered it. But, since Sheila was partly a woman (and a damn sexy one at that!), I didn't think there was anything faggy about me sucking on her dick like it was a big candy cane.