Sight Unseen

Which answer best describes the model's penis?" As soon as I heard the question, I breathed a great sigh of relief, tears flowing down my cheeks, for I knew that I'd passed the quiz, after all! The model was 100 percent woman, and, obviously, as the correct answer stated, "women don't have male genitals."

I sniggered, thankful for the giveaway question that had saved my ass. I might still be kidded for my dismal score, but it would be good natured, not cruel, and it would pass, not last. Hell, maybe a couple of the co-ed students would even take pity on me and offer to tutor me in the finer points of femininity. A few after-hours sessions with the likes of Brenda or Sue would soon give me the expertise that my terrible quiz score would suggest I lacked.

My joy turned to shocked disbelief, however, when the laser beam's yellow dot appeared upon the exposed, pink glans of the diminutive penis that showed, just barely, beneath the long, slender, well-manicured fingernails of the sleek, delicate hands clasped before the model's blonde pubic fuzz. The bitch was a fucking transsexual, I realized, with horror, not a genetic girl--a shemale, instead of a female--and, in answer to the question as to "which answer best describes the model's penis," I'd circled "D. Non-existent (women don't have male genitals)"!

As a result, instead of the 60-percent correct score I'd hoped to achieve, I'd ended up with a total score of only 40 percent correct!

Having failed a simple, ten-item multiple-choice quiz concerning a beautiful, naked woman--or, actually, a beautiful transwoman--I'd be the laughingstock, for all time, not only of the students and the faculty of the university's Art Department, but also of the whole fucking town!

My faint, nervous tittering rose, becoming loud and shrill, and I guffawed uncontrollably, wildly, laughing the laughter of a madman.

Professor Emile repeated his earlier dictum, "People do not see that at which they look." Then, as I continued to bray like an ass, he gave me a sharp look of disapproval, adding, "Apparently, Mr. Huggins has a dissenting opinion concerning my observation. Hopefully, his quiz score will prove the truth of his disagreement."