The Coma Girl Brain Transplant

"Well, well...what dooo we have here?" he sleazily asked, with a demeaning slap on my bottom.

"I'm agency, just filling in for the night," I piped up in a terrible falsetto voice.

"Really? Which one? I though all the nurse agencies had blacklisted this unit because of my infamous reputation as a rather sporting lover," he said with his face so close to mine I could almost taste what he'd eaten for his supper. 'Steak with garlic mushrooms,' I thought to myself, 'and I'd bet he'd had an expensive drop of wine with that too.' Was there no end to my envy and admiration for this man? From the moment when I'd first encountered him screwing my girlfriend in my bed I couldn't make eye contact with him. He was my girlfriend's lover and his passion for her had led to him banishing me from the hospital. Yet he was such a rogue that he had already forgotten all about her and was hitting on every new nurse he could see. I wish I'd had his balls. 'What a dashing man!' I thought, '...and how flattering!'

He blocked my exit from the room by closing the door in front of me. I turned around to face him and it didn't take much imagination to guess what he wanted. I shook in fear, partly from the prospect of his discovering my real identity and partly because I had never done anything even vaguely homosexual before. I had seen two homosexual dogs copulating before and, I have to admit, I found it a real turn-on. I can't say for sure that they were both homosexual dogs, but one of them definitely was and the other one was certainly complicit, if nothing else. Either way, I didn't really know what to do and, even though the mechanics of what I saw those two dogs get up to that day could have been replicated by humans, I didn't think that it would have made a very dignified introduction to this fine gentleman doctor.

In the end, he pulled his cock out from his pants and I ended up licking his bone like a dog so, perhaps not as dignified an introduction as one might have hoped, but at least employing something of my knowledge of dogs.