A recent dream

The following is a note that I sent to my girlfriend of 20 years about a dream that I recently had:

My dream started out with you kissing me goodbye as I left in the car for some conference in a big city. I wasn't fully aware of where I was going other than that I was going away for a couple of days. When I arrived at the hotel and checked into my room, I put two suitcases up on the bed, which was strange. I stood there wondering why I had two pieces of luggage. I quickly opened the suitcase that I remembered packing which had my toothbrush and change of clothes for the day. It had been a long drive and I just wanted to kick back and relax. Curiosity got the best of me though and I opened up the other bag. In it was a long note from you that said PLEASE READ on the outside. I was startled but opened it up and began reading.

It said, "My dearest Kari... I know that you are going away for a conference for a couple of days, but what you really need is to kick back, relax, dress, play, and let your guard down. It's been way too long since you've had this opportunity and I want this more than anything. So, I've packed a bag full of things which I believe will help transport you away from it all. Enclosed you will find several wardrobe changes, makeup, hair, nails, lingerie, stockings, toys, lube, and condoms. Yes, my loving girlfriend, condoms... I want you to not only get dressed up, take some pictures of yourself, maybe hang out with a few girls like yourself, but I want you to get laid... you need it badly! In fact, I don't want you to come home until you have been! I love you and hope you have a great time. Looking forward to the pictures and hearing all the juicy details.

I got done reading the message and couldn't believe what I read. Of course, I wanted Kari to be let free badly and to have a great time; but, was not prepared for the bag full of stuff, let alone the blazing hot note that you wrote. I pickup the phone and call you to tell you that I've arrived. You ask if I got the note and I respond back that I'm speechless. You simply respond back with... you know what to do, now make me proud and do it! I love you... goodnight... kiss kiss!