What I do best

I have now covered half the distance and feel great – occasional looks but I have no way of knowing what the look is for – as far as I am concerned the guys are looking at my legs and bum – the women well who knows? Oh God how I love this! The adrenaline keeps me walking although I am aware that my feet are beginning to hurt a bit.

All too soon I am at the steps and walk up past the men hanging around at front; smiling at them as I pass towards the doorman. He stands aside and I go up to the ‘T’ girl who sits in the booth just inside the door. “Hi hun!” – “Hiya” I reply. My wrist is ink stamped to show I do not have to pay since I have “made an effort to dress for the occasion. Tonight is Trannyshack and entrance is free for ‘us’ girls! Coat checked in and first drink bought I move pass the mix of gorgeous creatures, the not so gorgeous, the men and others who you may not be able to decide exactly what they are; towards the dance floor which is set down about 7 steps from the seating area. Just at the top of the steps I find a seat and take a welcome sip of the white wine spritzer as I take the weight of my heels for the first time in about 15mins.

I look around and see if there are any guys I would like to go and sit beside – it is early and there are only a few people in the club – no one particularly takes my fancy – there is plenty of time. The dance floor is empty – time for Angy to strut her stuff. The opening bars of Lady GaGa’s Bad Romance, my drink is drained and I am down the steps and on to the centre of the stage- smiling at the DJ a gorgeous ‘T’ girl who I have spoken to a couple of times (despite being absolutely stunning she is not all up herself) – she smiles back and waves. Within a couple of minutes of me ‘strutting my stuff’ I am joined on the dance floor by a couple of young real girls one of who comes up to my ear and says, “I love your shoes babe! Where are they from?!” I turn my lips to her ear, “Kurt Geiger” and she nods, smiles and kisses me on the cheek then dances off to rejoin her friend.