Showing Off For My Wife's Pleasure

We picked another one this time. It was just off the interstate and would occasionally have eighteen wheelers in the parking lot. But, a different store wasn't the only change in the night's entertainment. Ellen had a new outfit for me. She had made a pair of cutoffs for me from a pair of my jeans -- a pair of cutoffs so skimpy that Daisy Duke cutoffs looked like a full length dress. The barest thread went under the crouch and my dick and balls were barely hidden and totally visible if I bent over even a little bit. She had slit the sides and sewn small pieces of Velcro into them, so they could be ripped off with a quick, light jerk. The top was a t shirt that was way too small that had the lower half cut off. Since I was blonde and didn't have a lot of body hair, the skin looked bare, not hairy. I got hot as I looked at myself in the mirror. I ran a lot and my body was trim and hard, with well defined legs. I got excited thinking about how I was going to be showing off that night.

Surprisingly, my outfit didn't even draw a second look when we went in. The store clerk and the few customers probably figured that I had lost a bet with my wife. However, those cutoffs were sure causing a problem. It seemed that all the hot magazines I wanted to look at were on the lower shelves and I could only get to them by exposing myself to everyone in the store (several customers kept looking my way). If I bent over at the waist, I was exposing myself to the customers and if I tried to lower myself using my knees, my dick and balls would pop out. And, putting that hard shaft back into those cutoffs was difficult and at one point I nearly pulled the Velcro apart, which would have caused the cutoffs to self destruct and left me stark naked from the waist down.

"Hey, come over and look at this!" Ellen called out. I went over to her usual hang out in the gay section. No doubt, she had found a hot guy who was fucking himself with a baseball bat.

I was wrong. This store had a shemale section and Ellen had found it.