Planet of the Gigantic Schlongs

The woman was tall and blonde and had a beautiful body like any other woman, but why was she arrested and taken to see the queen. She had done nothing wrong.
Queen Peenatricia did not appear to be happy. “What are we going to do about you?”
“I’ve done no wrong, your Highness,” the woman said as she bowed down and remained on her knees. “Your guards took me from my home, arrested me without an explanation and told me you wished to see me.”
“Yes, my girl,” she nodded toward the guardswomen standing behind the woman. “Undress this woman immediately! Rip off her clothes!” The guardswomen obeyed the queen’s orders and then she took a long look at this woman. “Let’s see here. You’ve got lovely hair, a pretty face, succulent lips, beautiful firm breasts, a flat stomach, a tight ass, long and smooth legs, but you have one flaw.” She looked at the woman and then between her legs. “It’s your schlong. It’s too small. I’ve received a number of complaints about it.”
The woman’s penis was not thick or long like the queen’s, the guardswomens’ or any inhabitant with a penis. Her’s was thick like a sausage even without an erection and was almost reaching her knees as is hung before the queen.
“What are the charges, your Highness?”
Queen Peenatricia stood from her throne. “I have the list of charges right here. First, your schlong is too thin. An individual’s whole hand can wrap around it. Second, on your records, it reads on your last measurement your penis was only 14 and a half inches long when completely erect. Third, your sperm count when you ejaculated measured only 10 tablespoons. The average volume for an ejaculation is three gallons. Fourth, you aren’t circumcised. All schlongs are required to be presentable and that means the head must be seen at all times.
“Fifth, your schlong can fit into a woman’s mouth.