The Coma Girl Brain Transplant

Whatever about the process, the outcome was a good result for me as I was cleared of any wrongdoing. I had cleared my name in the eyes of the law but to everyone else I was known as 'Shag 'er Hard Sherman.' It was not a pleasant situation to have been in but I felt even sorrier for my girlfriend who was lying in intensive care for the past year.

One of the conditions of my bail, before and during the trial, was that I was not allowed to visit my girlfriend or to even set foot in the hospital. Once I was cleared, my lawyer told me that the ban was lifted and I was free to visit her. The day after the trial I went to the hospital. Ironically, before this life-changing event this was the hospital where she worked as a nurse. Now she was a patient in the intensive care unit along with the other 'braindead mongs' as she would have so eloquently put it herself, were she still alive. Well, she was alive, but couldn't talk...or think...probably... One of us was at peace though, and I felt very guilty for feeling that way, under the circumstances.

My personal ID card gained me as far as the intensive care wing but I was stopped and confronted at reception by the matron who had recognised me from my viral video and refused to let me pass any further. An altercation started as I attempted to burst my way in and the matron ended up falling back onto her arse and screaming so loudly that I'm surprise she didn't wake any of the patients up from their comas. She obviously had thought the worst about me having heard my reputation. I paused to help her to her feet and I was suddenly grabbed from behind by hospital security. A male voice addressed me:

"What the devil is going on here?"

I recognised the handsome fellow's face as the man who had been having sex with my girlfriend, in our bed that time I'd walked in on her. He looked more modest than the time I'd seen him naked in my bed and, by the way he was dressed, I deduced that he was probably a doctor, although that was mostly based on the stethoscope around his neck.