Me, Myself, and I

"Relax." The second Jim began. "I'm not sure how it happened, but I'm here, and I'm pretty sure I'm you. However, I wish I'd thought of sleeping all curled up like that, you should've seen yourself while you were sleeping!"

"Yea, and what did I do while I was sleeping?" Jim asked in a defensive tone, still not fully believing what he was seeing. The person sitting on his bed, looking like a spitting image of himself, wearing nothing but a pair of his own pajama pants.

"Oh man, you went to town!" The second Jim announced. "You started out with your cock resting on your lips, and you started licking it and kissing it in your sleep. You looked like you were so close to getting it, I couldn't help but give you a hand, so I pushed on your hips a bit, and your dick went into your mouth, and then came back out. So I kind of... Dribbled you like a basketball, and you came all over your face!"

Jim looked as his storytelling double in shock and horror, reaching up to his face to feel the dried semen all over his cheeks, neck, and chin. Unable to think of anything intelligible to say, Jim trembled with fury and yelled, "Get out!"

"Not gonna happen." The double replied. "Where would I go? What would I do? I'm a second you, and I'm not sure why I'm here. However, your little BJ this morning may have satisfied your thirst, but it just made me horny. So if you don't mind, I'm gonna go take care of myself here quick." And so the amused looking Jim #2 stood up, walked over to Jim's computer, immediately went to Jim's painstakingly disguised and hidden porno collection, opened up Jim's favorite vid of the shemale, and bent over and started licking his own cock. Being as nimble as Jim was only a couple days ago, Jim #2 cranked down on the head of his cock and gulped up the quantity of his cum as he orgasmed. Jim looked on in astonishment at the spectacle, becoming slightly aroused as he did. Jim considered going down on himself while watching the the video and his double doing so, he bent over to begin just as his double began to cum, and a burning shot of searing pain fired up his back.