Uncles Lessons

He had his hand on the door knob, but by the look on his face had clearly been there a while, and was startled by the noise as he stepped on a CD case entering the room to get a better view. The cracking case had made him freeze and pulled me out of my masturbation bliss to an incredibly awkward moment.

Me laying there, ass in the air with one of 5 anal beads hanging out, 4 inches of dildo in my mouth, and dressed in stockings, cherry panties, and my cousins heels from prom 10 years prior. It was one of those big record player screeches and the whole of time seemed to slow to a crawl.

I locked up, dildo in hand just staring at my Uncles large frame in the doorway. 1000 things ran through my head in seconds, and I was convinced I would be hitch hiking to Dallas with an embarrassing conversation awaiting me. Thanksgivings would be forever ruined, as the anal bead kid passed the turkey and stuffing.

I jumped in to movement, and flew to a stance next to the on the opposite side from the door, anal beads still in my ass. Dropping the dildo beside the bed I began moving my mouth and trying to stammer out some sort of explanation.

Mostly it was just "ah, ah, ah, I, uh, uh, I, ah, uh, uh" dripping from my pie hole, but no substance at all. I was brain dead, flat lined, and unable to summon more than a monkey's vocabulary.

My Uncle deep southern voice broke the air with a booming "Stop now!" He lifted his open palmed hands as if he was trying to talk a jumper from a ledge.

Slowly he began "Just what do you think you are doing boy?"

Dumbfounded I looked back at him. I was clearly wearing girl clothes and playing doctor with myself, but could only muster the kid answer of "I dunno." The feeble response was followed by an exaggerated shoulder shrug.

It was at this point I notice my Uncle Bob's massive hard on showing through the front of this overall. It was a good nine inches, with a wet spot of precum showing through already. Apparently he had been the longer than I had thought, and it aroused his monster trouser snake. It looked like he had a hammer in his overalls and it was about to shove through the front.